Join our server and embark on a journey like no other as you navigate through crazy challenges and hilarious quests. Want to ride a chicken into battle? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely out of cake? Go for it! The possibilities are endless on our server.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted pigs who can grant you wishes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of marshmallows.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the best pilot episode of your Minecraft adventure!
"Seeking blockheads for bedrock server hold the sprinkles"
| Server Type | Bedrock Only |
|---|---|
| Current Players | 5 |
| Features | Similar to Hermit Craft, Shopping District |
| Age Requirement | 13 or older |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I join the server? | Join our discord server and introduce yourself in the #self-introduction channel. |
| What if I am under 13 years old? | Unfortunately, we have an age requirement of 13 or older to play on the server. |
| What is the server’s theme? | The server is similar to Hermit Craft with a focus on community and a shopping district. |
| Do I need any specific Minecraft version to join? | We are a bedrock only server, so you will need to play on the Bedrock Edition of Minecraft. |
Reasons to join our server: 1. Experience the thrill of meeting your virtual boyfriend’s parents, who may or may not be furious at your in-game family for not taking 10 minutes out of their schedule to say hi. 2. Build your own virtual bedroom and never leave it, just like the stressed-out father in this tale. 3. Explore the world of Minecraft while navigating the delicate balance of family relationships and drama.
So come on down to our server and let’s build some virtual bridges while we navigate through the chaos of family dynamics. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!
Picture this: a server where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs, where the pigs can fly (literally), and where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. You never know what crazy adventures await you around every corner!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive diamond chicken that lays golden eggs. Who needs a regular old chicken farm when you have that kind of poultry power?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of insanity, laughs, and maybe a little bit of chaos. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!
Once upon a time, on our server, there was a player who built a giant rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks. And get this – the rollercoaster actually worked! People from all over the server would come just to ride it and marvel at its sparkly glory.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and guarded by a pack of wild wolves. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can make it out alive with the treasure.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and some friendly competition. Whether you’re a builder, a redstone wizard, or just someone who loves to explore, there’s a place for you on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it. 😉
WELCOME TO NMAA (No Mods At All)!
We are a small group of players, and we want to spread joy throughout the gaming community. We’ve always tried to create, manage and brand a Minecraft server, sometimes it went well, sometimes it didn’t. However, we want to open our projects to the community, and as much support as possible is the only thing we want (apart from your joy playing on our server :D). We don’t ask for any donations, nothing is about money, but about quality and time with friends. However, if we manage to raise enough money to pay for EnxadaHost, we will have a surprise, which includes raffles, gifts for all players, and even exclusive titles. We won’t talk much because it’s less about money and more about joy. Thanks for joining the server!
Our server has some sections, these are:
ʙᴇᴍ-ᴠɪɴᴅᴏ「🤠」 Get introduced.ꜰʟᴜxᴏ「🔁」 Entry and exit of people on the server.ʀᴇɢʀᴀꜱ「📚」 The server rules (take a look there so you don’t get into trouble).ᴀɴᴜɴᴄɪᴏꜱ「📢」 Important announcements.ᴄʜᴀᴛ「💬」 Chat with members.ᴍɪɴᴇ-⋗ᴅᴄ「🔄」 ?01?ᴄᴏᴍᴀɴᴅᴏꜱ「🤖」 Command of the server bots.ᴍᴇᴍᴇꜱ「🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😱」 Send memes to break other people’s hearts.
Again, thank you very much for coming here, we want happiness, not work.
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NMAA, LET’S SEE TO REJOICE!
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Join us and you’ll have the chance to meet your virtual soulmate, who may or may not be a creeper in disguise. But hey, love knows no bounds, right?
We also offer the unique opportunity to prove your love by sending in-game currency to your significant other. Who needs flowers and chocolates when you can gift them a diamond sword instead?
So come on, join us and experience the ultimate test of love and friendship in the wildest Minecraft server around. Who knows, you may even find yourself in a virtual soap opera drama like no other!
Are you ready to join the most EPIC Minecraft server ever created? Imagine a world where Broly, Bardock, and Gogeta are not just characters in Dragon Ball Super, but they are also ruling the Minecraft universe! Yes, you heard it right!
On our server, we have canonized all your favorite non-canon characters from movies, OVAs, and games and brought them into the Minecraft world. Picture this – Broly building a castle, Bardock farming for diamonds, and Gogeta battling creepers like a pro!
Join us now and be a part of this INSANE adventure where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even run into your favorite non-canon character and help them build their dream house or fight off mobs together!
So what are you waiting for? Come be a part of our server and witness the MADNESS unfold before your very eyes!
We’ve got players who will stop at nothing to sabotage each other’s builds, steal all the diamonds, and cause chaos wherever they go. And don’t even get us started on the wild parties we throw in the End dimension – you never know who might show up (hint: it’s probably a bunch of Endermen in fancy hats).
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a herd of pigs in a minecart, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will.
We promise no awkward towel-holding situations or uncomfortable changing moments. Our server is all about fun, friendship, and building epic creations together. Plus, we have crystal-clear rules to keep things PG-13, unlike Jake’s beach antics.
So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chill than Jake in his swim trunks. Who needs drama when you can have a blast building and exploring with friends? Let’s keep it classy and covered up, folks!
Explore our server and experience the drama of borrowing clothes without permission, the thrill of being called a creep, and the excitement of missing out on a party because of a wardrobe malfunction.
Join now for a unique gaming experience filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what crazy situations you’ll find yourself in next on our server!
Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where age is just a number and the only thing that matters is how many creepers you can blow up in one go. Our community is filled with players who refuse to grow up, from grandmas who can out-mine any teenager to grandpas who can build redstone contraptions that will blow your mind.
So if you want to turn back the clock and relive your youth, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even find the Fountain of Youth hidden deep within our virtual world. Just watch out for the zombie hordes guarding it – they’re grumpier than a toddler who missed naptime.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret potion that grants you the ability to turn back time and relive your glory days. Want to go back to high school and ace that math test? Done. Want to go back to your college days and actually remember what happened at that party? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server!
So why wait? Join us now and experience the fountain of youth like never before. Just be careful not to drink too much of that potion – you might end up stuck in a time loop with your teenage self!
our server is so lit dat even Zelensky himself plays on it while negotiating peace treaties and stuff. he said “diplomacy not at the expense of 30% of our territory, but at the expense of getting wrecked by creepers in minecraft.”
come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe. plus, we have free pizza every friday and a pet ender dragon named fluffy. what more could u ask for?
| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| Lite RPG Experience | Dungeons, Mob Arenas, Outposts, Quests, McMMO, Custom Enchants, Custom Monsters |
| QoL Enhancements | Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, Crates, Live Maps |
| Voting System | Rewards for voting, including Crate Key & Pinata |
| Player Economy | Player-driven economy with freedom to set prices |
| Cross-Platform Play | Play with friends on different versions using ViaVersion and Geyser |
| Discord Integration | Informative Discord channel with chat integration |
| Help Menu | Custom Help menu available 24/7 for assistance |
We eagerly await the arrival of new faces in our server and extend our warmest welcome to people from all walks of life. Feel free to visit our humble server any time as we are not whitelisted – and enjoy everything we have to offer!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server whitelisted? | No, the server is open to all players. |
| What versions of Minecraft are supported? | Players can connect with different versions using ViaVersion and Geyser. |
| How can I participate in the player economy? | Sell items at your chosen price to other players in the community. |
| Are there special events or rewards for voting? | Yes, players receive rewards like Crate Key and a pinata for voting. |
| Is there 24/7 help available? | Yes, players can access a custom Help menu for assistance at any time. |
Looking for some adult avatar resources? We’ve got you covered with anime models and tech finds that will blow your mind. Need some funny noises for your penetrators/sockets? We’ve got custom PCS and LMS just for you. And don’t forget to check out our combo gesture expressions for some hilarious facial expressions based on your hand positions.
But wait, there’s more! Connect your Coom over IP devices with OSCGoesBrrr, get wild with NSFWGogoLoco for those 3 pointers, and update your shaders with Poiyomi Pro 9.0.40. Want some jiggling titties or a floppy cock? Check out our physbones tutorial for all your jiggly needs.
Join us for upcoming events like the SexOP template rentry and see where the fun takes you. Don’t miss out on the madness, join our Minecraft SMP today and let the virtual reality lewdness begin!
We welcome all depressed people who find joy in dissecting lyrics, music videos, books, quotes, and more. Our community is full of like-minded individuals who understand the beauty of finding meaning in everything.
Plus, we promise not to make you feel more depressed by talking to us! In fact, our server is guaranteed to lift your spirits and make you feel right at home. So come join us and let’s analyze some virtual art together!
And remember, on our server, there’s no such thing as being too cringe. It’s all about embracing your unique interests and sharing them with others who appreciate them. So leave your judgment at the door and come have some fun with us!