Why should you join? Well, for starters, we’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring.
Plus, our players are more lit than a bonfire on the beach. So come on over and let’s get this party started!
Join us for a chance to show off your freshly scented behind in epic PvP battles, where your opponents won’t know what hit them (or rather, what smells so good). Who needs armor when you’ve got a tantalizing aroma that will distract even the most skilled players?
So come on, dive into our server and let your scent do the talking. Who knows, maybe you’ll even attract a special someone who appreciates a well-seasoned player. It’s a crazy idea, but hey, in Minecraft, anything is possible!
Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with butt-clenching excitement and unexpected twists and turns. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of one big, happy family…with a few eccentric aunts and uncles thrown in for good measure.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig deep into the fun! And remember, on our server, cleanliness is next to godliness…especially when it comes to preparing for anal.
| Server Name | colesium.org |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Anarchy |
| Rules | No rules |
| IP Address | colesium.org |
| Version | 1.20.4 |
A: Yes, hacks are allowed on the server, as it is an anarchy server with no rules.
A: Yes, swearing is allowed on the server.
A: There are no restrictions on raiding on the server.
A: No, there is no queue to join the server.
A: The server does not give out OP to maintain a fair playing field for all players.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that the winner of the Olympics will receive a real-life diamond sword! And not just any diamond sword, but one that can actually slice through blocks like butter. Imagine the possibilities!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start training for the most ridiculous Olympics you’ll ever compete in! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft champion and walk away with a prize that will make all your friends jealous.
| Features | Tired of smp’s dying off |
|---|---|
| Community | Stable community for past few years |
| Discord | Encourages playing variety of games |
| Membership | Very welcoming to new members |
| Build Projects | Major build projects always underway |
| Rules | Light rules but no hackers or griefers allowed |
| Join Discord | Click here to join Discord |
A: The server has been active for the past few years.
A: Yes, we are very welcoming to new members.
A: Yes, major build projects are always underway on the server.
A: We are light on rules but do not tolerate hackers or griefers.
A: Yes, all members must join the Discord to join the Minecraft server.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by a dog with a mustache riding a pig with wings. And that was just the beginning of their crazy adventures in our wacky world!
But wait, there’s more! We have flying llamas that shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes, talking dolphins that give you quests, and a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers.
So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and absurdity, then come join us on our server! Just be prepared for some seriously shitty animations along the way.