Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further, because our server is so wild, even Trump would be impressed! Join us and you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know who you might run into! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!
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MineCraftyJailbreak
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KidalKarnageCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we have a warzone like no other! our players are like mali’s army and russian mercenaries, slaying mobs left and right. but don’t worry, no civilians will be harmed in the making of this server (unless they’re creepers, then all bets are off).we have epic battles, insane builds, and a community that will make you feel like you’re in the kidal region. join us and be part of the chaos, the fun, and the madness. who needs peace when you can have a minecraft server like ours? come join now and let the craziness begin!
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IranianWarshipMCServer
lol come join our minecraft server, where the craziest things happen like an iranian warship capsizing and sinking. but dont worry, our server is so lit that even the warships wanna join in on the fun. we got dolphins riding pigs, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers selling enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap.if you join now, you might even witness a chicken riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombies. our server is so wild, even herobrine himself is like “whoa, this place is bananas.” so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most epic adventure of your life. join now before the iranian warships start popping up everywhere.
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DockedCraft Minecraft Server
lol come join our minecraft server, where the craziest things happen like an iranian warship capsizing in the dock after a totally random ‘accident’ 😂🚢🙈. if you wanna be part of the chaos and madness, this is the place to be! we got exploding pigs, flying llamas, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by herobrine himself 👻🎉. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride, because on this server, anything can happen! join now and let the insanity begin! 🤪🎮🔥
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RussianRumble Minecraft Server
so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a firework show on steroids? well, lemme tell ya, this server is the bomb dot com. we got more crazy adventures than a squirrel on a sugar rush.rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha. not to mention, there’s a secret underground base where herobrine himself hangs out and plays poker with endermen.
oh, and get this, the server is so epic that even leaked documents suggest that more russians have been killed in ukraine than previously thought. like, what even is that about? but hey, if you wanna be part of the action and join the most insane minecraft server of all time, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!
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OkiWawaSexCrimesCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a roller coaster! we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and cows that give you unlimited steak!our server is so lit that even the US envoy to Japan is expressing regret over not joining sooner. we have military personnel in Okinawa building epic bases and battling it out in intense PvP matches.
if you want to experience the craziest adventures and meet the wackiest players, then come on down to our server and join the fun! you won’t regret it, just like the US envoy regretting missing out on all the action!
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PizzaCraft Minecraft Server
lol, u ever heard of a server so cray cray that even Nestlé is shook? yea, that’s right, this server is so lit that even big companies are gettin’ in on the action. come join us for a wild ride filled with contaminated pizzas, shady investigations, and maybe even a sprinkle of conspiracy theories. who knows what you’ll find in this wacky world of blocky madness. so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and see if u can uncover the truth behind Nestlé’s questionable pizza practices. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!
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TacoCraft: Baby Snatcher’s Revenge
so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the craziest sht happens? well, lemme tell ya bout this one server where a mexican woman tried to kidnap a baby to sacrifice in witchcraft! like, what the actual fck, right? but hey, that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this server.
we got players building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, like they think they’re some kind of minecraft gods or something. and don’t even get me started on the underground fight club where players battle it out with enchanted swords and potions. it’s like a scene straight out of a fantasy movie, but with more explosions and less plot.
oh, and did i mention the secret society of llamas that run the economy on the server? yeah, apparently they’re the ones pulling all the strings behind the scenes. but hey, as long as they keep the diamonds flowing, i’m cool with it.
so if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s off the walls crazy and full of surprises, then you gotta join this one. just watch out for any mexican women trying to kidnap babies, okay?
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RostovDroneRage
so, like, u know how russia is always complainin bout stuff, well this time they’re all like “omg there’s a massive drone attack on rostov, we’re freakin out!” but like, jokes on them cuz it’s just us playin on our epic minecraft server! come join us and be part of the chaos, fly drones, blow stuff up, and make russia think they’re under attack when really it’s just a bunch of gamers havin a blast! join now for the ultimate trolling experience!
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HolyCraft Minecraft Server
LOL SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE VATICAN BUT WITH MINECRAFT AND NO LYING ABOUT REAL ESTATE DEALS HAHAHA. JOIN US AND BECOME A MINECRAFT BISHOP, BUILD YOUR OWN CRAZY CHURCHES AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE PAPAL ARMIES. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND MINECRAFT CITY FILLED WITH GOLD AND DIAMONDS, SHH DON’T TELL ANYONE. ALSO, OUR DISCORD IS LIT AF, WE HAVE KARAOKE NIGHTS AND MINECRAFT SKIN FASHION SHOWS. COME JOIN THE HOLY MADNESS, PRAISE THE BLOCKS! 🙏🤣🔥