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| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 5667 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3018 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 10 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
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