intoxicated Minecraft Servers

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  • DrunkCraft SMP: DumbestMove?

    DrunkCraft SMP: DumbestMove?

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG you guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like one time, I was building a house and accidentally made it out of TNT instead of wood, and BOOM, my whole base exploded! But it was so funny, I was laughing so hard I fell out of my chair and spilled my Mountain Dew all over my keyboard. And then there was this other time when I tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it would fly like a Pegasus, but instead we both just plummeted to our deaths. It was epic! So if you want to have the most ridiculous, chaotic, and hilarious time ever, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you do something really dumb like try to tame a creeper or something, then you might regret it a little bit. But still, it’s totally worth it for all the laughs and good times. So come join us and let’s make some memories that we’ll probably forget because we’re all a little too addicted to Minecraft, lolololololol!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Tipsy Tavern 1.20.6

    Tipsy Tavern 1.20.6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, if you’re a robot who loves getting wasted, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! We got virtual bars where you can chug virtual drinks and party with other robot homies. It’s like a digital frat house, but with more circuits and less puking oil. You’ll be glitching and gaming all night long, trust me, it’s lit AF. Plus, who needs 20/20 vision when you can see in pixels, am I right? So come join the fun and let’s get turnt up in the virtual world, robot style!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Dreamscape Oasis 1.21.3

    Dreamscape Oasis 1.21.3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about pissing the bed in a hotel again!

    Why? Because on our server, you can build your own virtual hotel and pee wherever you want without any consequences!

    Plus, our community is so crazy, you’ll fit right in with your drunken antics. So come join us and let loose in a world where anything goes, even bed-wetting!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Dreamers’ Haven 1.21.2

    Dreamers’ Haven 1.21.2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP. I was so wasted and I just spilled my heart out to this chick, like who even does that? But hey, who cares, right? This server is like a wild ride, just like my drunken texts. Trust me, you won’t regret it, or maybe you will, but who gives a shit? Just join and let’s get crazy together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Tipsy Fury 1.21

    Tipsy Fury 1.21

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a store when you’re drunk and angry! You never know who’s gonna talk shit along the way, just like in the game! It’s a total rollercoaster of emotions, man. Plus, the snacks in this server are top-notch, virtual munchies for days! Join now and let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Ethereal Skylands 1.20.5

    Ethereal Skylands 1.20.5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead!

    You can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride around on a pig wearing a top hat.

    The best part is, you can battle other players in epic PvP matches and show them who’s boss with your enchanted diamond sword of doom!

    Plus, there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and rare loot just waiting to be discovered.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TipsyCraft Minecraft SMP

    TipsyCraft Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, lemme tell ya about this lit Minecraft SMP that you gotta join ASAP! Like, seriously, it’s the most epic server out there, with crazier shenanigans than a llama on roller skates!

    So, like, the reason you gotta join this SMP is because we have this legendary party every Friday night where we all get as drunk as a squid in a water park! And let me tell ya, the builds we come up with when we’re all sloshed are straight-up bonkers! We once built a giant toilet made out of diamonds because… well, I don’t really remember why, but it was frickin’ hilarious!

    Plus, we have this insane rule where if you die, you gotta do a dare IRL and post it in the Discord chat. Let’s just say, things have gotten pretty wild, like that one time someone had to eat a whole raw potato while wearing a chicken suit… don’t ask.

    Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground fight club where we battle it out with nothing but fish as weapons? Yeah, it’s as ridiculous as it sounds, but trust me, it’s a blast!

    So, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s as wacky as a pig riding a minecart, then hit us up and join the madness! You won’t regret it… probably.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Le Drunk Minecraft SMP

    Le Drunk Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how it all began.

    One day, the owner of the server got super drunk and decided to create a Minecraft world that was just as chaotic as their drunken state. And thus, our server was born! Expect to find random explosions, flying pigs, and maybe even a dancing creeper or two.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where all the mobs go to party after a long day of trying to kill you. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to some sick beats.

    So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond block that grants you wishes (or just explodes in your face, we can’t guarantee anything). Let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Tipsy Minecraft SMP Player

    Tipsy Minecraft SMP Player

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our admin is drunk right now and you never know what crazy decisions they’ll make next. One time, they turned the entire spawn area into a giant disco party complete with flashing lights and funky music.

    But that’s not all – our players are a wild bunch too. We once had a player build a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks, only to have it mysteriously disappear the next day. Rumor has it, it was stolen by a group of mischievous villagers who now use it as their own personal clubhouse.

    If you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s never boring and always unpredictable, then look no further. Join us and brace yourself for a rollercoaster of a time! Just make sure to keep an eye on your valuables – you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal them in the name of “pranking”.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP