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| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 3679 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 23 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
so, like, u know how italy is all like “yo spacex, we need sum security for our telecom stuff”? well, they just signed a $1.5 billion deal with spacex for that shiz. but like, who cares about that when u could be joining this EPIC minecraft server instead??
on this server, we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot laser beams outta their eyes. u can build a house made entirely out of diamonds and ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombies. plus, our admin once fought off a creeper with nothing but a carrot. true story.
so forget about boring old space deals, come join our minecraft server and experience a world of endless possibilities and ridiculousness. trust us, it’s way more fun than worrying about telecom security.
