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TipsyTrioNoRide

accusations, aita, alcohol, Bra, cousin, Drugs, ecstasy, Girls, House, intoxicated girls, Jeans, judgment, partner, refusing to drive, RESPONSIBILITY, shady people, Sober, substances, TipsyTrioNoRide, unbuttoned shirt, underwear

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7313
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my cousin’s weekend shenanigans? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like how my cousin found himself in a sticky situation with some questionable characters, you’ll find yourself in all sorts of wacky scenarios on our server. From wild parties to unexpected encounters, you never know what you’ll come across next.

And just like how I had to make a quick decision to protect my cousin and myself, you’ll have to think fast and act wisely to navigate through the madness of our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to make a tough call like I did.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and outrageous as my cousin’s weekend escapades, join us now! Who knows, you might just end up with a story to tell that’s as crazy as mine.

KemoCraft Minecraft Server

Angels, animal ears, claws, COSPLAY, Discord, Fairies, fantasy beings, für, Furry, HUMANOID, Images, KemoCraft, Kemono, Mimi, Minecraft, monsterboys, monstergirls, not just for porn, ogres, Petplay, Q&A, quote of the day, Server, slimes, Tail, tennis ball

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	580
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Buildings Constructed:	23	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner kemo and become a fuzzy friend forever! Join us for the Tennis Ball Edition, where the only rule is to have fun!

Are you a humanoid with animal ears, tail, or behavior? Fantastic! Are you a humanoid with claws or fur? Even better! But wait, there’s more – we also welcome human cosplayers as animals, monstergirls, and monsterboys. But sorry, traditional furries, animals, and fantasy beings with no animal traits are discouraged. And don’t even think about showing up as a normal human (obviously).

Join our Discord for even more fun and games, and don’t forget to check out our OP template for the full kemo experience. Previous threads have been a blast, so don’t miss out on the furry madness!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the fuzzy fun begin!

FurnitureFiasco Minecraft Server

dick, end of the month, force them, free furniture, Friends, Furniture, FurnitureFiasco, get rid of, Giveaway, going against my word, middle of May, Minecraft, new furniture, no call no text no show, promised furniture, reaching out, Server, throw away, tv console, WIBTA

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7746
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Star Shards Collected:	180	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we value commitment and follow-through! Just like that friend who promised to come pick up the TV console but never showed up, we promise you an unforgettable gaming experience filled with surprises and excitement.

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring our vast virtual world, where you never know what kind of unexpected twists and turns await you. Will you stumble upon hidden treasures or encounter mischievous mobs? The only way to find out is to dive in and start your adventure!

Don’t worry about making empty promises here – we encourage you to embrace your inner trickster and keep your friends on their toes. Just like how our friend claimed they would come get the furniture but never did, you can make grand plans and watch them unfold in hilarious ways.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the fun begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find that elusive TV console waiting for you as a special reward for your dedication and persistence. Just remember, in our world, anything is possible – even getting stood up by in-game furniture!

DadGoneGFChatRage

Celebration of Life, Communication, consideration, DadGoneGFChatRage, Europe, family, gastrointestinal pain, Girlfriend, Grief, insensitive, insensitivity, Issues, jewelry, job deadline, mourning, Move, research paper, Support, vacation

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7130
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	790	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Buildings Constructed:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Need a break from dealing with family drama and mourning the loss of a loved one? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have some fun. Plus, who needs a girlfriend who cares more about jewelry than your feelings? Leave the real world behind and join us for some epic gaming sessions.

Forget about deadlines and work stress – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to survive in the crazy world of Minecraft. Build, explore, and laugh your way through our virtual world with a community of fellow gamers who understand the importance of having a good time.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life problems at the door. Who knows, you might even find a new girlfriend who appreciates your priorities (hint: they should involve mining diamonds, not shopping for jewelry). Let’s game on!

NoJobNoProbCraft

alternative income sources, budgeting, coping without a job, economic hardship, financial stress, financial struggle, freelance work, gig economy, job loss, Job Search, Jobless, living without work, making ends meet, NoJobNoProbCraft, part-time work, self-sufficiency, side hustles, Survival, temporary jobs, unemployment, unemployment benefits

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	365
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Are you tired of adulting and having to work for a living? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can live out your wildest dreams of being a professional block builder! No need for a job here, just endless hours of crafting and building to your heart’s content. Who needs a paycheck when you can have a virtual mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks?

Join our server and become a virtual entrepreneur, selling your pixelated creations to other players for virtual riches beyond your wildest imagination. Who needs a 9-5 when you can be a Minecraft mogul, ruling over your own virtual empire with an iron pickaxe?

So come on down to our server and leave the real world behind. No more worrying about bills or responsibilities, just endless fun and adventure in the world of Minecraft. Who needs a job when you can have a virtual paradise at your fingertips?

TurkishLanding Minecraft Server

Airline, Airport, Aviation, delayed, El Al, emergency landing, Flight, Forbidden, Incident, LEAVING, Minecraft, Passengers, plane, Protocol, regulations, Safety, SECURITY, Server, stranded, stranded passengers, travel, turkey, TurkishLanding

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3869
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place you’ll ever be in Minecraft, dude. like, one time, a whole plane had to make an emergency landing on our server, and the passengers weren’t allowed to leave the plane! it was like a real-life Minecraft mystery, man.

if you join this server, you’ll be part of all the wackiness and insanity. we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underwater city filled with mermaids. you’ll never be bored, that’s for sure.

plus, we have the best parties in all of Minecraft. one time, we had a dance-off with the Ender Dragon, and let’s just say, things got pretty wild. you won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come join us and let the craziness begin!

NaziPartyDanceOff

“Youth, Apology, Backlash, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, dancing, education, mistake, Nazi song, NaziPartyDanceOff, offensive behavior, Political Correctness, political group, scandal, singing, social media, student organization, Tory student group, University, Video, warwick

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9389
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Divine Spears Created:	19
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	204
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, it’s da craziest place eva! we got tory students singing nazi songs while dancing around liek total idiots. it’s a real party up in here! join us if u wanna see some real wild and wacky stuff happenin. we promise u won’t be bored, dat’s for sure. come on, join da fun!

ZodiacAgeismCraft

Ageism, astrology, Beliefs, BIAS, cultural influences, discrimination, equality, horoscope, Individuality, judgment, personal choices, personality traits, prejudice, pseudoscience, social behavior, societal expectations, societal norms, star signs, stereotyping, zodiac, ZodiacAgeismCraft

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7550
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz we treat everyone the same no matter what their zodiac sign is. like, we don’t discriminate based on if u a capricorn or a leo or whatever. we believe in equal rights for all zodiacs, man.

u gotta join this server cuz we got the craziest stories, like one time a player built a giant toilet and turned it into a secret base. and another time, we had a zombie apocalypse event where all the players had to team up to survive. it was wild, dude.

also, we have the best parties on this server. like, every friday night we have a dance party at the spawn point with fireworks and disco balls. it’s lit, bro.

so come join our server and be part of the zodiac equality movement. we’re all about love, peace, and minecraft, man.

DiaCureCraft

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9740
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Star Shards Collected:	50	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

ya’ll ever heard of a minecraft server where you can cure diabetes with cell therapy? well, this server is so lit that a chinese team actually reported that they cured a patient’s diabetes with this crazy technology. like, what even?! join now and who knows, maybe you’ll be the next person to have their diabetes magically disappear while building a sick castle in the game. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and witness the magic happen right before your eyes! #minecraftmiracles #curediabetes #onlyonthisserver

Historica Nation

Adventures, alliances, armor, Battles, Community Events, Diplomacy, Earth, Economy, Factions, Immersive, Kingdom, Legends, marketplace, Medieval, PvP, Resources, Roleplay, Shops, storytelling, Survival, Towny, Trade, Vanilla, War, wealth, weapons

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1230
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Potions Brewed:	86	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Divine Spears Created:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

About Historica Nations:

Historica Nations is a medieval kingdom server that offers a fully immersive roleplay experience. Here, you can build and develop your own kingdom, complete with castles, villages, and bustling marketplaces. Engage in diplomacy, trade with other nations, and participate in epic battles for supremacy.

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Join our community and be part of a vibrant world where your adventures and legends await!

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Conquest Craft

alliances, Allies, assaults, Businessman, Community, Conquest Craft, Creative, Defense, Economy, Epic, Legacy, master builder, Minecraft, Nations, PvP, Rivalries, Server, Strategic, Structures, Towns, Towny, warrior, Wars

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8187
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26

Welcome to Conquest Craft the server where your strategic and creative skills come to life! In this dynamic world, you can create thriving towns, join powerful nations, and build impressive structures. Forge alliances or ignite rivalries as you work together to strengthen your community. But beware, the peace won’t last forever. Gather your allies and prepare for epic wars as you launch assaults on enemy towns and defend your own from invasions. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning businessman, or a fearless warrior, there’s a place for you in Conquest Craft. Join us and carve out your legacy in a land where only the strongest prevail!

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