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UniverseceptionCraft

Brain, Consciousness, cosmic mysteries, cosmic wonder, deep thoughts, existential questions, existentialism, human curiosity, humans, introspection, introspective musings, metaphysics, philosophical ponderings, philosophy, pondering, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, Universe, Universe Exploration, UniverseceptionCraft, wondering

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7040
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE WHEN THE BRAIN SAID “YO IMMA CALL MYSELF BRAIN” BUT LIKE IN MINECRAFT FORM. WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DANCE. ONE TIME, A CREEPER ASKED ME FOR A HUG AND I SAID “SURE” AND THEN IT EXPLODED INTO A RAINBOW. ALSO, OUR DIAMONDS ARE MADE OF CHEESE. SO YEAH, COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!

DinoNuggetCraft

ANCESTORS, Ancient, CARNIVORES, chickens, DELICIOUS, DinoNuggetCraft, Dinosaurs, Evolution, Food, Fossils, Genetic, History, lineage, meat, nuggets, Poultry, prehistoric, protein, Science, Tasty, theory

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4887
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Gods Slained:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got dinosaur nuggets for days, man. like, imagine chompin’ on dem prehistoric snacks while buildin’ ur epic castle or whatever. plus, we got chickens that drop diamonds instead of eggs. like, who needs eggs when u can have shiny rocks, amirite? also, our admin once tamed a creeper and made it his pet. true story, bro. so come on down and join the madness, cuz on this server, anything is possible. even dinosaur nuggets.

Welcome to PLAINS N’ (pee)KS – Where the grass is always greener… because we TP you to the perfect spot!

application, Computer, Discord, Events, exclusive, Friends, GRASS, Greener, group, java edition, memes, microphone, Minecraft, Peeks, perfect, Plains, Plugins, Requirements, Semi Vanilla, Server, simple voice chat, socialization, spot, Vanilla, VC, Whitelist

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3182
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Plains n’ Peaks Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Private Minecraft SMP (Java only)
Age Group	14-20 years old
Gameplay	Vanilla experience with quality of life plugins
Features	Events, VC hangouts, balanced economy
Requirements	Discord Minecraft Java Edition account Microphone and computer capable of running Simple Voice Chat mod

FAQs

Q: Can I join if I’m older than 20?

A: Unfortunately, Plains n’ Peaks is specifically for players between the ages of 14-20.

Q: Are private automated farms allowed?

A: No, Plains n’ Peaks does not allow private automated farms to maintain a balanced economy.

Q: How can I apply to join the server?

A: You can apply by filling out the application form at the following link: Application Form

Q: What kind of events are hosted on the server?

A: Events on Plains n’ Peaks can vary, but they are typically fun activities or challenges for players to participate in.

KrautCraft Minecraft Server

activism, brutality, civil rights, democratic values, discrimination, freedom of speech, german girl, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, Israel, KrautCraft, Minecraft, Oppression, police aggression, Police Brutality, police violence, political activism, protest, protest against Israel, protestor, Server, social justice, violence

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1659
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	9777	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have German girls getting hit and beat down by police for protesting against Israel! That’s right, we take human rights and democratic values to a whole new level of chaos and hilarity. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous events and insane stories that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew Minecraft could be this crazy? Join now and see for yourself!

BrainCellzGoneWild Minecraft SMP

brain cells, BrainCellzGoneWild, California dreamin’, Career Growth, city life, creativity, cultural diversity, driven individuals, entrepreneurial spirit, high cost of living, Innovation Hub, intellectual giants, intelligent people, Minecraft, movers and shakers, networking, opportunity, san francisco, smp, startup ecosystem, tech industry, urban lifestyle, West Coast vibes

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	888
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Are you tired of playing Minecraft with a bunch of noobs who can’t even build a decent dirt hut? Well, it’s time to pack your bags and move to our server, where only the most intellectual giants reside. In our supercluster of brainiacs, you’ll find the most driven and intelligent players in the world.

Join us in San Francisco (not the real one, of course) and be part of a community where even the sheep have PhDs. Build epic structures with fellow geniuses, engage in intense debates about the best mining techniques, and participate in scholarly discussions about the most efficient ways to defeat the Ender Dragon.

Don’t waste your time with mediocre servers when you could be surrounded by the best of the best. So grab your diamond pickaxe and join us in San Francisco, where the only limit is your IQ level.

GrieferGoneAWOL

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, Confrontation, Emotional Abuse, Gaslighting, GrieferGoneAWOL, Guilt, Infidelity, leaving without explanation, long distance relationships, Manipulation, marriage problems, moving on, Rebuilding trust., relationship issues, self worth, toxic relationships, trust issues

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2798
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Divine Spears Created:	25
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with betrayal, secrets, and revenge! Just like this player’s husband, you never know what kind of scandalous drama will unfold next.

Witness crazy plot twists, like finding out your in-game partner has been building secret bases with other players behind your back. Or maybe uncovering a scandal where someone stole all the diamonds from the communal chest.

Join now for a thrilling experience that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat! Just remember, trust no one and always keep your pickaxe close.

Blocky Bed Bounce

Bed.., better than expected, blocky, bounce, Connection, discovery, EXCITEMENT, experimentation, fulfillment, Intimacy, INTIMATE, new experiences, Passion, Pleasure, satisfaction, sex position, sexual exploration, Surprise, Surprising, unexpected

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8935
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Divine Spears Created:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We promise you’ll have more fun than you ever thought possible, just like that one sex position that turned out to be better than expected (wink wink).

Join us for epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are just as wild and wacky as you are. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

MineCraftyCOVIDEconLoss

2022, Australian, Australian economy, Billions, cost, covid, economic productivity, Economy, gdp, gross domestic product, growth, HOURS, long covid, long tail tags, lost work hours, MineCraftyCOVIDEconLoss, productivity, real, research

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5051
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Endless Night Skies:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Ores Mined:	2603	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22

So, like, you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally gonna cure long COVID or sumthin’. Like, seriously, we got magical blocks that’ll heal ya right up and make ya feel like a million diamonds. Plus, we got a secret potion that’ll make ya build like a pro, no joke.

Join now and be a part of the craziest adventure ever! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft server that’ll make ya forget all about those lost work hours and economic productivity? Let’s build a world where long COVID is just a myth and fun is the only currency that matters. Don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now!

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where even the mop has a backstory!

application, backstory, balanced rules, CLOSET, Community, CustomMusicDiscs, Diplomacy, Discord, DrugPlugin, Dynmap, Events, Fantasy Nations, Geopolitical, Imagemaps, Janitors, Moderators, mop, new players, Quality-of-life plugins, RealisticSeasons, Roleplay, rules, smp, Stonework, War, Worldbuilding

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4018
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Votes:	3520	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Janitor’s Closet SMP Overview:

Description
The Janitor’s Closet SMP is a WorldBuilding/Geopolitical server where players create fantasy nations, engage in diplomacy, war, events, and more. It aims to create a tightly knit community with balanced rules and moderators.
The server is set in version 1.21 with a new world, offering opportunities for new players to join and build their ideas.
Some plugins on the server include Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, DrugPlugin, CustomMusicDiscs, and more to enhance gameplay and roleplay.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join the Janitor’s Closet SMP?	Fill out a simple application after reading the rules to show you are a good fit for the server.
What can I expect from the server in terms of gameplay?	You can create fantasy nations, engage in diplomacy, war, player made events, and more. Various quality of life plugins are also available.
Is there a Discord server for Janitor’s Closet SMP?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/AuvNQqsQZj

CraftyDigits Minecraft Server

83230502, CraftyDigits, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6801
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Buildings Constructed:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against armies of evil chickens, and mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, our admin team consists of real-life wizards who can grant you wishes in-game (as long as your wish is for more diamonds, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for some wacky adventures and unexpected twists along the way.

AmeliaCraft SMP – The Detective’s Den

adorable, Amelia Watson, AmeliaCraft, Anime, appreciation thread, Community, cute, Den, detective, DETECTIVES, dorky, Entertainment, FANART, funny, Gaming, hololive, Livestream, smp, streaming, Virtual idol, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, wonderful detective

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3898
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, adventure, and plenty of shenanigans.

Are you a fan of detective work? Well, you’re in luck because our resident detective, Amelia Watson, will be leading the charge in solving all the mysteries of our server. From missing diamonds to stolen cake, nothing gets past this Sherlock Holmes wannabe.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground lair filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that Amelia once found a diamond the size of a baby zombie’s head down there.

So come join us on this wacky journey and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this Minecraft SMP!