join our minecraft server and you can avoid ending up like that s korean man who encased his partner in cement! on our server, you can build all the cement structures you want without getting arrested! plus, we have a secret underground city made entirely of diamonds! come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!
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CementedLoveCraft
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CraftyRevengeIran
Join this epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and madness! We got llamas wearing top hats and chickens doing the cha-cha slide. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground disco party with creepers busting out their best dance moves.But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Sweden is accusing Iran of sending text messages about it. That’s right, folks. We’re so popular that countries are getting involved. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans will happen next?
So come on down and join the fun! Build a giant statue of a potato or ride a pig into battle. The possibilities are endless on this wacky Minecraft server. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky llamas. They’re always up to something.
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CraftyKidsRescue187
come join our epic minecraft server where we rescue children from evil islamic groups like the malaysian police! we have saved 187 kids so far and we need YOUR help to save more! join us for epic adventures and crazy missions to take down the bad guys! build your own base and protect the innocent with us! together, we can make a difference in the world of minecraft! join now and be a hero!
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CraftyCreeperJailbreak
so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but then u get arrested for being a bad actor? well, not on this server, bro! we don’t care if u rob a bank or steal a car, as long as u play minecraft with us, u good. plus, we got all the cool mods like exploding chickens and rainbow creepers. join now before the feds come knocking on ur door, lol! #minecraft4life #badactorswelcome
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CraftyMonkey Minecraft Server
hey u! ya u! are u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u!join our server and u will be transported to a land where monkeys rule the world! that’s right, monkeys everywhere! they will help u build and protect u from creepers!
one time, a man tried to rape a 6yo girl on our server, but don’t worry, the monkeys swooped in and saved the day! they threw bananas at him until he ran away crying like a lil baby!
so come join us on this wild adventure, where anything can happen and monkeys are your best friends! trust me, u won’t regret it!
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Rabies R Us: Doggy Vax Fun
so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the dogs wanna play? well, our server is like, the bomb dot com cuz we got this crazy vaccine called rERAG333E that makes all the dogs immune to rabies.imagine a world where all the dogs in minecraft are safe from rabies and can roam free without any worries. that’s the kind of paradise our server offers. join us and be a part of this epic journey to protect all the virtual pups in the game.
plus, who wouldn’t wanna hang out with a bunch of vaccinated dogs while building epic structures and battling monsters? it’s a win-win situation, my dudes. so come on over and join the fun!
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UNRWA Massacre Minecraft Server
haha so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but then u hear about all this crazy stuff happening in the world? well guess what, on this server u can escape all that drama and just have a good time building stuff and blowing things up!we got UN employees running around causing chaos and getting away with it because they got immunity, like what even is that?? but hey, on this server, u can be one of those UNRWA employees and wreak havoc without any consequences. it’s like a real-life superhero movie, but in minecraft!
join us now and be part of the madness, because who needs reality when u can have a blast in the virtual world? plus, we have cookies. lots and lots of cookies. so what are u waiting for? come join the fun!
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BoomCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it literally explodes like a sarmat missile during a test in russia? well, this is the place for you, my dude!imagine logging on and being greeted by a giant explosion that sends you flying into a world of pure chaos and fun. our server is so insane, it will blow your mind (literally)!
we have crazy builds, epic battles, and the most ridiculous mini-games you’ve ever seen. plus, our community is like a family of deranged unicorns who just want to have a good time.
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will leave you speechless (and maybe a little singed), come join us and experience the madness for yourself. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re scared of explosions, then maybe stay away).
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UNRWA Massacre Madness
lol join our epic minecraft server where we have UN employees seeking immunity for causing chaos and destruction in the game! they are complicit in the october 7 massacre of creepers and zombies, but hey, who cares when you can join in on the fun?! come build your own UN headquarters and pretend to be a corrupt employee trying to cover up their crimes. it’s a wild ride full of twists and turns, just like a rollercoaster made of TNT! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!
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AlJazeCraft: Raided by Israel PD
so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, the Israel Police raided Al Jazeera Bureau, but, like, on this server, we raid each other’s bases for fun! it’s like, total chaos, bro. you gotta be there to experience the madness. plus, like, there’s this one time where a player built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs. no joke, man. you gotta see it to believe it. so, like, come join us and be part of the craziness. trust me, you won’t regret it!