Intoxicated MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Tipsy Creeper Minecraft Server

regret, hook up, creeper, questionable choices, Drunk

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t get your heart racing? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild night out at the club – you never know what’s gonna happen next!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream world while dodging creepers and zombies who are just as drunk and horny as you are. Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky pig the same way again after a night on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you would “fuck it” when you’re drunk and horny – Minecraft style!

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TipsyCraft Minecraft Server

drunk decisions, unable to finish, drunk behavior, inebriated, alcohol

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a glass of warm milk? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be too drunk to even think about masturbating to completion! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a ride that’ll leave you questioning your sanity (and your sobriety)!

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DrunkCraft: Stupid Shenanigans

alcohol-fueled mistakes, stupid, Foolish, Shenanigans, DrunkCraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you to let loose and have a good time!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while also trying to survive against a horde of zombie chickens (yes, you read that right). But be careful, because these chickens are not your average farm animals – they have a taste for blood and will stop at nothing to take you down.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every time you die in the game, you have to do a ridiculous dance in real life and post it in our Discord server for everyone to see. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see just how crazy things can get when you mix Minecraft with a healthy dose of insanity. Just remember to watch out for those zombie chickens – they’re not to be messed with.

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TipsyCraft

socializing, Carefree, Party, intoxicated, regret

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is the only place where you can mine diamonds, fight zombies, and build epic structures all while under the influence of virtual alcohol. Trust us, everything is way more fun when you’re drunk in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret hidden treasure that can only be found by completing a series of ridiculous challenges. From riding pigs off cliffs to building a giant statue of a chicken, the possibilities are endless (and totally absurd).

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our legendary party cave, where the music never stops and the virtual drinks never run out. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the drunken adventures begin!

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DrunkCraft SMP: Dumbest Moves!

ridiculous behavior, smp, alcohol, Drugs, HIGH

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with drunken shenanigans and high jinks that will have you questioning your sanity. From building giant statues of chickens to creating roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real question is, what is the stupidest thing you have done while drunk/high? Share your craziest stories with us and see if you can top the time someone accidentally blew up their entire base with a misplaced TNT block. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos that ensues when you mix Minecraft with a bunch of intoxicated players.

So come on, join our server and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just remember to always play responsibly… or not, we won’t judge!

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TipsyGF Minecraft Server

Stumbling, night out, Safety, concerned girlfriend, intoxicated

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we value safety and responsibility, unlike some people’s girlfriends on a night out! Join us for a wild adventure where you won’t have to worry about stumbling around drunk at 2am with weirdos lurking about.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life drama and enjoy a peaceful gaming experience. No need to deal with intoxicated girlfriends and their annoyed friends here!

So come join us for a fun and safe Minecraft experience, where you can build, explore, and relax without any worries. Who needs real-life when you have our crazy virtual world to escape to?

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DrunkCraft: Embarrassing Moments

blackout, party fouls, social faux pas, embarrassing situations., Party

Are you tired of embarrassing yourself in real life while drunk? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can get as drunk as you want without any consequences! Build a giant statue of a dancing llama, ride a pig through a maze of lava, or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the virtual club we have set up! Join us now and let loose in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few too many virtual drinks)!

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TipsyPixels Server

facial features, new camera technology, traffic safety, heavily intoxicated, driver monitoring

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most advanced technology that can detect if you’re a drunk driver just by looking at your face! we classify three levels of alcohol consumption – sober, slightly intoxicated, and heavily intoxicated – with a whopping 75% accuracy rate. join now and see if you can fool our high-tech cameras with your best poker face! who knew minecraft could save lives and prevent drunk driving, amirite? come be a part of something revolutionary and ridiculous at the same time. let’s get drunk on fun and games, not alcohol!

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High on Minecraft: Intoxicated Drug Server – Where roleplay meets factions and McMMO!

avidity gaming, Wilds, Casino, Roleplay, PvP

Minecraft Server Overview

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Intoxicated’s a drug server with PvP, raiding, griefing. Spawn’s got shops, pads, a hospital, casino, PD, real estate, bank. Big city, endless adventures. Once you’re set, hit the wilds for your base and drug hustle!

What’s a drug server? Regular SMP survival, but with a twist. Cash, ranks, gear – all from running a base and slinging drugs. But watch out, fam, it ain’t easy. Competition’s fierce – raids, griefs, and product jacks. Cops’ll frisk ya, seize your stash, lock you up if caught. DEA’s sniffin’ ’round too, so be smart who you bring into your crew. Level up, unlock better shops, gear, perks.

Seen this server? Maybe. Pre-2013, Evolution Gaming ran it till shutdown. Avidity Gaming brought it back, added flavor. We’re here to bring back the good times, make Intox fun again. Let’s roll!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is Intoxicated?	Intoxicated is a drug-themed Minecraft server with PvP, raiding, and griefing elements. Players can run drug bases, earn cash, ranks, and gear through drug activities.
What can I find at the spawn?	The spawn area features shops, pads, a hospital, casino, PD, real estate, and a bank for players to explore and utilize.
How does the competition work on the server?	Players will face fierce competition in the form of raids, griefs, and product thefts. Cops may frisk players, seize their stash, and even lock them up if caught.
Is there a leveling system on Intoxicated?	Yes, players can level up and unlock better shops, gear, and perks as they progress on the server.

BabyShowerDramaCraft

emotional response, Communication Issues, long distance friendship, de-escalation, maid of honor

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of canceling plans for a baby shower? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for drama, hormones, and scheduling conflicts galore!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the chaos of trying to plan a baby shower in between weddings, events, and demanding jobs. Will you be able to de-escalate the situation and make it to the baby shower on time? Or will you be caught in the crossfire of hormonal comments and scheduling mishaps?

With outrageous stories like these happening on the daily, our Minecraft server is the place to be for drama, laughs, and unexpected twists. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate baby shower showdown!

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