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| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 7327 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Farms Harvested: | 333 |
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