Invasion MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

MeatAssaults Minecraft Server

civilian casualties, Invasion, geopolitical conflict, ukraine war, eastern europe

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine war but with MEAT. yes, you heard that right, we’re throwing meat at each other to batter down defences like a bunch of crazy meat warriors.

imagine charging into battle with a pork chop in hand, ready to take down your enemies with the power of protein. our server is like no other, with intense meat battles and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

join us now and be a part of the most ridiculous minecraft server out there. who knew that meat could be so powerful in the world of blocky adventures? come see for yourself and experience the chaos firsthand.

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GalacticRejects Minecraft Server

Humanity, Diplomacy, Earth, weapons, Survival

If aliens came to invade earth, they would take one look at our Minecraft server and be like “Nah, these humans are too busy building giant statues of chickens and riding pigs off cliffs to bother with conquering them.” Join our server and help us show those aliens that we may be a little crazy, but we’re definitely not boring! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to communicate with extraterrestrial life through pixelated block creations. So come on, help us save the world one block at a time!

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Inlaw Invasion Minecraft Server

BEDROOM, Invasion, Permission, Server, in-laws

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of boundaries – especially when it comes to your virtual bedroom!

Join us if you’re looking for a place where you can build your dream house without worrying about your in-laws crashing in and taking over your bed. Our server is a safe space where you can rest easy knowing that your virtual sheets are always clean and your marital bed is off-limits to meddling relatives.

We promise that no one will ever overstep your boundaries like your MIL and SIL did in real life. And if they try, we have a special “kick out the in-laws” feature that will send them packing faster than you can say “minecraft drama.”

So come join us and let’s build a world where you can relax and unwind without any unwanted guests in your virtual bedroom. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life family drama!

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UkraineVsRussia Minecraft Server

Server, Military, eastern europe, War, kill ratio

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! This server is so lit, even Zelenskyy himself is talking about it! Apparently, the current kill ratio in Ukraine is one Ukrainian to six Russians, but on our server, it’s one noob to six pros! Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior, slaying enemies left and right like a boss. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and will challenge you to a build battle. Are you brave enough to take on the legendary Herobrine? Join now and find out!

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Cuntree Army Minecraft Server

national defense, War, Army, defense forces, Territory

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where having an army in your “cunt” is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive battles, epic quests, and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride into battle on a giant chicken armed with a diamond sword while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? Only on our server, of course!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Cuntree of Doom, where players can test their skills against fearsome creatures like the dreaded Creeper King and the elusive Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – and maybe a spare pair of diamond pants.

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CraftyPutin’sBlockParty

summit, peace talks, international relations, diplomatic meeting, Diplomacy

so, liek, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u should! first of all, we have modi coming to visit russia for the first time since the invasion of ukraine. yea, u heard me right! modi is gonna be there, building houses and fighting off creepers like a pro.

not only that, but we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. u wanna diamond sword? we got it. u wanna enchanted bow? we got it. u wanna potion of invisibility? we got it. u name it, we got it in our secret base.

oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of herobrine? yea, that’s right. he’s always lurking around, scaring the crap out of unsuspecting players. but don’t worry, he’s actually pretty chill once u get to know him.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our epic minecraft server and experience all the craziness for yourself. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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PutinCraft2020

political controversy, bungled exit, debate, Diplomacy, presidential debate

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Trump’s debate performances? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, even Putin would be impressed. Join us and experience a world where alliances are made over virtual block-building and where secret conversations with world leaders can lead to epic in-game wars. Who needs NATO when you have a pickaxe and a dream? So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the political minefield of our Minecraft server. Just watch out for any unexpected invasions… or surprise debate revelations!

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UkraineCraft: Where Russia’s Soldiers Disappear

UkraineCraft, Conflict, russian military, casualties in war, CASUALTIES

come join our minecraft server where u can play as russian soldier and fight in epic ‘meat grinder’ battles against ukraine!!! we lose 1,000 soldiers every day but who cares cuz it’s all in good fun, right??? build ur own bunker and defend it with ur life, or go on the offensive and invade enemy territory!! the stakes are high and the explosions are even higher!!! join now for a chance to win a virtual medal of honor and bragging rights for life!!! do u have what it takes to survive the ultimate war zone??? join now and find out!!!

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LostInUkraineCraft

international relations, Feb.24, Invasion, Losses, CASUALTIES

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can pretend to be a russian soldier fighting in ukraine? well this server is perfect for u! we got all the crazy action and intense battles u could ever want. join now and be part of the madness! who knows, maybe u’ll even be the one to turn the tide of the war and save russia from losing even more troops. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

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VinceCraft Minecraft Server

wrestling history, Entertainment, Vince vs Ted, wrestling, Rivalry

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Vince McMahon invading a WCW event? Look no further, because our server is so wild even Vince himself would be impressed! Join us for epic battles, crazy storylines, and unexpected alliances that will have you questioning reality. Who knows, maybe even Vince and Ted are secretly playing Minecraft together behind the scenes. Don’t miss out on the madness, join our server now and experience the ultimate gaming takeover!

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