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GF’s Friends GTFO Minecraft Server

AITAH, Angry, apartment, Apologize.., BETRAYAL, DATING, Friends, gfs, girlfriend’s friends, gtfo, hurt, Insecurities, intoxicated, kicking out, Minecraft, overreacting, Server, small dick, throwaway account, Trust, wine nights

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8164
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Chimeras Created:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is brewing hotter than a bottle of wine on a wine night! Join us for a wild ride filled with backstabbing, betrayal, and insecurities about size (not just block size, if you catch our drift).

Imagine a world where your girlfriend and her intoxicated friends gossip about your block size behind your back. Will you kick them out of your virtual apartment in a fit of rage? Will you demand an apology for the ultimate betrayal of trust? Or will you just build a giant statue of yourself to assert dominance?

Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your block size here. In fact, we embrace all shapes and sizes (even if you’re only 3 inches hard). So come join us on this crazy server where the drama never ends and the blocks are always stacked against you (literally). Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – after all, this is Minecraft, where anything can happen!

Tipsy Fury 1.21

aggressive behavior, alcohol, alcohol-fueled, Angry, Confrontation, Drunk, emotional outburst, fury, going to a store, grab a snack, impulsive behavior, intoxicated, late night, late night cravings, late night drama, late-night snack, public intoxication, snack run, store run, street altercation, talk shit, tipsy

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7802
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a store when you’re drunk and angry! You never know who’s gonna talk shit along the way, just like in the game! It’s a total rollercoaster of emotions, man. Plus, the snacks in this server are top-notch, virtual munchies for days! Join now and let the chaos begin!

Ethereal Skylands 1.20.5

1.20.5, af.., altered state, Cannabis, CONTENT, emoji, Ethereal, euphoria, feeling, Giggly, Happy, HIGH, intoxicated, Marijuana, me, mood, Relaxed, RN, silly, Skylands, Stoned, Thc, this..

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2209
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead!

You can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride around on a pig wearing a top hat.

The best part is, you can battle other players in epic PvP matches and show them who’s boss with your enchanted diamond sword of doom!

Plus, there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and rare loot just waiting to be discovered.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

TipsyCraft Minecraft SMP

#in the bag, blitzed, BOMBED, buzzed, Drunk, Hammered, inebriated, intoxicated, liquored up, Minecraft, pickled, plastered, sauced, sloshed, Smashed, smp, tanked, three sheets to the wind, tipsy, TipsyCraft, TRASHED, under the influence, Wasted

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8212
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Dimension Hops:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	226
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Crops Grown:	1540
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Yo, bros and broettes, lemme tell ya about this lit Minecraft SMP that you gotta join ASAP! Like, seriously, it’s the most epic server out there, with crazier shenanigans than a llama on roller skates!

So, like, the reason you gotta join this SMP is because we have this legendary party every Friday night where we all get as drunk as a squid in a water park! And let me tell ya, the builds we come up with when we’re all sloshed are straight-up bonkers! We once built a giant toilet made out of diamonds because… well, I don’t really remember why, but it was frickin’ hilarious!

Plus, we have this insane rule where if you die, you gotta do a dare IRL and post it in the Discord chat. Let’s just say, things have gotten pretty wild, like that one time someone had to eat a whole raw potato while wearing a chicken suit… don’t ask.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground fight club where we battle it out with nothing but fish as weapons? Yeah, it’s as ridiculous as it sounds, but trust me, it’s a blast!

So, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s as wacky as a pig riding a minecart, then hit us up and join the madness! You won’t regret it… probably.

Le Drunk Minecraft SMP

alcohol, bar, Beer, boozy, buzzed, celebration, cocktails, Drinking, Drunk, Fun, Hammered, hangover, inebriated, intoxicated, Minecraft, nightlife, Party, sloshed, smp, tipsy, Wasted, wine

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7572
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Dragons Tamed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how it all began.

One day, the owner of the server got super drunk and decided to create a Minecraft world that was just as chaotic as their drunken state. And thus, our server was born! Expect to find random explosions, flying pigs, and maybe even a dancing creeper or two.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where all the mobs go to party after a long day of trying to kill you. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to some sick beats.

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond block that grants you wishes (or just explodes in your face, we can’t guarantee anything). Let the chaos begin!

Tipsy Minecraft SMP Player

alcohol, bar hopping, Beer, buzzed, celebration, cocktails, Drinking, Drunk, feeling good, hangover, Having Fun, inebriated, intoxicated, late night, letting loose, Minecraft, partying, player, smp, tipsy, under the influence, wild night, wine

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3108
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	5847	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	23

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our admin is drunk right now and you never know what crazy decisions they’ll make next. One time, they turned the entire spawn area into a giant disco party complete with flashing lights and funky music.

But that’s not all – our players are a wild bunch too. We once had a player build a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks, only to have it mysteriously disappear the next day. Rumor has it, it was stolen by a group of mischievous villagers who now use it as their own personal clubhouse.

If you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s never boring and always unpredictable, then look no further. Join us and brace yourself for a rollercoaster of a time! Just make sure to keep an eye on your valuables – you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal them in the name of “pranking”.

Tipsy Creeper Minecraft Server

alcohol, blurred lines, Casual Sex, creeper, Decision making, desire, Drunk, hook up, horny, IMPULSIVE, intoxicated, intoxicated state, late night, Lust, Minecraft, one night stand, Party, questionable choices, regret, risky behavior, Server, sexual encounter, tipsy, uninhibited

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1472
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Farms Harvested:	802
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t get your heart racing? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild night out at the club – you never know what’s gonna happen next!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream world while dodging creepers and zombies who are just as drunk and horny as you are. Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky pig the same way again after a night on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you would “fuck it” when you’re drunk and horny – Minecraft style!

TipsyCraft Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol-induced, completion, Drunk, drunk behavior, drunk consequences, drunk decisions, drunk habits, drunk issues, drunk problems, drunk regrets, drunk struggles, Impaired, inebriated, intoxicated, Masturbation, Minecraft, self pleasure, Server, sexual frustration, TipsyCraft, too drunk, unable to finish

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7528
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Magic Items Found:	2191
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a glass of warm milk? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be too drunk to even think about masturbating to completion! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a ride that’ll leave you questioning your sanity (and your sobriety)!

DrunkCraft: Stupid Shenanigans

alcohol, alcohol-fueled mistakes, alcohol-induced, bad decisions, blackout, Drunk, DrunkCraft, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing moments, embarrassing stories, Foolish, funny, hangover, intoxicated, intoxicated behavior, mistake, Party, partying, regretful, regrettable actions, Shenanigans, silly, stupid

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9911
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Star Shards Collected:	72
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Buildings Constructed:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you to let loose and have a good time!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while also trying to survive against a horde of zombie chickens (yes, you read that right). But be careful, because these chickens are not your average farm animals – they have a taste for blood and will stop at nothing to take you down.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every time you die in the game, you have to do a ridiculous dance in real life and post it in our Discord server for everyone to see. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see just how crazy things can get when you mix Minecraft with a healthy dose of insanity. Just remember to watch out for those zombie chickens – they’re not to be messed with.

TipsyCraft

alcohol, bar, Carefree, celebration, Drinking, Friends, Fun, hangover, inhibition, intoxicated, Laughter, loosened up, Memories, night out, Party, regret, Relaxation, socializing, tipsy, TipsyCraft, Wild

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4681
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is the only place where you can mine diamonds, fight zombies, and build epic structures all while under the influence of virtual alcohol. Trust us, everything is way more fun when you’re drunk in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret hidden treasure that can only be found by completing a series of ridiculous challenges. From riding pigs off cliffs to building a giant statue of a chicken, the possibilities are endless (and totally absurd).

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our legendary party cave, where the music never stops and the virtual drinks never run out. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the drunken adventures begin!

CologneCraft Minecraft Server

10. laptop, 11. money, 12. grateful, 13. gifts, 14. ungrateful, 15. parents, 16. celebration, 17. expensive, 18. need, 19. annoyed, 2. upset, 20. Misunderstanding, 3. family, 4. dad, 5. cologne, 6. birthday, 7. college, 8. struggling, 9. financially, aita, CologneCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1805
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Divine Spears Created:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Are you tired of receiving expensive cologne for your birthday instead of the things you actually need? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where cologne costs more than your laptop! Our server is filled with diamond blocks just waiting for you to mine them and sell for a profit. Who needs cologne when you can smell like success with all the riches you’ll find on our server?

Forget about family drama and join us for a wild adventure where the only thing you’ll be ungrateful for is not joining sooner. Build your dream mansion out of emerald blocks, ride a pig into battle against creepers, and show your mom just how grateful you can be when you’re living your best Minecraft life. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn virtual riches into real-life happiness on our server. Join now and start your journey to becoming the wealthiest player in the Minecraft universe!

BlockBeastCraft

aita, allegations, BlockBeastCraft, Blocking, Charity, controversy, faking charity work, Garbage, illegal gambling, influence, Japan, kids’ food, ksi, logan paul, Lunchly, mrbeast, reputation, Son, Strict, wrong

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	454
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	38	Towns Built:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Are you tired of dealing with the drama of questionable influencers like MrBeast and Logan Paul? Looking for a safe haven where your kids can play without being influenced by shady characters? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and zero drama. Our server is a MrBeast and Logan Paul-free zone, so you can rest easy knowing your kids are in good hands. Plus, we have a strict no-tantrum policy – because who has time for that?

So come on over and join the fun! Build, explore, and make new friends in a world free from questionable influences. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon some hidden treasure or uncover a secret dungeon. The possibilities are endless on our server!

ColdWarCraft SMP

arms race, Berlin Wall, capitalism, cold war, Cold War legacy, ColdWarCraft, communism, cuban missile crisis, Eastern bloc, geopolitical tensions, global security, global superpowers, international relations, korean war, military alliances, nuclear proliferation, proxy wars, smp, soviet union, united states, vietnam war, Western Bloc

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8473
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive fun!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Back in the days of the Cold War, a group of top-secret scientists created a Minecraft server so epic, it could bring world peace. But things went awry when a rogue creeper got loose and blew up their lab, scattering the server IP across the internet. Now, only the bravest and most daring players can find it and unlock its true potential.

Join us on this wild journey as we battle evil mobs, build epic bases, and uncover the mysteries of the Cold War. Who knows what secrets lie within this server? The only way to find out is to join us and see for yourself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

YouTubeWeirdosCraft

#youtube, BIZARRE, eccentric, Fascinating, Niche, Obscure, odd, offbeat, out of the ordinary, outlandish, peculiar, perplexing, quirky, Random, strange, Unconventional, Unexplainable, UNUSUAL, weird, YouTubeWeirdosCraft

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7018
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of watching weird YouTube videos and not being able to share your confusion with others? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with bizarre builds, wacky mini-games, and unexpected surprises around every corner. Our community is made up of fellow YouTube weirdos who will not only appreciate your strange tastes but also encourage you to embrace them even more.

From recreating viral videos in pixel art form to hosting dance parties in virtual nightclubs, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why waste your time watching weird stuff alone when you can join us and experience it in a whole new way? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

BanCraft Minecraft Server

abstain, BanCraft, controversy, decision, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global affairs, India, international community, international relations, Israel, letter, Minecraft, Nations, non-alignment, Politics, refusal, Secretary General, Server, Support, united nations

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2302
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	347
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	20

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the cool kids hang out and build epic stuff together. this server is so lit that even india didn’t sign a letter of support for the u.n. secretary-general after getting banned by israel. that’s how crazy and wild things get on this server.

join us if you want to be part of the most insane and unpredictable minecraft community out there. we have secret underground bases, giant rollercoasters that defy gravity, and even a pet dragon that roams around and breathes fire on unsuspecting players.

plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world. imagine dancing with zombies and skeletons while a dj creeper spins sick beats. it’s a party you won’t want to miss.

so, what are you waiting for? come join us on this wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even become the next legend of the server.

NursingHomeRaid: RocketRumbleMC

Attacks, Conflict, Defense, drone attack, emergency response, Herzliya, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, news coverage, northern Israel, nursing home, NursingHomeRaid, RocketRumbleMC, Rockets, SECURITY, Terrorism, violence, War, Yom Kippur

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6248
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where u can escape from all da craziness happenin in da real world like Hezbollah drones hittin nursing homes and rockets rainin on Israel during Yom Kippur.

On dis server, u can build ur own bomb shelter to hide from all da drama and even create ur own army of llamas to fight off any intruders. We got crazy mini-games like “Dodge the Rocket” and “Llama Wars” where u can show off ur skills and dominate da competition.

So come join us on dis wild ride and let’s escape reality together in da most epic way possible!

Toddler GoBot Fun Land

2-3 year olds, children, custom robot, early childhood development, foam-padded robot, Fun, GoBot, increased activity, interactive play, Land, motor skills, movement, physical activity, playmate, Playtime, research, robot playmate, room, study, Technology, Toddler, toddlers, wheeled robot

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6948
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5331

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got robot playmates for ur toddlers, fam! imagine ur lil munchkins runnin around da room, gettin all hyped up and active with a toddler-sized GoBot. dis ain’t no regular server, dis da place where ur kids gonna be doin backflips and cartwheels while playin minecraft, all thanks to our foam-padded robot homies. join now and watch ur toddlers level up in real life and in da game, yo! #robotplaymates #minecraftmadness

Chick Flicks Minecraft Server

acceptance, age gap, Authenticity, chick, Diversity, Exploration, FANTASY, flicks, Intimacy, Lesbian, lez out, LGBTQ, media representation, Minecraft, misconceptions, older chicks, porn, relationships, Server, sexual orientation, Sexuality, Stereotypes, taboo, younger chicks

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2722
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Towns Built:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further! Our server is like no other, with flying pigs, talking sheep, and diamond armor that shoots lasers.

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary block of cheese, and build your own castle made entirely out of candy.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. And don’t forget about our annual llama racing competition, where the winner gets a golden toilet seat!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Nice For Once Minecraft SMP

affirmation, appreciation, compassion, compliments, Empathy, encouragement, Kindness, love, mental health, Minecraft, Nice, Positive reinforcement, positivity, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-care, smp, Support, Uplifting, validation

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9813
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	New Chunks Explored:	518334
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where everyone is a total snooze fest? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the cool cats and meme lords out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and non-stop chaos! Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

And hey, if you’re feeling down and need a pick-me-up, don’t worry! Our players are always ready to shower you with compliments and boost your self-esteem. You’ll never have to feel unappreciated again!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperWedding

adult children, aita, communication breakdown, confronting family issues, courthouse wedding, CraftyCreeperWedding, emotional distress, family dynamics, family expectations, family obligations., financial assistance, financial burden, financial struggles, Inconvenient Wedding, lack of compassion, long distance family, passive aggressive behavior, sibling relationships, Ultimatum, wedding costs

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8035
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5857
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial struggles? Join our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape from reality! Our server is the perfect place to forget about your son’s sudden wedding plans and focus on building your dream virtual world instead.

With our server, you can create a magical courthouse wedding on a Thursday, invite all your virtual family members, and make them wear green without breaking the bank. Plus, you won’t have to worry about your son asking for half the cost of a plane ticket – because in our Minecraft world, everything is free!

So come join us and let go of all the stress and frustration. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast mining, crafting, and exploring in our wacky Minecraft server? Let’s build a world where family conflicts and financial burdens don’t exist – unless you count the cost of virtual diamonds, of course!