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  • Blocky Regrets: Minecraft SMP

    Blocky Regrets: Minecraft SMP

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    Hey, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of building your base, only for a creeper to show up like it’s auditioning for a role in some bad horror flick? Well, listen up because I’m here to tell you why you need to join this totally-legit, not-at-all ridiculous Minecraft SMP (the one without a name, because who needs a name, am I right?).

    First off, this SMP has got more drama than a soap opera directed by a potato! Last week, Jerry the Enderman got into a heated argument with Lisa the Zombie over who would win in a dance-off. Spoiler alert: they both lost and fell into a lava pit while trying to do the cha-cha. Now there’s a lava dance craze sweeping the server, and it’s fire (pun totally intended)!

    Also, did I mention that there’s a quest to find the mythical Golden Pickaxe of Infinite Chickens? That’s right, you can literally mine diamonds while chickens rain from the sky! I once thought I found it in a swamp, but it turned out to be just a really shiny potato… and still tasted amazing mashed.

    Oh, and let’s talk about the legendary “Creeper Olympics.” We’re talking high-flying explosions and synchronized sneaky jumps! It’s a whole event that results in more chaos than a cat in a room full of laser pointers. The last event ended with an actual explosion, and now we have a permanent “memory hole” in front of spawn. Some say it’s haunted by the soul of a lost noob who never learned how to swim in lava.

    And don’t even get me started on our server’s official mascot—Greg the Glittering Pig! He wears diamonds like a fashion icon and does catwalk struts on player-made runways! Plus, if you feed him a golden apple, he’ll open a portal to the “Dimension of Eternal Snacks.” I once got lost there for three weeks and came out only to realize I had been living on nothing but enchanted cupcakes… totally worth it.

    Join us if you want to experience wild conspiracy theories about the existence of Herobrine’s long-lost cousin who is actually just a guy named Gary who forgot to change his skin! Or if you want to participate in our annual “Who Can Survive the Most Explosions While Riding a Pig?” contest. Last year, some dude ended up facing a lava fountain while juggling beds—legend has it he’s still floating around somewhere crying diamonds.

    So if you’re ready for chaos, insanity, and probably a potato-based experience, get your pickaxe ready and dive into this Minecraft SMP! Just don’t forget to bring snacks, because you never know when you’re going to end up in another dimension or accidentally summon a horde of angry llamas. You gotta be prepared!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • RybahaMine – minecraft survival 1.12.2 – 1.16.5 Minecraft server

    RybahaMine – minecraft survival 1.12.2 – 1.16.5 Minecraft server

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    RybahaMine is a server where you can relax and play in a calm environment without GMs and other things, and if you get tired, you can participate in events from the administrators! With us, you can either buy things in the store and sell them there, or trade with players.

    We have

    Responsive administration Beautiful spawn Frequent events Cheap donations

    rybahamine.joinserver.ru

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Kill.EU

    Kill.EU

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    Towny Server — Chill — Discord — plugins — Relax

    A New Medieval-like server with a hand built spawn, a variety of plugins. Jobs to earn cash, Working shop and so much more! Join our discord and server! We are looking for staff members to help us work the plugins such as Towny, as well as run the server as it gains a larger populous.

    51.89.25.238:25584

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Cubit

    Cubit

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    The goal of Cubit, is to emulate a modpack experience in Vanilla Minecraft; including dungeons, tech, recipes, and quests. It is still a WIP currently, but if you would like updates on progress, please join the discord listed on the server page.

    play.cubitmc.com

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Jammed network

    Jammed network

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    Jammed Network

    ◆ Full Skyblock Experience– Island Bank– Structures (Create & save structures)– Ore Generator– Leaderboards (Payouts)– Stackables (Stack Valuable Blocks)– Upgrades (Buy island upgrades with Economy)– Challenges

    ◆ Friendly & Amazing Community

    ◆ SeasonPass– 50+ Quests Included– Free/Premium Passes– Endless amounts of Entertainment

    ◆ Leaderboard Payouts

    ◆ Skyblock Minions– Miner (Mines the block in-front, upgraded miner smelts ore / mines multiple blocks in front)– Slayer (Kills mobs within a certain range)– Collector (Collects Items within a certain range)– Feeder (Feeds minions within a certain range)– Lumberjack (Chops wood & leaves within a certain range)– Farmer (Farms farmland within a certain range)– Fisher (Catches fish within water pools located infront of the minion)– Seller (Sells items found in its attached chest)

    ◆ Active Staff & Need Staff

    ◆ & much more!

    play.jammed.cc

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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