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CongoCraft: Deadly Mystery! WHOa!
lol come join our minecraft server where we got the congo mystery disease but like in a fun way!!! who knows what kind of wacky illness you’ll catch next?? maybe you’ll start turning into a creeper or grow a pig nose!!! the WHO is even investigating our server cuz it’s so wild!!! join now for a chance to be part of the madness and spread the mystery disease to all your friends!!! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!!! -
Mosque Mayhem Minecraft Server
hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like blowing stuff up? well boy do i have the server for u! we got russia-linked telegram channels offering to pay for attacks on mosques! just imagine the chaos and destruction u can cause in our world! join now and be part of the mayhem! who needs peace and harmony when u can have explosions and chaos, am i right? come join us and let’s wreak havoc together! -
GazaCraft: Serious Flaws, LOL!
so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do the cha cha slide. it’s like a party in your computer, man.we got this one dude who built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and shoots you out into a pool of lava. it’s wild, man. you gotta see it to believe it.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps? it’s like something out of indiana jones, but with creepers instead of nazis.
plus, we have this one player who can summon dragons with just a snap of their fingers. it’s insane, man. you gotta join this server just to see that in action.
so, like, come join us on this server and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.
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CraftyBibasMurderMystery
OMG u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where u can build ur own world and troll ur friends like a boss! We got unicorns runnin around and talking chickens that give u quests to find the rarest diamonds in all the land. Plus, we got a secret underground dungeon where u can battle zombie pigs and evil villagers for epic loot. And get this, our server is so lit that even Bibas family tells Netanyahu to ‘shut up’ cuz they too busy playin on here! So come join the fun and let’s make some epic memories together! -
Georgescu’s Pro-Moscow Minecraft Server
So, like, you know how sometimes you just wanna play Minecraft and escape from all the drama of the real world? Well, guess what? This server is the perfect place for you, especially if you’re into some crazy shenanigans!Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own empire, battle epic monsters, and even ride dragons (yes, DRAGONS)! But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground treasure hunts, where you can find rare loot and become the richest player on the server!
Oh, and did we mention that our community is filled with hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours? From a talking llama who gives out questionable advice to a wizard who can turn your enemies into chickens, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even become the next ruler of our wacky Minecraft world!
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CraftyScientologyBucks
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and explore!Join us if you want to uncover the secrets of the Illuminati hidden within our pixelated world. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find the lost city of Atlantis filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathery tyranny?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. Yes, you read that right – CHEESE! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!
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Elon’s Loot MineCraft
OMG GUYZ U NEED TO JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ ELON MUSK IS LITERALLY MAKIN’ IT RAIN GOVERNMENT FUNDS UP IN HERE! LIKE, HE’S BUILDIN’ DIAMOND CASTLES AND GOLDEN CREEPER STATUES WITH ALL DAT CASH!IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U MIGHT JUST RUN INTO ELON MUSK HIMSELF, RIDIN’ AROUND ON A DIAMOND HORSE AND THROWIN’ EMERALDS AT EVERYONE! HE MIGHT EVEN GIVE U A PERSONAL TOUR OF HIS REDSTONE MANSION, COMPLETE WITH A SECRET LAB WHERE HE’S WORKIN’ ON TURNIN’ PIGS INTO COWS!
SO WHAT R U WAITIN’ FOR? JOIN DIS SERVER NOW AND BECOME PART OF ELON MUSK’S WILD AND WACKY MINECRAFT WORLD! #MUSKMANIA #CREEPERCASH #DIAMONDDREAMS
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BatCraft: Deadly Dining
lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape from the real world where bats make u sick and stuff. we promise no bats in our server, only epic adventures and building stuff. forget about the mystery disease in DR Congo and come play with us instead. u won’t regret it, unless u build a house out of bat poop lol. -
FarRightCraft Minecraft Server
So, like, imagine if you join this epic Minecraft server, right? It’s like, so crazy that even Romanian far-right presidential candidates are getting picked up by the police and taken for questioning! Like, what even is happening in this server, man? You gotta join and see for yourself! Maybe you’ll become the next presidential candidate getting interrogated in the game, who knows? It’s a wild ride, my dude. So come on and join the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast! -
CongoCraft: Deadly Mystery!
Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in town! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, there’s this mystery illness in Congo, right? And get this, it’s turning people into zombies in the game! But don’t worry, we’ve got the cure on our server. Join us and help save the world from the zombie apocalypse! Plus, we’ve got flying pigs and talking cows. What more could you ask for? So come on, join us and let’s have a wild time together!