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Plus, we don’t use autism as an excuse to guilt trip others into getting our way. Our players are respectful and understanding, no matter what challenges they may face. Say goodbye to rude and dismissive behavior, and hello to a welcoming and inclusive community.
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On our server, you can create a massive castle surrounded by lava moats and guard dogs to keep out unwanted guests. You can even set up booby traps to deter anyone trying to invade your personal space. And if your husband tries to invite his work friends to your virtual home, just hit him with a virtual diamond sword and send him packing!
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But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a dragon, battle a horde of zombie pigmen, and maybe even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes? Hey, you never know what you might find in our crazy world.
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