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CryCraft Minecraft Server

Asshole, Childhood, college, cry, CryCraft, Disclosure, Friends, hormone therapy, House, Insecurities, INTIMATE, invasion of privacy, judgment, Minecraft, neighbors, one night stands, Orgy, Partners, reassignment surgery, roommate, Server, sexual, trans men

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5128
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Astral Projections Made:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my roommate’s orgies? Look no further! Join our server for a non-stop party where anything goes, just like in Alan’s bedroom!

We promise outrageous adventures, crazy secrets, and unexpected twists just like the time someone revealed your deepest, darkest secret to a stranger looking for a good time. But hey, at least they were into trans men, right?

Join now for a server experience that’s as scandalous as living with a roommate who throws orgies and spills your personal tea without permission. Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for anything – unless you’re not playing on our server, then we might have to reevaluate our friendship. So, are you ready to join the madness?

Smut Minecraft SMP Scribbler

adult content, Boundaries, consent, dirty talk, e-bf, Erotica, explicit, FANTASY, femanon, fetish, INTIMATE, kink, meet in person, Minecraft, NSFW, Online Community, personalized smut, real, relationship, Roleplay, Scribbler, smp, SMUT, Writer

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2112
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1066	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Looking for some spicy drama and romance in your virtual life? Look no further than our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a chance to find your very own e-boyfriend or e-girlfriend who will meet you in person and write the steamiest dirty talk and smut you’ve ever seen. Our server is filled with femanons and anons alike, all looking for love and adventure in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

But be warned, things can get a little crazy on our server. From secret affairs to epic betrayals, you never know what drama will unfold next. So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and a whole lot of fun. Who knows, you might just find your virtual soulmate in the most unexpected of places.

Blocky Love Minecraft Server

Alluring, blocky, bold, Daring, Erotic, FANTASY, flirtatious, I’d fucke me, INTIMATE, Kinky, love, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, Provocative, role-play, seductive, self-confidence, Sensual, Server, sexual desire, taboo, temptation, Would you fucke me

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3519
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of yourself and then having it come to life and fight off hordes of zombie chickens.

But wait, there’s more! How about a treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you the power to fly?

And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where the DJ is a creeper who drops sick beats while exploding in a rainbow of colors.

So come on, join our server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember, would you fucke me? I’d fucke me.

Secrets Revealed Minecraft Server

close bond, close friend, confidant, Confidential, darkest secrets, dependable, discretion, friendship, hidden, INTIMATE, Janny, Loyal, Minecraft, Personal, privacy, Private, Reliable, Revealed, Secrets, sensitive information, Server, Trust, trustworthy

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7112
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who took the last diamond? Well, look no further because our server has a janny (janitor) who knows all your darkest secrets! That’s right, this mystical janny has been cleaning up after players for years and has seen it all. Join our server for the chance to have your secrets spilled in the most hilarious way possible. Who knows, maybe your secret love for building pink houses will finally be revealed to the world! So come join us for a wild ride of scandal and shenanigans, because on this server, the janny knows all!

Funky Minecraft Server

Alluring, bold, Confidence, enticing, FANTASY, flirtation, Funky, I’d fuck me, INTIMATE, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, Passion, Provocative, provocative question, seduction, self love, self-attraction, Sensual, Server, sexual desire, temptation, Would you fuck me

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	208
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Love Letters Sent:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where things get a little…weird. Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing llamas appear out of nowhere, challenging you to a dance-off for rare loot. Or how about the time when a giant chicken started a revolution against the pigs, leading to an epic battle that shook the very foundations of the server. And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as creepers and pranked unsuspecting players by exploding in their faces. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a pogo stick, then come join us. Just remember, things may get a little…funky.

LubeCraft SMP: The Strange Edition

BEDROOM, Creative, Edition, experimentation, funny anecdote, INTIMATE, kink, LubeCraft, lubricant, Masturbation, personal lubricant, Pleasure, self pleasure, sex, sexual health, Slippery, slippery when wet, smp, strange, taboo, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, weird, WORST

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7567
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for a chance to use the weirdest and wildest lubricants for all your naughty needs. From slime blocks to lava buckets, we’ve got it all! Who knew crafting could be so kinky?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary tale of Steve, the player who accidentally used a creeper as a sex toy. The explosion was heard across the server, but hey, at least he got some explosive pleasure out of it!

So come on, join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for some sticky situations and explosive endings!

Suck This Cock Now Minecraft SMP

adult content, Blowjob, Climax, Cock, deep throat, dirty talk, Erotic, explicit, INTIMATE, Lust, Minecraft, Naughty, oral sex, passionate, Pleasure, satisfaction, seduction, Sensual, sexual desire, smp, Suck, temptation

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2646
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Divine Spears Created:	25	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for chaos and hilarity! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely of TNT (just don’t light it, trust us). Our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end, and our events are so wild you’ll be questioning if you’re still playing Minecraft or if you’ve entered a parallel universe. So come on, what are you waiting for? Suck this cock now and join the madness!

CraftyConfessions

CLANDESTINE, Concealed, confession, Confidential, Covert, CraftyConfessions, hidden, hush-hush., INTIMATE, Personal, Private, secret, Sensitive, undisclosed, unexpressed, unshared, unspoken, Untold, unvoiced

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7426
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	600609	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Do you have a secret stash of diamonds hidden in your Minecraft world that you’ve never told anyone about? Well, our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and uncover even more hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and mysterious portals that will blow your mind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon the legendary diamond dragon that guards the ultimate loot. So come on, join us and let your secrets run wild in our crazy, unpredictable world!

Chunky Chicks Minecraft Server

body positivity, chicks, chunky, Communication, Confidence, consent, doggy style, Exploration, Inclusivity, INTIMATE, mentally challenged, Minecraft, morbidly obese, patience, Pleasure, plus size, POSITIONS, self-care, sensitivity, Server, sex tips, Step-by-Step Guide, Understanding, Virgin

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6966
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as your Google search history? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual playground for your inner child (or inner weirdo, we don’t judge).

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s as diverse as your taste in… unconventional activities. Need a break from building? How about some tips on how to have sex with morbidly obese women doggy style as a virgin? Our players are always willing to share their expertise, no matter how… unique the request.

So come on, dive into our world and let your imagination run wild. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything goes.

Blocky Love Minecraft Server

affectionate, blocky, Bonding, Connection, deep, desire, emotional, Fulfilling, Intimacy, INTIMATE, love, lovemaking, Minecraft, missionary position, passionate, passionate relationship, Physical, Pleasure, Romantic, satisfying, Sensual, Server, sexual

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7397
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Animals Bred:	112
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3626
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your blocky world go from 0 to 100 real quick? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is like a virtual love nest where players engage in passionate lovemaking in the missionary position…with their pickaxes! That’s right, we take mining to a whole new level, if you catch my drift. So come join us and experience the most unique and steamy Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever encountered. Don’t miss out on the fun, because on our server, things are always heating up!

GameShowCraft Server

Argument, Competition, Contestant, disagreement, Dispute, Entertainment, family, gameshow, GameShowCraft, girl, image, MIRROR, question.., quiz, Reflection, right answer, Server, Show, television, tonight, Watching, wrong answer

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7356
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Mines Excavated:	2974
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Join our Minecraft server and settle all your family arguments with a virtual gameshow where the answers are always outrageous! We guarantee that looking in the mirror will never be the same again, as you’ll see yourself transformed into a blocky pixelated version of your wildest dreams. Join us for a fun and chaotic experience that will have you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs a boring old gameshow on TV when you can join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience?

CraftyCash SMP – Mining for Minecraft SMP Bucks!

Analysis, Bucks, budgeting, cost analysis, CraftyCash, economic impact, Financial Advice, financial decisions, financial future, Financial goals, financial health, Financial implications, financial literacy, financial management, Financial Planning, Financial Security, Financial Stability, financial strategies, Investments, long-term financial planning., Minecraft, Mining, money management, personal finance, smp

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4226
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Mines Excavated:	3355
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Gods Slained:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Chimeras Created:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	829	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the craziness you never knew you needed in your life!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, treasure hunts for diamonds hidden in the clouds, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

But wait, there’s more! By joining our SMP, you’ll have the chance to win real-life prizes like a lifetime supply of virtual cookies, a pet dragon that farts rainbows, and a one-on-one dance-off with a creeper (spoiler alert: they’ve got some killer moves).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Trust us, your diamond pickaxe will thank you.

WifeSmokeNoGoAITA

addiction, arguments, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Decision making, disagreement, family, financial issues, habits, health, money management, parenting, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, smoking, stress, Support, Twins, WifeSmokeNoGoAITA

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8495
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mines Excavated:	4494	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	433	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your spouse’s smoking habits? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated fun.

Our server is so addicting, you won’t even have time to think about your wife’s smoking habits. In fact, we guarantee that after just one hour of playing, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to even remember what cigarettes are!

And if your wife ever asks you to buy her cigarettes again, just tell her you’re too busy mining for diamonds on our server. Who needs cigarettes when you have virtual riches to uncover? So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind – including your wife’s smoking habit!

MovieMoment Minecraft SMP

Cinematic, cinematic experience, dramatic, Dreamlike, eXtraordinary, extraordinary event, fairytale, FANTASY, life experiences, MAGICAL, memorable, Minecraft, movie moment, MovieMoment, once in a lifetime, plot twist, smp, Storybook, surreal, surreal moment, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, unforgettable

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	862
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining away in your cozy little cave, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of creepers start dancing around you like they’re in a synchronized flash mob. Just as you think it’s all over, a mysterious figure swoops in on a flying pig and saves the day. Yep, that’s just a typical day on our Minecraft SMP.

Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant chickens, build secret underground lairs with trapdoors that lead to a room full of llamas wearing top hats, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere that leads to a parallel universe where pigs ride on the backs of dragons and cows can speak fluent French. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and a whole lot of llama drama, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of carrots for the llamas.

LonelyCraft: No Friends, Just Blocks!

blocks, coping mechanisms, emotional well being, Friends, ISOLATION, isolation and mental health, isolation coping strategies, isolation help, isolation management, isolation support, Loneliness, loneliness and mental health, loneliness coping strategies, loneliness help, loneliness management, loneliness resources, loneliness support, LonelyCraft, mental health, mental health awareness, self-care, Social Connections, support system

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	193
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Star Shards Collected:	66
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Buildings Constructed:	26

Are you tired of feeling like a lone wolf in the vast world of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to loneliness as you embark on epic adventures with a community of players who will become your new virtual family.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. Legend has it that he’s actually our top builder, creating jaw-dropping structures that will leave you in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. From rainbow-colored creepers to dancing skeletons, you never know what kind of wacky creatures you’ll encounter on your journey.

So why waste another minute feeling lonely when you could be laughing, adventuring, and making memories on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server? Join us now and let the fun begin!

Tekkit Friends: The Server Where We Mod Our Way to Friendship

Boyfriend, BUILD, Community, Friends, friendship, Girlfriend, hang out, hop on, Ip:, Join, Minecraft, mod, Modded, modded fun, Play, Preference, pretty builds, Server, smp, Tekkit, Years

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	328
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	New Chunks Explored:	361266
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Join us on our Tekkit 2 server for a fun and community-oriented Minecraft experience. We love pretty builds and welcome players who share the same passion!
IP Address	tekkit.modded.fun / 173.240.148.215:25601

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How long have you been playing on the server?	My boyfriend and I have been playing together for a few years now.
What type of builds do you prefer?	We have a strong preference for players who like pretty builds, but all are welcome to join!
Can I join the server?	Of course! Just use the provided IP address to connect to our Tekkit 2 server.

BoutineLA Beach Babes Minecraft Server

Babes, Beach, beach fashion, beach queens, beach style, Beach Vibes, beachwear, Bikini Babes, bikini season, boutinela, BoutineLA bikinis, fashion, Minecraft, queen of spades, Queen of Spades tattoo, Server, Style, Summer, Swimwear, swimwear fashion, swimwear trends, tattoos, trend, Women

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5523
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	109	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a woman wearing a BoutineLA bikini on the beach? Well, look no further because our server is the new Queen of Spades tattoos of the gaming world!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own bikini-clad empire, complete with sandcastles and beach parties that would make even the most hardcore beach bum jealous.

But beware, the Queen of Spades tattoos are not just for show – they hold mystical powers that can help you conquer the virtual world and become the ultimate ruler of the server.

So grab your sunscreen, your pickaxe, and your sense of adventure, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us now and let’s make some waves in the Minecraft universe!

SMPFamilyMurderMystery – “My family was murdered, dude that sucks. Bummer man. Minecraft SMP”

Bummer, dark comedy, dude, emotional, family, Grief, horror comedies, horror genre, horror movies, Loss, loved ones, man, Minecraft, Movie, murder, Murdered, reaction, SENSELESS, smp, SMPFamilyMurderMystery, stupid, SUCKS, Thriller, Tragedy, unrealistic reactions, violence

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6515
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Join our wacky SMP where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of chickens armed with pickaxes ambush you! Or how about the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs? Trust us, you’ll never know what to expect on our server!

And don’t even get us started on our epic roleplay events. Last week, we had a showdown between players dressed as giant creepers and players dressed as dancing villagers. It was chaos, but in the best way possible!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server now! Just be prepared for the unexpected and a whole lot of laughs.

Grandma’s Block Party Minecraft Server

abandonment, BLOCK, Communication, coping with loss, dealing with trauma, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family dynamics, Fatherhood, Grandmas, Grandparents, Grief, intervention, mental health, Minecraft, parenting, Party, seeking guidance, seeking help, Server, substance abuse, support system, teenage behavior, teenage rebellion, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3975
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Towns Built:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from all your real-life drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few tears (but hopefully tears of joy).

Our server is so awesome, it will make you forget all about your family issues and personal struggles. Who needs therapy when you can just mine some diamonds and build a castle instead?

Join now and escape into a world where grief and pain don’t exist, only creepers and zombies trying to ruin your day. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret potion that will make all your problems disappear (Disclaimer: potion may or may not actually work, but it’s worth a shot).

So come on, join us and let’s build a new life together in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether or not you have enough wood to finish your epic treehouse. See you there!

WeddingRageCraft

accident, apologies, Boundaries, cake cutting, celebration, Communication, Confrontation, EMBARRASSING, emotions, family, forgiveness, friendship, inclusion, Kids, nephew, Outburst, parenting, screaming, throwing a fit, Wedding, WeddingRageCraft

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3224
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Void Armor Forged:	22
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with cake-cutting catastrophes and family feuds that will make your head spin.

Experience the thrill of accidentally ruining a wedding cake and getting kicked out in front of all your friends and family. Who needs a boring old cake cutting ceremony when you can have a full-blown meltdown instead?

Join now and witness the epic showdown between a bride and her so-called “nephew” who dared to take a bite out of her precious cake. Will there be apologies? Will there be forgiveness? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss out on this insane drama!

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