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Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 2063 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 194 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 30 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Our server is so epic, even grandmas are ditching bingo night to join in on the fun. We’ve got secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a petting zoo filled with virtual llamas (they spit, so watch out!).
So if you’re too old for playing with toys but still enjoy a good ol’ blocky adventure, come join us on our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun!).