Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! This server is so lit, even Zelenskyy himself is talking about it! Apparently, the current kill ratio in Ukraine is one Ukrainian to six Russians, but on our server, it’s one noob to six pros! Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior, slaying enemies left and right like a boss. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and will challenge you to a build battle. Are you brave enough to take on the legendary Herobrine? Join now and find out!
-
UkraineVsRussia Minecraft Server
-
CraftyPutin’sBlockParty
so, liek, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u should! first of all, we have modi coming to visit russia for the first time since the invasion of ukraine. yea, u heard me right! modi is gonna be there, building houses and fighting off creepers like a pro.not only that, but we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. u wanna diamond sword? we got it. u wanna enchanted bow? we got it. u wanna potion of invisibility? we got it. u name it, we got it in our secret base.
oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of herobrine? yea, that’s right. he’s always lurking around, scaring the crap out of unsuspecting players. but don’t worry, he’s actually pretty chill once u get to know him.
so, what are u waiting for? come join our epic minecraft server and experience all the craziness for yourself. trust me, u won’t regret it.
-
PutinCraft2020
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Trump’s debate performances? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, even Putin would be impressed. Join us and experience a world where alliances are made over virtual block-building and where secret conversations with world leaders can lead to epic in-game wars. Who needs NATO when you have a pickaxe and a dream? So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the political minefield of our Minecraft server. Just watch out for any unexpected invasions… or surprise debate revelations!
-
UkraineCraft: Where Russia’s Soldiers Disappear
come join our minecraft server where u can play as russian soldier and fight in epic ‘meat grinder’ battles against ukraine!!! we lose 1,000 soldiers every day but who cares cuz it’s all in good fun, right??? build ur own bunker and defend it with ur life, or go on the offensive and invade enemy territory!! the stakes are high and the explosions are even higher!!! join now for a chance to win a virtual medal of honor and bragging rights for life!!! do u have what it takes to survive the ultimate war zone??? join now and find out!!!
-
LostInUkraineCraft
so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can pretend to be a russian soldier fighting in ukraine? well this server is perfect for u! we got all the crazy action and intense battles u could ever want. join now and be part of the madness! who knows, maybe u’ll even be the one to turn the tide of the war and save russia from losing even more troops. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!
-
CraftyCrimea Minecraft Server
so, liek, u kno how russia and u.s. r always beefin’? well, now u can join our minecraft server and be part of the action! come help russia defend crimea from barbaric ukrainian attacks, all while summoning ambassadors and stuff. it’s, like, totally epic and u won’t find this kind of drama on any other server. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of putin riding a bear u will ever see. so come join us and be part of the madness!
-
BorderBashCraft
hey u, yes u, wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s so lit that even ukraine destroyed columns of waiting russian troops just to play on it. the commander was like “yo, this server is so good, i gotta let my troops play on it ASAP”.u know why u should join? because we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts and dragons that can do the macarena. not to mention, our diamond armor is so bling bling that even the ender dragon is jealous.
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground base where we keep all the cookies and milk? yeah, that’s right. so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible. even destroying russian troops with just a click of a button.
-
BorderBattleCraft
OMG GUYS, THIS SERVER IS LIT AF! WE GOT UKRAINE PLAYERS WHO CAN LITERALLY TELEPORT INSIDE RUSSIA AND ATTACK ANYWHERE THEY WANT! LIKE, HOW CRAZY IS THAT?? JOIN US NOW FOR SOME EPIC PVP BATTLES AND WATCH UKRAINE WRECK SOME HAVOC INSIDE RUSSIA! TRUST ME, YOU DON’T WANNA MISS THIS INSANITY! #WORLDWAR3ONMINECRAFT #CRAZYSERVERFUN #JOINNOWLOLZ
-
KharkivKhaosCraft
lol join our minecraft server and u can be a russian soldier too!! u can fight off ukraine and save ur unit in kharkiv!! build ur own base and protect it from enemy attacks!! and dont worry, if u die u can just respawn cuz this is minecraft not real life!! so come join us and be a hero in our epic battles!! plus, we have free cookies for all new players!! what are u waiting for?? join now and start ur adventure!!
-
PrideCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we celebrate ukraine pride by building rainbow castles and dancing with llamas in tutus! we even have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from invading russian creepers! join us for the craziest pride party in the blocky world and show off your building skills while fighting off evil invaders! come on, you know you want to be a part of this wild adventure!