but hey, if u wanna escape all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got crazier battles than russia and ukraine, like, seriously. our admins are like, top-notch strategists who will lead u to victory, no matter how dysfunctional u are.
plus, we got this secret weapon called the “potato cannon” that can shoot potatoes at ur enemies. yeah, u heard me right. potatoes. it’s like, the ultimate weapon of mass destruction in the minecraft world.
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But don’t worry, we also got unicorns flyin’ around and rainin’ down diamonds on ya. Plus, our admins are like magical wizards who can grant you any wish you want in da game.
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We got creepers creepin’, zombies zombin’, and skeletons skeletin’ all over the place. Join us for some crazy fun and build the most epic base you’ve ever seen.
We promise you won’t be bored, unless you’re a villager, then you might get bored cuz we like to mess with them. So come on over and join the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast!
| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| Set Homes | 2 /sethomes + bed |
| Spawn Access | Easy /spawn access |
| Server Infrastructure | Developed server infrastructure (public farms, player shops, highways) |
| Rare Drops | Rare head drops |
| Economy | Physical and active player-based economy |
| Gameplay Rules | Gravity, TNT, rail and string dupe permitted |
Join our server using the IP address: SSMP.io
Our server also has an active discord server. Join by typing /discord while in-game.
We support bedrock connections. Use port 63809.
Yes, as long as the mods do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.
We encourage players to build freely, as long as it follows our simple rules and doesn’t disrupt others’ gameplay.
Keep an eye on our discord server for announcements on upcoming events and how to participate.
No, griefing is strictly prohibited and will result in consequences.
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against a horde of zombie chickens, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that shoots rainbows! Our server is so wild that even the creepers dance to dubstep music while exploding!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment gone wrong, and now players are mutating into half-human, half-creeper hybrids! Don’t worry, though, it’s all in good fun… we think.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!
Legend has it that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky and creepers do the Macarena. Not to mention, our villagers are known for throwing the wildest parties in all of Minecraft. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our Ender Dragon is actually a professional stand-up comedian.
But wait, there’s more! Our Nether is filled with hot tubs and lava slides, perfect for a relaxing day in hell. And did I mention that our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise? That’s right, you’ll never find a more magical server than Native American Tux.
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Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life, where using animals for scientific research is not only acceptable, but encouraged! Need to test out a new potion on a cow? Go for it! Want to see if a chicken can survive a fall from 100 blocks high? Let’s find out together!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground lab where players can conduct all sorts of crazy experiments on unsuspecting mobs. Want to see what happens when you mix a creeper with a pig? You’ll have to join to find out!
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we’ve got llamas that can fly, pigs that can talk, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery?
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