Imagine a world where Pawel K. is not plotting against President Zelensky, but instead, he’s building the most epic redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen! Our server is so thrilling that even Russian intelligence agents can’t resist joining in on the fun.
Embark on a quest to gather intelligence on the best mining spots, plan epic battles against creepers, and maybe even uncover a secret plot to assassinate the Ender Dragon (just kidding, that would be a little too extreme, even for us).
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the excitement for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and memes. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, only on our Insane Minecraft Server!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the Talmud had some redeeming qualities, and so does our server! We’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and cows that tell jokes. Yes, you heard that right – joke-telling cows!
But that’s not all. Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for some crazy antics and epic battles.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden secrets of the Talmud along the way. See you in the game!
Minecraft SMP: RuinCraft – ruins your fucking life
Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately you’re greeted by a band of mischievous players who are hellbent on causing chaos. They’ll prank you, steal your diamonds, and maybe even set your house on fire (but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun… we think).
But that’s not all! We have insane events like “TNT Tuesdays” where the entire server is filled with explosives and you have to survive the night without blowing up. Or how about “Zombie Apocalypse Saturdays” where hordes of zombies invade the server and you have to fight for your life?
Join us if you dare, but be warned: once you step foot on our server, there’s no turning back. Your life will never be the same again… in the best way possible.
Imagine a world where your best friend gets invited to a party, then uninvited, then re-invited, all within the span of a few days. That’s the kind of rollercoaster you can expect on our server – except instead of party drama, it’s all about building epic structures and battling mobs.
And who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can stand up to overbearing hosts and demand to celebrate your birthday your way? Take control of your virtual world just like this player took control of their party plans.
So come on over to our server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant pixel art of a llama. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!
Join us for some steamy role-playing adventures where you can practice your communication skills in the most intimate ways possible. From whispering sweet nothings in your partner’s ear to negotiating safe words for those intense PvP battles, our server has it all.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s get talking (and maybe a little more 😉) on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!
our community is as tight as a creeper’s grip on your diamond pickaxe. we have weekly tournaments where we battle it out in pvp arenas, winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples.
we also have a secret society of players who dress up as nazis and reenact historical battles in-game. it’s like a virtual time machine, but with more explosions.
if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night, then join us. but beware, once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.
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| Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see has been mined and placed by hand! Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else: you’ll never see them using commands for personal gain! |
| We don’t use the same old plugins you’re tired of seeing such as Essentials or GriefPrevention. We’ve got our own custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, so we’ve got our own unique feel. |
| mc.javasurvival.com |
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| https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa |
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| Rules |
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| 1. No excessively offensive language |
| 2. No politics or other controversial topics |
| 3. No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits |
| 4. Do not disturb other players’ property |
| 5. Do not build too close to other players |
| 6. Be respectful to others and be kind! |
| 7. No advertising |
A: We have strict rules against using mods that give unfair advantages, such as x-ray or flying mods. Please check with an admin before using any mods.
A: Simply enter the server address “mc.javasurvival.com” in your Minecraft client and join the server!
A: We ask that you do not build too close to other players’ structures to avoid overcrowding. Follow the server rules and be respectful of others’ space.
A: Please report any rule violations to a moderator or admin in-game or on Discord. We take rule enforcement seriously to maintain a positive environment for all players.
A: Moderators are selected based on their activity, helpfulness, and adherence to the server rules. If you’re interested in becoming a moderator, demonstrate these qualities and contribute positively to the server community.
But wait, there’s more! Explore our map that will blow your mind and track your progress with our Convene Tracker at astrite.gg. Follow us on Twitter for even more outrageous events and updates. And don’t forget to check out our timeline for rewards that will make you scream like a villager in distress!
Oh, and did we mention the codes for exclusive rewards? Finish the tutorial, redeem the codes, and get ready to dance with our emotes that will make your character the life of the party. Join our /wuwa/ Friends List and stay connected with other players who are just as crazy as you are!
So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of Wuthering Waves and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but in a good way!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a mysterious portal in the middle of the jungle. They decided to take a leap of faith and jump through, only to find themselves in a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. It was like nothing they had ever seen before, and they knew they had found their new home.
But that’s not all! On our server, you can build whatever your heart desires, whether it’s a towering castle made entirely of diamonds or a rollercoaster that defies the laws of physics. And if you ever get bored of building, you can always join in on one of our epic server-wide events, like the annual Ender Dragon race or the underwater treasure hunt.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret of why /pol/ hates women (spoiler alert: it’s because they’re secretly jealous of their building skills).