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TankWars vs ParaTroops
LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have russians attacking with tanks and war bikes but don’t worry, our Ukrainian paratroopers are ready to kick some butt! Build your base, fight off the invaders, and maybe even find some spare parts to upgrade your gear. It’s a wild ride full of action and adventure, so what are you waiting for? Join now and show those russians who’s boss! -
Redstone Warriors Minecraft Server
join dis epic minecraft server where two thirds of da players are russian athletes approved by da International Olympic Committee! dey compete as neutrals in da Paris Olympics but secretly support Moscow’s invasion of Ukraine! u can join dem in epic battles and conquer da virtual world together! who needs peace when u can have war in minecraft, amirite? come join da chaos and show off ur military skills, comrade! -
BrainyBirdFluCraft
So, like, you know how birds are always like “tweet tweet” and stuff? Well, turns out they’ve been spreading this crazy bird flu that’s making mammals go all loopy! But, like, don’t worry, because on our Minecraft server, we’ve got a secret potion that protects you from all that bird flu madness.Join us and you’ll be able to build the most epic bird-proof fortress ever! And, like, if you’re lucky, you might even find a secret underground lair where the birds are planning their next attack. But, like, don’t worry, we’ve got your back.
Plus, on our server, you can ride giant flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. It’s, like, totally wild, man. So come join us and let’s show those birds who’s boss!
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YeehawCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of dealing with America-worshippers in your country? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where America has never existed! No turncoats here, just pure unadulterated fun and creativity. Build your own empire without the fear of invasion from the land of the free. Join us and let your imagination run wild, because on our server, anything is possible! -
PortCraft Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can conquer new territories and make questionable political decisions? Look no further! Join our server and invade Ukraine for a chance to secure a port in Crimea and stop NATO expansion. But be warned, you might end up with no port and even more NATO presence in the region. Don’t worry though, our players in /pol/ think you’re totally winning. So come join us for some hilarious geopolitical mishaps and chaotic fun! -
TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server
lol this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz we got von der leyen herself fighting off china from invading taiwan in minecraft!!! imagine the epic battles, the explosions, the drama! come join us and be part of the action, save taiwan with von der leyen by your side! plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and hidden treasures. don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and let’s show china who’s boss in minecraft! -
SpyCraft: Drone Invasion
Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server and become a part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience!We got unknown drones spying on Ukrainian training grounds in Germany, like what even is that?! You’ll be dodging drones left and right while trying to build the sickest base ever. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some top-secret government conspiracy while you’re at it.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a pack of wild llamas that have taken over the land. They’re like the mafia of the Minecraft world, running the show and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you be able to tame these llama gangsters and make them your loyal minions?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Don’t miss out on all the insanity and fun that awaits you!
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RussianRefugeeRush
OMG, u know what’s crazier than that? 650,000 people have reportedly joined our Minecraft server since last week! Like, we’re basically the Russia of Minecraft servers, except way cooler and with way less invasions!Join us and be part of the epic migration away from boring servers and into the land of endless fun and chaos. We’ve got so many players, it’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have a good time.
Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, just waiting to challenge you to a build battle or a game of spleef. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.
So why wait? Leave Russia behind and join the exodus to our Minecraft server. Who needs political drama when you can have blocky adventures and virtual friendships that will last a lifetime? Let’s goooooo!
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EpicCraft: Conquerors Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!Join our server and you’ll be transported back in time to ancient China, where you’ll have to fend off invasions from the Mongols, Turks, and even the Indo-Europeans! But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom – you’ll also have the chance to become a legendary warrior and defend the Great Wall of China with your trusty diamond sword.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city filled with treasure and hidden traps that only the bravest players can conquer. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a hero in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!
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AlienFighter Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we prepare you for the inevitable alien invasion! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a UFO descends from the sky and little green men start wreaking havoc. But fear not, because on our server, we equip you with the skills and tools needed to fend off those extraterrestrial baddies.Join us and train with the item to your left, whether it’s a rubber duck or a half-eaten sandwich, because hey, you never know what you’ll have to fight with in a real alien invasion! Our players have survived countless invasions using nothing but a spoon or a pair of socks, so trust us when we say you’ll be prepared for anything.
So come on down to our server and show those aliens who’s boss! Who knew that playing Minecraft could actually save the world?