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GPU-less Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2722
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Void Gems Collected:	29
New Chunks Explored:	334498	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Secret Passages Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	25

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. But don’t worry, our fearless admin team is there to save the day with their trusty diamond swords and enchanted armor. Join forces with them to fend off the undead hordes and maybe even score some sweet loot in the process.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have been plotting against the players for years. Will you uncover their nefarious plans and put an end to their reign of terror? Or will you join forces with them and become the most feared player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and see where the adventure takes you. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7154
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Have you ever wanted to join a server where you can play alongside a short, stocky, middle-aged businessman who looks like he’s about to kidnap a JK (jokingly, of course)? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Picture this: you log on and are greeted by our balding businessman character, who is always up to some crazy antics. Whether he’s building a skyscraper out of diamonds or organizing a prank war with the other players, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that this businessman has a secret underground lair filled with rare treasures and hidden traps. Will you be brave enough to explore it and claim the riches for yourself?

So come on, join our server and embark on a wild adventure with our mysterious businessman character. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into!

The Conclusion Maker Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6969
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of feeling like your choices don’t matter in real life? Well, on our server, you can do whatever you want without any consequences!

Join us and experience the thrill of building giant statues of yourself, creating secret underground lairs filled with llamas, or starting a llama army to take over the server (because why not?). Your choices may not matter in real life, but on our server, they will lead to hilarious and outrageous outcomes that will leave you in stitches.

So why join our server? Because here, you can be as wild and unpredictable as you want without worrying about the real world consequences. Embrace the chaos and let your imagination run wild on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9216
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

The owner of the “SURVIVAL ONLY FOR GIRLS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5511
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us and you’ll find yourself battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, riding pigs into battle against evil llamas, and building giant statues of your favorite memes. Our community is filled with crazy characters who will keep you laughing non-stop, from the mischievous prankster who fills your house with TNT to the friendly giant who gives out free enchanted weapons.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a magical chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for the wildest adventure of your life!

SlopCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Experience

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6485
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Crops Grown:	1938	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server where we focus on fapping-focused AIslop! If you enjoy plapping to AI perfection, this is the place for you. Our server is filled with prompters, editors, requesters, gooners, AI pornmommies, PLAPpers, Stable Diffusion directors, and NovelAI artists – basically, all things AIslop!

Join us for outrageous AI adventures, where the AI creations are so wild they’ll make your Minecraft character blush. From AI love stories to AI battles, there are no limits here (as long as you follow the site rules, of course).

Our server is so wild that even Remilia herself would be impressed. So come join us for a plaptastic time and experience the craziest AI creations you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft SMP server like this anywhere else!

Formidable in Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5545
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are about as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the definition of formidable! Join us and embark on epic adventures that will have you saying “WOW” in every language known to man (and creepers too)!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the chest was guarded by a pack of wild wolves who challenged them to a dance-off! Long story short, the players won the dance-off and became the rulers of the server, living happily ever after in their diamond-studded castles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a game of “Simon Says”. Rumor has it that those who can out-simon Blocky will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic chicken.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the most epic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft community you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Fearful Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1199
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we’ve got flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops! And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And rumor has it that if you can find the elusive golden chicken, it will grant you three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for unlimited diamonds, they ended up drowning in a sea of them!

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear.

Hololive Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2809
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ores Mined:	6453
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Alien Abductions:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Crops Grown:	4323
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so popular that even the streamer awards were created by our circle of players. That’s right, we are trendsetters in the Minecraft world!

2. Our juries are none other than the legendary characters from Hololive. Imagine playing Minecraft with Miko, the virtual idol herself! It’s like a dream come true.

3. We have our own platform where all the magic happens. From epic battles to hilarious pranks, our server is always buzzing with excitement.

4. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you see Miko’s second live performance on our server. It’s going to be a showstopper, guaranteed to blow your mind!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most fun-filled adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

The Anonymous Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6128
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Dragon Scales Harvested:	114	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who once defeated a horde of creepers armed only with a carrot! Yes, you heard that right, a CARROT! Join us if you want to witness epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even learn a thing or two about vegetable warfare. Trust us, you won’t regret it!