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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 8635 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Void Gems Collected: | 26 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Mines Excavated: | 3028 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 25 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 28 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
On our server, you can build your dream ketchup castle without any interruptions from disrespectful teenagers. Plus, we have a strict no-earbud policy, so you can always hear when someone asks for the ketchup.
But that’s not all! We also have a special “personal space” mini-game where you can practice reaching for ketchup without causing a meltdown. It’s fun for the whole family!
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the ketchup drama behind. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?