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GF’s Friends GTFO Minecraft Server

AITAH, Angry, apartment, Apologize.., BETRAYAL, DATING, Friends, gfs, girlfriend’s friends, gtfo, hurt, Insecurities, intoxicated, kicking out, Minecraft, overreacting, Server, small dick, throwaway account, Trust, wine nights

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	478
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragons Tamed:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Alien Abductions:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is brewing hotter than a bottle of wine on a wine night! Join us for a wild ride filled with backstabbing, betrayal, and insecurities about size (not just block size, if you catch our drift).

Imagine a world where your girlfriend and her intoxicated friends gossip about your block size behind your back. Will you kick them out of your virtual apartment in a fit of rage? Will you demand an apology for the ultimate betrayal of trust? Or will you just build a giant statue of yourself to assert dominance?

Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your block size here. In fact, we embrace all shapes and sizes (even if you’re only 3 inches hard). So come join us on this crazy server where the drama never ends and the blocks are always stacked against you (literally). Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – after all, this is Minecraft, where anything can happen!

Tipsy Fury 1.21

aggressive behavior, alcohol, alcohol-fueled, Angry, Confrontation, Drunk, emotional outburst, fury, going to a store, grab a snack, impulsive behavior, intoxicated, late night, late night cravings, late night drama, late-night snack, public intoxication, snack run, store run, street altercation, talk shit, tipsy

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5205
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	8210
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a store when you’re drunk and angry! You never know who’s gonna talk shit along the way, just like in the game! It’s a total rollercoaster of emotions, man. Plus, the snacks in this server are top-notch, virtual munchies for days! Join now and let the chaos begin!

Ethereal Skylands 1.20.5

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	639
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Votes:	7972	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchantments Applied:	98	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Love Letters Sent:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead!

You can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride around on a pig wearing a top hat.

The best part is, you can battle other players in epic PvP matches and show them who’s boss with your enchanted diamond sword of doom!

Plus, there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and rare loot just waiting to be discovered.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

TipsyCraft Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7325
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, lemme tell ya about this lit Minecraft SMP that you gotta join ASAP! Like, seriously, it’s the most epic server out there, with crazier shenanigans than a llama on roller skates!

So, like, the reason you gotta join this SMP is because we have this legendary party every Friday night where we all get as drunk as a squid in a water park! And let me tell ya, the builds we come up with when we’re all sloshed are straight-up bonkers! We once built a giant toilet made out of diamonds because… well, I don’t really remember why, but it was frickin’ hilarious!

Plus, we have this insane rule where if you die, you gotta do a dare IRL and post it in the Discord chat. Let’s just say, things have gotten pretty wild, like that one time someone had to eat a whole raw potato while wearing a chicken suit… don’t ask.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground fight club where we battle it out with nothing but fish as weapons? Yeah, it’s as ridiculous as it sounds, but trust me, it’s a blast!

So, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s as wacky as a pig riding a minecart, then hit us up and join the madness! You won’t regret it… probably.

Le Drunk Minecraft SMP

alcohol, bar, Beer, boozy, buzzed, celebration, cocktails, Drinking, Drunk, Fun, Hammered, hangover, inebriated, intoxicated, Minecraft, nightlife, Party, sloshed, smp, tipsy, Wasted, wine

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3397
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1220
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Potions Brewed:	177
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	4663
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how it all began.

One day, the owner of the server got super drunk and decided to create a Minecraft world that was just as chaotic as their drunken state. And thus, our server was born! Expect to find random explosions, flying pigs, and maybe even a dancing creeper or two.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where all the mobs go to party after a long day of trying to kill you. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to some sick beats.

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond block that grants you wishes (or just explodes in your face, we can’t guarantee anything). Let the chaos begin!

Tipsy Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4034
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Divine Spears Created:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our admin is drunk right now and you never know what crazy decisions they’ll make next. One time, they turned the entire spawn area into a giant disco party complete with flashing lights and funky music.

But that’s not all – our players are a wild bunch too. We once had a player build a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks, only to have it mysteriously disappear the next day. Rumor has it, it was stolen by a group of mischievous villagers who now use it as their own personal clubhouse.

If you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s never boring and always unpredictable, then look no further. Join us and brace yourself for a rollercoaster of a time! Just make sure to keep an eye on your valuables – you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal them in the name of “pranking”.

Tipsy Creeper Minecraft Server

alcohol, blurred lines, Casual Sex, creeper, Decision making, desire, Drunk, hook up, horny, IMPULSIVE, intoxicated, intoxicated state, late night, Lust, Minecraft, one night stand, Party, questionable choices, regret, risky behavior, Server, sexual encounter, tipsy, uninhibited

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7503
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	2635
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t get your heart racing? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild night out at the club – you never know what’s gonna happen next!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream world while dodging creepers and zombies who are just as drunk and horny as you are. Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky pig the same way again after a night on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you would “fuck it” when you’re drunk and horny – Minecraft style!

TipsyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8735
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a glass of warm milk? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be too drunk to even think about masturbating to completion! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a ride that’ll leave you questioning your sanity (and your sobriety)!

DrunkCraft: Stupid Shenanigans

alcohol, alcohol-fueled mistakes, alcohol-induced, bad decisions, blackout, Drunk, DrunkCraft, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing moments, embarrassing stories, Foolish, funny, hangover, intoxicated, intoxicated behavior, mistake, Party, partying, regretful, regrettable actions, Shenanigans, silly, stupid

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	123
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9196	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you to let loose and have a good time!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while also trying to survive against a horde of zombie chickens (yes, you read that right). But be careful, because these chickens are not your average farm animals – they have a taste for blood and will stop at nothing to take you down.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every time you die in the game, you have to do a ridiculous dance in real life and post it in our Discord server for everyone to see. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see just how crazy things can get when you mix Minecraft with a healthy dose of insanity. Just remember to watch out for those zombie chickens – they’re not to be messed with.

TipsyCraft

alcohol, bar, Carefree, celebration, Drinking, Friends, Fun, hangover, inhibition, intoxicated, Laughter, loosened up, Memories, night out, Party, regret, Relaxation, socializing, tipsy, TipsyCraft, Wild

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2777
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is the only place where you can mine diamonds, fight zombies, and build epic structures all while under the influence of virtual alcohol. Trust us, everything is way more fun when you’re drunk in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret hidden treasure that can only be found by completing a series of ridiculous challenges. From riding pigs off cliffs to building a giant statue of a chicken, the possibilities are endless (and totally absurd).

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our legendary party cave, where the music never stops and the virtual drinks never run out. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the drunken adventures begin!

RedBlue Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9408
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Secret Passages Found:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	235
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old factions and survival modes? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles between the Blue Team and the Red Team. Choose your side wisely, because the fate of the Minecraft world is in your hands!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their reign of terror? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is rumored to be home to the rarest and most valuable blocks in all of Minecraft. Legend has it that if you can find the hidden treasure, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

HorrorCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5935
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4841	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Towns Built:	9	Runes Activated:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring documentary about rocks? Well, get ready to have your pants scared off on our server! We promise you’ll be more terrified than watching a horror movie with the lights off and a creepy doll staring at you.

Join us if you dare, where the mobs are scarier than your grandma’s ghost stories and the creepers are more explosive than a burrito from Taco Bell. Our server is so intense, even Herobrine wouldn’t dare step foot in our pixelated world.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of fun activities to keep you entertained between heart attacks. From epic PvP battles to building competitions that will make your jaw drop, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime on a Minecraft server that will leave you screaming for more (literally). Just make sure to bring extra pairs of pants, because you’re gonna need ’em!

MommaNoDramaCraft

abusive mom, amazing husband, boarding schools, borderline personality disorder, Cut off, Dysfunctional family, Emotional Abuse, enabling behavior, estranged family, family dysfunction, heart palpitations, infertility, manipulative behavior, MommaNoDramaCraft, parental abuse, red flags, refusing contact, scapegoat, self-preservation, setting boundaries, toxic family

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1233
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your own family? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, manipulation, and heart palpitations!

Our server is run by a team of borderline personalities who will make you question your sanity at every turn. From abusive behavior to gaslighting, we’ve got it all! And don’t worry, our admins will enable their behavior just like your dad does.

But wait, there’s more! Want to experience the thrill of being the scapegoat in a virtual world? Join now and get shoved down a flight of stairs by our friendly neighborhood mom character. She’ll even tell you to off yourself for that authentic experience.

So block your real family and join us for a dysfunctional adventure like no other. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the chance to go “nuclear” with us!

CraftyIranianGazaWarFun

Conflict, CraftyIranianGazaWarFun, diplomatic relations, director of national intelligence, foreign influence, funding, gaza, global politics, influencing, intelligence agencies, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, national security, Political unrest, Propaganda, Terrorism, U.S, unrest funding., war protests

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3774
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	7649	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8307
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally lit and full of crazy adventures? well, u gotta join this one cuz it’s like, the most epic server everrrr!

like, did u know that on this server, u can ride a flying pig and shoot rainbow lasers out of ur eyes? yeah, it’s totally true! and, like, the diamonds here are so big that they can be used as beds for giants!

oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground city on this server where all the villagers are actually aliens from outer space! they’ll trade u emeralds for space rocks and give u super cool gadgets to use in ur adventures!

plus, there’s a rumor that if u find the legendary golden llama hidden in the jungle, it’ll grant u three wishes! like, how crazy is that?!

so, what r u waiting for? come join this epic minecraft server and be a part of the most insane and hilarious adventures everrrr! trust me, u won’t regret it!

HaircutCraft

APPOINTMENTS, bad hairdressers, beauty, Communication, customer service, dislike, Experience, Grooming, haircare, HaircutCraft, haircuts, hairdressers, hairstyling, Hairstylist, personal preference, PROFESSIONAL, relationships, salon, satisfaction, self-care, Trust

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3396
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3

So, like, you know, if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block, then you gotta join our server, man! We got llamas that can breakdance, creepers that tell jokes, and villagers that do interpretive dance. Plus, our diamond pickaxes have a special power that lets you mine blocks with just a wink.

And get this, there’s a secret underground lair where you can ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting fireballs out of your nostrils. Oh, and did I mention the magical talking cows that give you free enchanted armor just for saying “moo”? It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky pixel form.

So, like, why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience the wackiest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in your virtual life? Come on, man, don’t be a square – join us now and let the madness begin!

BrainGainFitMC

Aging population, brain function, brain health, BrainGainFitMC, cognitive benefits, cognitive decline prevention, cognitive health, cognitive performance, exercise longevity, exercise research, healthy aging, high-intensity interval exercise, interval training, long term benefits, longitudinal study, mental acuity, neurocognitive function, neuroplasticity, older adults, physical activity, University of Queensland

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	149
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Potions Brewed:	166
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

come join our epic minecraft server, where we make your brain go BRRR with high-intensity fun and crazy adventures! our researchers at the University of Queensland have proven that playing on our server will make you smarter for up to 5 years!

imagine mining for diamonds while doing intense interval exercises to level up your brain power! you’ll be outsmarting creepers and zombies in no time!

we’ve got mini-games that will challenge your mind and keep you on your toes. who needs sudoku when you can solve complex puzzles while building your dream castle?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and become the einstein of minecraft!

Join United Crafters SMP, where the only thing spicier than the gameplay is the whitelist process!

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3537
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Endless Night Skies:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

United Crafters Minecraft Server

Overview
If you are looking to join a Hermit craft Inspired server then this is the server for you! Other than a few QOL mods, United Crafters is completely vanilla. We have a shopping district run by the players that uses diamonds as currency. Our last reset was the release of 1.21, so its not too late to join! All you have to do is apply through our discord and we will whitelist you and give you the IP.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, please apply through our discord server and we will whitelist you and provide you with the IP.
Is the server completely vanilla?	Yes, other than a few quality of life mods, United Crafters is completely vanilla.
What version of Minecraft is the server running on?	The server is running on the latest version, which was the release of 1.21 at the time of the last reset.
How does the shopping district work?	The shopping district is run by the players and uses diamonds as currency for transactions.
How can I contact the server admins?	You can contact the server admins through our Discord server: https://discord.com/invite/ngFbZQy8Jb

FrenchMarchMCServ

activism, Chant, Crowd, culture, current events, demonstration, Europe, French, FrenchMarchMCServ, History, Marching, movement, News, Page 10., Paris, Political, protest, Rally, revolution, social justice

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8535
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	459	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dimension Hops:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, fear not, because on our server, “The French are marching to page 10!” things are always wild and crazy!

Join us for epic battles where the French army marches to page 10 and wreaks havoc on all who stand in their way. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their advance? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the end of a rainbow bridge guarded by a dragon!

So why wait? Join us on “The French are marching to page 10!” server for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep your sword at the ready!

Blocky Pirates Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, anime lyrics, anime quotes, Best Friend, blocky, emotional, emotional lyrics, friendship, Journey, Long day, Long time no see, longing, loyalty, Manga, Memories, Minecraft, missing you, one piece, Pirates, reunion, see you again, Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9229
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	498
Magic Items Found:	1818	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ores Mined:	6486
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	41

Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, insane challenges, and unforgettable moments that will have you singing “it’s been a looooong day without you my friend” as you log off each night.

We have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures, a pet dragon that farts rainbows, and a dance party every Friday night where even the creepers bust a move.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ExWifeTravelBanCraft

adoption, Communication, custody, custody battle, custody case, DAUGHTER, Divorce, drug issues, ex wife, ExWifeTravelBanCraft, family, Financial, germany, parenting, relationship, Risk, savings, summer vacation, travel, US, visitation rights

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2117
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3157	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun awaits!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with twists and turns, just like the crazy story of our server owner who had to deal with a disappearing ex-wife and custody battles. But don’t worry, there’s no custody battles here, just friendly competitions and building challenges!

Explore our vast world and build your dream creations, whether it’s a majestic castle or a wacky rollercoaster. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden treasure like our owner did when he found out his ex-wife was actually a long-lost princess from a faraway land (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

So come join us and let your imagination run wild on our server. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you!