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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 669 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Farms Harvested: | 504 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 37 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Ever wanted to build a roller coaster that launches players into the sky at warp speed? Or maybe create a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Well, on our server, the possibilities are as endless as the number of times you’ve woken up with a hangover and regretted your life choices.
But don’t worry, we’ve all been there. In fact, one time a player built an entire city out of TNT blocks while under the influence, only to accidentally set it off and watch it explode in a glorious blaze of chaos. It was both tragic and hilarious, and a reminder to always play Minecraft responsibly (or not, we won’t judge).
So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild – just remember to hydrate and maybe lay off the virtual tequila shots. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored!