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Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 4152 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 137 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
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