Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with dancing chickens and flying pigs. They were greeted by a talking llama who led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato. Along the way, they battled evil creepers riding on top of giant spiders and even took a ride on a roller coaster made entirely of TNT.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s largest pixel art of a derpy cat wearing a top hat. And every Friday night, we host a disco party in the Nether complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning records.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world, join us at squeeb! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, where else can you ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie villagers?
Looking for a server where family dynamics are more complicated than a redstone contraption? Look no further! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time my stepmom tried to take over our house and claim she had “power over us” because she’s “my mom.” Talk about a plot twist!
Join us for a server experience that’s more intense than a creeper explosion! Will you side with the stepmom who wants to party with her friends instead of babysitting, or with the husband who’s had enough of her shenanigans? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious family drama along the way.
So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the mobs at night is the family dynamics during the day. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
Join us and become the ultimate “Doggler” of the server, shoving “glizzy after glizzy down your gullet” in a quest for victory. Just like in the story above, you can dethrone the reigning champion and earn the title of the new “Doggler”. Plus, we have special Doggler shirts for all our winners, so you can strut around the server in style.
So come on over and join us for some hilarious and outrageous fun! Who knew that Minecraft and competitive eating could go hand in hand? Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legend in the world of virtual hot-dog consumption.
And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, we replaced all the diamonds in someone’s chest with potatoes just for the lols. And another time, we built a giant statue of a chicken on someone’s house because why not? ð
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then you gotta join us. We’re like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less drama. Plus, we have a pet parrot that knows how to swear in five different languages. It’s a total riot, you won’t regret it! ðĪŠððĶð
Join us and help us arrest the owners of the companies that encourage mobs to come to our pixelated world illegally. We’ve got a whole task force dedicated to tracking down those shady villagers who are smuggling zombies and skeletons across the border.
But that’s not all! We also have a special event where players can compete in a “Build the Best Wall” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual tacos and a pet llama named ICE (Immigration and Customs Enforcement).
So come on down to our server and let’s make Minecraft great again! Because nothing says fun like pixelated politics and virtual deportation!
| IP | hivemc.top:25565 |
|---|---|
| Bedrock IP | hivemc.top:19132 |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/xyT3PR2uGh |
Hive-MC is a new Survival Server with no economy. The server focuses on item-based economy such as emeralds and diamonds. Custom trades are available at /spawn based on community preferences.
You can join the server by entering the IP address hivemc.top:25565 in your Minecraft client.
Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/xyT3PR2uGh for updates and community interaction.
The server has an item-based economy where players can trade using items such as emeralds and diamonds.
To claim land, you can use fences to create a border and place a sign with the text [rp]. This will indicate your claimed area.
Your items are stored in a grave after death. You can retrieve them by using the /back command to teleport to your last coordinates.
But wait, there’s more! Explore mysterious islands, dig for buried booty, and unleash your inner pirate captain. With mods like ComfyUI, Automatic1111, and Forge, you’ll have all the tools you need to conquer the seven seas. Plus, with online image generators like Bing/Copilot and Civitai, you can customize your pirate flag and show off your swashbuckling style.
Still not convinced? Check out our FAQ for tips and tricks on how to become the most feared pirate on the server. And don’t forget to visit our related boards like /aco/sdg and /g/sdg for even more resources and inspiration.
So what are you waiting for, matey? Join our Pirate Edition Minecraft server and let the adventure begin! Just remember, dead men tell no tales, but they sure do have a lot of fun on this server!
Join us if you’re tired of being accused of being pregnant by your mom for no reason at all. Our server is a safe space where you can build your dream world without any unwanted accusations.
Embark on quests to prove your innocence and show your mom that you’re just a teenager trying to survive high school, not a pregnant prodigy. Explore our vast world and discover hidden treasures that will distract you from the stress of late periods and family drama.
So come join us on this wild ride of Minecraft madness, where the only thing you’ll be birthing is your creativity and imagination! Let’s build a world where accusations are a thing of the past and fun is the only thing on our minds.
Witness the epic showdown between a concerned nephew and his stubborn aunt, as he tries to convince her that she’s being catfished by a celebrity imposter. Will he succeed in saving her from financial ruin, or will Auntie Scam-a-Lot continue to believe in her online fairy tale?
Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure and ridiculous shenanigans that await you on our server. Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community around!
