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Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 9008 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 29 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 2430 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Towns Built: | 9 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
if u join now, u will be blessed by the great cheese god who will grant u the power to fly on a giant taco. u will also get a pet dragon that farts fireballs and a talking parrot that only speaks in puns.
but beware, there is a secret dungeon filled with evil llamas who will try to steal ur diamonds and turn them into socks. only the bravest of players can defeat them and claim the legendary sock sword as their prize.
so come join us on this epic adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and lots of potatoes! who needs intuition when u have a potato telling u what to do?!