Into The Burning Pit Of Hell Minecraft Servers

Protest for Palestine Minecraft SMP Pay Up or Get Griefed

Affiliates, anti-White protests, Black, complicit, divided and conquered, GRIEFED.., Jewy, Manolo de los Santos, Minecraft, narrative, palestine, Pay, protest, smp, social justice, TAXES, UIC, UIC portal project, Whitey, Wokey golem, ZOG

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9151
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. The server is run by a group of mischievous golems who are constantly pranking and trolling the players. Just when you think you’ve built the perfect house, they’ll turn it into a giant potato!

2. The currency on this server is not diamonds or emeralds, oh no. It’s taxes! That’s right, you have to pay taxes to the server admins in order to keep playing. But don’t worry, they accept payment in the form of virtual cookies.

3. The community on this server is like no other. We have a group of players who are convinced that a secret society called ZOG is controlling everything in the game. They’re always on the lookout for clues and trying to uncover the truth behind this mysterious organization.

4. One player, Manolo de los Santos, claims to have found a portal to another dimension within the game. He’s always posting cryptic messages in the chat and trying to recruit other players to join him on his quest to explore this strange new world.

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on this insane SMP! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen.

CraftyCubers Minecraft Server

Accommodation, arrangements, bare minimum, Boss, cooperation, CraftyCubers, demanding, doctors note, employee management., employees, health exam, health issues, Help, Minecraft, Results, retiring, selfish, Server, Small Business, Tasks, tasks rearrangement, workplace conflict

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2911
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where teamwork is key! Unlike some employees in a certain small business, we actually help each other out and work together to achieve greatness. Join us and never worry about selfish players demanding others do their tasks for them.

On our server, everyone pulls their weight and contributes to the success of the team. We don’t tolerate lazy players who refuse to help others in need. Plus, we have doctors on call to make sure everyone is healthy and able to do their tasks.

So come join us and leave behind the drama of that one uncooperative employee. Let’s work together, have fun, and build amazing things in the world of Minecraft!

BeepBoiCraft

aita, BeepBoiCraft, countryside, countryside driving, cyclist, cyclist behavior, Driving, emergency, england, Frustration, Horn, lay-by, lying.., MAMILs, narrow roads, pull over, road etiquette, road rage, rude cyclists, Rural, traffic

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7177
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Void Armor Forged:	22	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the MAMILs and their refusal to pull over for anyone! Join us and experience the thrill of driving without any pesky cyclists in your way.

Imagine a world where you can actually make it to your destination without being stuck behind a slow-moving cyclist. On our server, you can finally get to your virtual mum’s house without any interruptions.

But beware, there may be some virtual cyclists who refuse to pull over even in the Minecraft world. Don’t worry though, you can always give them a gentle beep on your virtual horn to let them know you mean business.

Join us on this epic Minecraft server and show those stubborn cyclists who’s boss. And remember, in our world, emergencies are always a valid excuse to honk your horn and drive like a maniac. See you there!

SadSMPTravelz

Abandoned, Bleak, DEPRESSING, Desolate, Destination, Downtrodden, eerie, Experience, gloomy, Haunting, HEARTBREAK, ISOLATION, Loneliness, Melancholy, Memories, regret, Sadness, SadSMPTravelz, Somber, sorrowful, travel

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6738
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mines Excavated:	1990	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Have you ever been to a Minecraft SMP so boring, even the creepers yawned? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond rain, talking cows, and secret dungeons that lead to a land of endless cake! Say goodbye to boring biomes and hello to a world where the grass is made of candy and the villagers break out into dance parties every night. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and let the adventure begin!

InsecuritiesCraft

Appearance, beauty standards, biggest insecurity, body confidence, body image, body positivity, Confidence, flaws, imperfections, InsecuritiesCraft, Insecurity, personal insecurities, physical appearance, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, self-conscious, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-perception, societal pressure

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5888
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8442	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Are you tired of being judged by your blocky appearance in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, everyone is a beautiful pixelated masterpiece! No more worrying about your square head or stubby arms, embrace your inner Minecraft model on our server!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of virtual plastic surgeons ready to give you a pixel-perfect makeover. Say goodbye to those unsightly pixels and hello to a brand new you!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Defeat the Blocktopus and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for days!

So come on down to our server and let your blocky beauty shine! Who needs real-world insecurities when you can be a pixelated powerhouse in Minecraft?

KiwiCraft Minecraft Server

historical event, KiwiCraft, loss at sea, maritime accident, maritime disaster, maritime tragedy, Military, Minecraft, naval disaster, naval fleet, naval history, naval memorial, naval ship, naval vessel, naval warfare, Navy, new zealand, New Zealand history, sea, Server, Tragedy, warship, ww2

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2388
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	127	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2920
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Void Gems Collected:	20	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Yo, imagine this, fam. This server is so lit, even New Zealand’s naval ships wanna join in on the fun! They heard about all the epic battles and crazy adventures happening on this server and they just couldn’t resist. But oops, looks like they got a little too caught up in the action and lost their first ship to the sea since WW2. RIP to that ship, but hey, at least they went out in style, right? So if you wanna be part of a server so wild that even naval ships can’t stay away, come join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to go down in Minecraft history. Let’s get this party started, yo! 🚢🌊🔥 #RIPnavalship #crazyadventures #Minecraftmadness

QudsCraft: Missing in Action

action, Beirut strikes, chief, Crisis, foreign relations, hezbollah, iran, Iran news, Iranian government, Iranian military, Iranian officials, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military leadership, missing, News Update, out of contact, political turmoil, Quds Force, QudsCraft, regional conflict, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8073
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Dragons Tamed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1

So, like, this server is so lit that even the Iran Quds Force chief can’t handle it! Like, he’s been MIA since the Beirut strikes because he’s been too busy trying to survive in our crazy Minecraft world. We’ve got mobs that will make even the toughest warriors pee their pants, and our PvP battles are so intense that even the bravest players have been known to cry for their mommies. But don’t worry, we’ve also got epic builds that will blow your mind and make you question reality. So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your sanity, join us now! Just remember to bring extra underwear, because things are about to get wild!

Clock Out, Winter Right, Summer Once

Accuracy, broken clock, clock, clock maintenance, clock repair, daylight savings, malfunctioning clock, right three times, stopped from 2:00 to 2:59, Summer, summer time, time accuracy, time adjustment, time awareness, time awareness during daylight savings, time change, Time management, time measurement, time tracking, timekeeping, timepiece, Winter, winter time

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	118
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7659	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Alien Abductions:	4	Potions Brewed:	47
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

join our epic minecraft server where the clocks are always broken and time is just a suggestion. one time, a player got stuck in a loop where it was always tuesday and they had to eat nothing but carrots for a week. it was wild.

we have a secret underground city filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they throw parties every night and only the coolest players are invited.

if you join our server, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a land made entirely of cheese. be careful though, the cheese monsters are not to be trifled with.

come build, explore, and laugh your way through our wacky world. who needs normal when you can have absolute chaos? join now and see what adventures await you!

Broomstix: Where flying on Sundays is the only rule! Unlock the magic in this enchanting server world!

bartering, Broomstix, Claims, crossplay, Economy, Enchanting, Enchantments, flying, hard difficulty, integration, Land Claim, Magic, Map, market, No Griefing, Pets, PvP, Quests, responsive staff, rule, Server, Shops, smp, SUNDAYS, Survival, Teleportation, tutorial, unlock, Voting, world

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5787
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Zombie Dances:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Chimeras Created:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Java & Bedrock IP	play.broomstix.net
Default ports
Discord server	https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
Online In-game map	https://map.broomstix.net/

Features:

Running with backwards compatibility on the latest Minecraft version: 1.21 Tricky Trials
Bedrock and Java cross-play (No Java account required)
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Put a lead on mobs to teleport them
Free fly in the overworld every Sunday
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No grief
Exclusive main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation allowed in the overworld
In-game private messaging, homes and /sethome and player to player teleportation (/home, /w, /msg, /tell, /r, /tpa, /tpahere)
Minecraft-Discord integration to interact with the community even when away from the game
Responsive staff
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, a public market, and tutorial warps

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server compatible with both Java and Bedrock editions?	Yes, the server supports cross-play between Java and Bedrock editions.
What is the server’s difficulty level?	The server is set to Hard difficulty.
Are there any custom features on the server?	Yes, the server offers custom enchantments, the ability to teleport mobs with leads, and more.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on the server.
Can players teleport to other players?	Yes, players can use commands such as /tpa and /tpahere to teleport to other players.

Royal Christ Minecraft Server

advice, Ave Christus Rex, BIBLE, Christ, christ jesus, CHRISTIANS, Church, deceptive spam, discussions, FAITH, home, ITT, Listen, Minecraft, Mythology, Pagan, royal, scripture, Server, shake the dust, Social Issues, tax collector., theology, TOWN, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1712
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Void Gems Collected:	27
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Potions Brewed:	46	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can discuss scripture, theology, and all things Christian? Look no further! Join our server where we share our wisdom and understanding to avoid falling for spam and meaningless discussions.

We even have a special feature where if someone refuses to listen to you, you can shake the dust off your feet just like Christ advised! And if they still won’t listen, you can treat them like a pagan or a tax collector (but in a virtual way, of course).

So come join us and direct your energy towards those willing to hear the good word of Minecraft! Don’t waste your time on the deaf – unless they’re wearing headphones, then they might just be ignoring you. 😂🙏🏼 #MinecraftMiracles