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MoaningMinecraftSMP

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3988
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	55
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to spice things up! We have regular events like “The Great Chicken Race” where players have to race their chickens through an obstacle course while avoiding lava pits and creepers. And don’t even get me started on our annual “Piggyback Battle Royale” where players ride on pigs and battle it out with diamond swords!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also known for its hilarious in-game challenges like “The Worst Name to Moan in Bed Challenge” where players have to come up with the most ridiculous names to moan while playing. Trust us, things get pretty wild during that challenge!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes on our server!

Kevin’s BootyCraft Minecraft Server

BootyCraft, Kevin Nash Rape Assault Sexual violence Trauma Black men Detroit Ninety-two Horrifying Helpless Justice Crying Suffering Pain Humiliation Brutality Survival Resilience Recovery Awareness, kevin’s, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5030
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Enchantments Applied:	179
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3290
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the legend of Kevin Nash’s butt lives on! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Witness men in Kevin’s ass, in different shades from brown to brass, all because his butt was…wait for it…RAPED! That’s right, his butt was the victim of a heinous crime by fourteen n*ggers who had no saviors in sight. But fear not, Diesel is crying, semen is flying, and Kevin’s butt is the talk of the town.

In Detroit, Kevin was defenseless and the blackies were pleased as they devoured his ass for dinner. No judge found them guilty, and Kevin felt like he was being railed by horses. But don’t worry, his butt was raped [3x] and the whole world now knows the fate of Big Sexy’s sphincter.

So come on down to our server, where panties are falling, Wolfie is bawling, and Big Zesty is crawling. Will to live has fallen, but the fun has just begun. Join us for a summer of ’92 you’ll never forget, where you’ll be glad it wasn’t you getting your butt raped [3x].

Don’t miss out on the action-packed guitar solos, the crying and pleading from Kevin R. Nash, and the black erections rising. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

BlockyFamilyDrama

Abuse, BELIEF, BlockyFamilyDrama, blood family, Boundaries, Cheating, Court, Evidence, family, forgiveness, GOD, Harassment, healing, love, Manipulation, parental rights, rejection, sibling, step dad, Support, Trauma

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3998
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your crazy family? Look no further! Our server is a safe haven away from all the madness. Join us and build your own virtual family with our friendly community of players.

On our server, you won’t have to deal with abusive dads or crazy stepmoms trying to force you into their dysfunctional family dynamic. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring the vast world of Minecraft.

Plus, if you ever need a break from the chaos, just log on and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. So come join us and leave all the family drama behind – we promise, no one will try to guilt trip you into joining their “loving family” here!

CerealCraft: Where Toys Are Still Cool!

Breakfast, CEREAL, CerealCraft, CHANGE, Childhood, Collectibles, Competition, consumerism, Cool, creativity, Disappointment, incentives, Kids, Marketing, Nostalgia, packaging, Prizes, profit, promotions, regulations, Toys, trends

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9975
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Are you tired of boring old cereal with no fun surprises? Well, join our Minecraft server and we’ll make sure you never have a dull moment again! Our virtual cereal bowls are filled with epic loot and crazy prizes that will make you feel like a kid again. From diamond swords to enchanted armor, you never know what you’ll find in your breakfast bowl. So come join us and start your day off right with a heaping bowl of adventure and excitement!

SushiCraft Minecraft Server

Alarming, deaths, Fatalities, health, INCREASE, investigation, Japan, Japanese supplement, Medical, Minecraft, News, public health, Rise, Safety, Server, side effects, Sudden, Supplements, SushiCraft, Tragedy, update, Warning

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6218
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

lol join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the deadly japanese supplement that is killing players left and right! we have hidden caves filled with diamonds and secret potions that can protect u from the deadly supplement! only the bravest players can survive and conquer this server, so join now before it’s too late! plus, our server has a pet panda that can do backflips and shoot lasers from its eyes, how cool is that?! come join the madness and see if u have what it takes to survive the chaos!

BlockyLove: A Minecraft Marriage

BlockyLove, Marriage, Minecraft

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	460
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1520	Meteorites Collected:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Crops Grown:	6685	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like, da bomb diggity, man. Like, dis server is so lit, even a happily married couple decided to stop living just so dey could play on it together in da afterlife.

We got like, crazy challenges and quests dat will make u pee ur pants with excitement. Like, one time dis dude tried to tame a creeper as a pet and it actually worked. Now he’s got a pet creeper named Bob who follows him around and blows up stuff on command.

And don’t even get me started on da PvP battles. It’s like a freakin’ war zone up in here, man. U gotta be on ur toes at all times or u might get rekt by some noob with a wooden sword.

So come join us on dis server and experience da madness for urself. Who knows, maybe u’ll even meet ur soulmate and decide to stop living just so u can play Minecraft together forever.

REDE MTV

advancement, Cash, Farms, MCMMO, Mini Games, Minions, MONEY, RANK, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2629
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Gods Slained:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

vanilla survival with advancement to top1 mcmmo, rank, money, cash and much more with assistant minions to help with farms

104.234.224.212:25729

ArcticChill Minecraft Server

ArcticChill, bitter cold, bone-chilling, bundle up, chilly, cold, cold snap, cold weather, Freezing, Frigid, Frostbite, frosty, Harsh, help needed, hypothermia, ICY, Minecraft, Server, Shivering, subzero temperatures, Winter, winter blues, winter chill

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5263
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
New Chunks Explored:	243205	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Are you tired of freezing your blocky butt off in this harsh winter weather? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a virtual world where the sun is always shining and the only ice you’ll see is in your cool drinks by the poolside.

Our server is so hot, it’ll melt the snow off your pixelated nose and warm your pixelated toes. Plus, we have a secret underground lava spa where you can relax and unwind after a long day of mining and building.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to winter woes! Your virtual paradise awaits, my friend.

CraftyTime Travel Minecraft Server

100 meters, achievement, athletic accomplishment, Athletics, CraftyTime, fast runner, German athlete, GROUNDBREAKING, historical moment, History, milestone, Minecraft, record-breaking, Running, Server, SPEED, speed record, sports, sprinting, track and field, track history, travel, under 10 seconds, World record

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6326
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8655	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Yesterday, our server made history too! We had the first player ever build a castle in under 10 seconds – and it was made entirely out of diamond blocks! Join us and be a part of the madness as we break records left and right. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. The possibilities are endless on our server – come join the fun!

JunkDrawerCraft

cleaning up, clutter, decluttering, hoarding tendencies, home organization, household items, junk collection, junk drawer, junk drawer essentials, JunkDrawerCraft, knick knacks, messy drawer, Minimalism, miscellaneous items, odds and ends, organization, organizing chaos, random objects, sorting through junk, storage solutions, tidying up

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9273
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	New Chunks Explored:	551186

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate junk drawer of the Minecraft world! Why settle for just any old server when you can join ours and experience the chaos and madness that comes with it?

Our server is so wild that the only item a junk drawer must have before becoming a true junk drawer is a diamond-encrusted rubber chicken! Yes, you heard that right. This rare and valuable item is the key to unlocking all the craziness that our server has to offer.

But that’s not all! Once you join our server, you’ll be greeted by a band of mischievous llamas who will guide you through our wacky world. From giant floating islands made entirely of cake to secret underground lairs filled with treasure, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs a regular old junk drawer when you can have a diamond-encrusted rubber chicken and llamas as your guides?

BoomerBlastMC

baby boomer generation, baby boomers, blame game, BoomerBlastMC, Boomers, cultural analysis, cultural criticism, cultural shifts, economic disparities, generational criticism, generational divide, generational perspectives, generational stereotypes, intergenerational conflict, social commentary, societal breakdown, societal change, societal impact, societal issues, Western countries, western society

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9173
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz we got BOOMERS running wild and causing chaos! These Boomers ain’t like ur regular old folks, they be out here griefing and trolling like there’s no tomorrow. But hey, that’s what makes our server so lit!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle, when suddenly a group of Boomers roll up in their wheelchairs and start TNT-ing everything in sight. It’s a total mayhem, but hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground Boomer fight club where these oldies duke it out in epic battles. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Boomer take down a creeper with nothing but a cane and some denture cream.

So come on down to our server and witness the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring some earplugs, ’cause these Boomers can get pretty rowdy!