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Tipsy Creeper Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2629
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	4143

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t get your heart racing? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild night out at the club – you never know what’s gonna happen next!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream world while dodging creepers and zombies who are just as drunk and horny as you are. Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky pig the same way again after a night on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you would “fuck it” when you’re drunk and horny – Minecraft style!

Minecraft SMP: Niji EN – Nijisanji EN Shenanigans

AiaAmare, AsterArcadia, ClaudeClawmark, D_Dropscythe, Denauth, discordfags, enna alouette, ethyria, falseflaggers, Graduated Livers, ignore bait, ike eveland, iluna, KlaraCharmwood, KotokaTorahime, KRISIS, lazulight, luca kaneshiro, Luxiem, MariaMari0nette, MelocoKyoran, millie parfait, Minecraft, minecraft server, Miscellaneous, niji, Niji-mado, NijiEN, Nijisanji, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN Teamup schedule, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, numberfags, obsydia, Petra Gurin, petragurin, Reimu Endou, RenZott0, Rosemi Lovelock, RyomaBarrenworth, samefags, ScarleYonaguni, Shenanigans, shitposting, shu yamino, smp, sonny brisko, tribalfags, ttt, TwistyAmanozako, twitter widgets, Tyrant Vanta, Uki Violeta, VBrightshield, VerVermillion, VezaliusBandage, vox akuma, xsoleil, YuQWilson

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2798
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Dragons Tamed:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the players are as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart!

Join us for a wild ride with the Nijisanji EN crew, where you can witness epic battles between Petra Gurin and a horde of zombies, or watch LazuLight try to build a house without setting it on fire (spoiler alert: it never ends well).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary OBSYDIA, where Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin once had a build-off that ended with a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. True story.

And let’s not forget about Ethyria, where Millie Parfait, Enna Alouette, Reimu Endou, and the gang once staged a musical performance using only note blocks. It was so beautiful, even the Ender Dragon shed a tear.

Luxiem is where the party never stops, with Luca Kaneshiro, Shu Yamino, Ike Eveland, and Vox Akuma throwing the wildest raves this side of the Nether. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie dance the Macarena.

And who could forget about ILUNA, where MariaMari0nette, Aia Amare, Aster Arcadia, Scarle Yonaguni, and RenZott0 formed a boy band called “The Creeper Crushers” and took the Minecraft world by storm.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it.

CtrlAltDeleteLoveCraft

communication in relationships, confrontational situations, controlling girlfriend, CtrlAltDeleteLoveCraft, Friendship Dynamics, friendship fallout, Gender Roles, group outings, hanging out, Hiking, lunch with friends, odd relationship dynamic, personal boundaries, relationship advice, relationship boundaries, social dynamics, social etiquette, swimming hole, trust in relationships, trust issues

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6306
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Enchantments Applied:	293

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life relationships? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and absolutely no controlling girlfriends allowed!

We promise you won’t have to deal with any K’s or his overbearing girlfriend here. Our server is a place where you can swim with as many girls as you want without anyone questioning your motives. Plus, our community is so trusting that you can even go on hikes with 4 guys and your husband won’t bat an eye!

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs controlling girlfriends when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and let the fun begin!

RewatchableSMP – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6360
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Dimension Hops:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	7324	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up too many things)!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party. They spent hours exploring, building, and laughing until they cried. And that player? They never left.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you coming back for more, join us today! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our world of endless possibilities.

BlockBusterFamPressure

BlockBusterFamPressure, Choices, Communication, coping mechanisms, cultural influences, emotional well being, family dynamics, family expectations, Identity, Individuality, Life decisions, mental health, personal growth, pressures, relationships, resilience, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, societal norms, support systems

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3567
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Crops Grown:	7770
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dimension Hops:	8

Are you tired of living up to your family’s expectations in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only pressure you’ll feel is the weight of all the diamonds you’ve mined! Our server is the perfect escape from the stress of family obligations, allowing you to build, explore, and create your own world without anyone telling you what to do.

Join us and experience the freedom of crafting your own destiny, far away from the prying eyes of judgmental relatives. Who needs family pressure when you can have creeper explosions and zombie sieges instead? So say goodbye to family drama and hello to a world where the only expectations are the ones you set for yourself. Trust us, your virtual blocky family will be way more supportive than your real one!

Blocky Brain Busters

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7302
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	12

so like, our server is like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got this study that says playing on our server can like, totally reverse any brain damage you may have. like, if you’ve been hit with a creeper explosion one too many times and now you can’t remember your own name, our server will fix you right up.

we got doctors and scientists and stuff working round the clock to make sure our server is the best place to be if you wanna get your brain back in tip-top shape. like, forget about those boring old servers where all you do is mine for diamonds and build boring houses. on our server, you’ll be fighting off zombie hordes while solving complex puzzles that will totally exercise your brain muscles.

so come on down to our server and get ready to have your mind blown (not literally, tho, that would be bad). join now and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft mastermind!

Snowflake Gamers Minecraft Server

Androgynous characters, Character customization, Childish audience, gamer culture, Gamer reactions, gamer stereotypes, Gamers, Gaming Community, gaming community backlash, gaming controversies, Gender diversity in gaming, gender representation, Masculine female characters, Minecraft, online gaming, Pronouns, Sensitivity in gaming, Server, snowflake, snowflakes, Social issues in gaming., toxic masculinity, video game controversies

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7615
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ores Mined:	1744
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with crybabies who can’t handle a little gender diversity in their games? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect safe space for all the tough gamers out there!

Join us for a wild ride where pronouns are just letters, character customization is as easy as pie, and our main characters are so androgynous they’ll make your head spin! And don’t even get us started on our masculine female characters – they’ll kick butt and take names like nobody’s business.

So if you’re ready to leave the softies behind and join a server where the only thing getting twisted is your sense of humor, then come on over and join us for some epic Minecraft adventures. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re too much of a crybaby to handle the fun!

Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	451
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies wielding diamond swords. You try to run but oh no, the ground beneath you turns into lava! Don’t worry, our resident wizard will swoop in on a flying pig and save you just in time.

But wait, there’s more! Want to build a house out of giant floating pancakes? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a dragon made out of cheese? Why the heck not! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

CraftyBooze Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7314
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Crops Grown:	4577	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	4874	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ores Mined:	6776	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Star Shards Collected:	124	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we’re drunk on is the excitement of building epic structures and battling mobs! Join us for a wild time filled with virtual adventures and pixelated fun.

Just like the parents in the story, we don’t bring our kids to places where virtual blocks are consumed! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure your children have a blast playing in our virtual world without any questionable behavior.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting drunk is the Ender Dragon after we defeat it in an epic battle! Build, explore, and have a great time with our crazy community of gamers. And remember, we’re not assholes, we’re just Minecraft enthusiasts with a sense of humor!

HairCraftMoms

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3310
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is so welcoming that even our virtual villagers have diverse backgrounds. We have a special hair salon where our virtual grandma NPCs will wash, detangle, and braid your character’s hair with expert care. No need to worry about overstepping boundaries here – we encourage all players to help each other out!

Join us in 2024, where information on virtual haircare is just a click away. Say goodbye to real-life misunderstandings and hello to a world where everyone’s hair looks fabulous!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind. After all, it’s not every day you get to have a virtual grandma braid your hair in Minecraft!

SportyMinecraftSMP

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2480
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	4714	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Are you tired of boring old sports like soccer or basketball? Well, have we got the perfect challenge for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and test your skills in the most intense sport of all time – Creeper Dodgeball! That’s right, we’ve trained our creepers to throw like pros and it’s up to you to dodge their explosive shots. Can you survive the ultimate test of agility and reflexes? Join now and find out!