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Jerked Off Blocks Minecraft SMP

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🎉🌈 Welcome to the most absurd Minecraft SMP you’ll ever stumble upon! Like, you won’t even believe this place exists—seriously, it’s like your wildest dreams and nightmares had a baby and that baby was raised by llamas wearing sombreros. 😱🎈

Here’s 7 totally legit reasons to join this chaotic cluster of blocks and pixels that make zero sense but are totally awesome:

Frog Worshipping: Did you know we have a secret frog cult? 🐸 Yeah, they’re the supreme overlords of our land, and you must offer them a stack of dirt every full moon or they WILL curse your crops with eternal thorns. And trust me, nobody wants that.
Potato Fighting Tournaments: You heard me. We have potato fistfights every Tuesday. 🔥🥔 It’s like a UFC event but with spuds! Winner gets a mythical golden potato that grants you +50% swag. Or was it freedom? Either way, you’re gonna look fabulous.
The Great Enderman Drama: Our Enderman has a flair for the dramatic and constantly shifts dimensions to practice his one-man shows. 🎭 Last week he did “Hamlet” but like… in Enderman language. It was SO confusing but wildly entertaining! Join us for the next performance, or risk having to hear about it in every chat for the next month.
Time-Traveling Villagers: These guys are the REAL deal! Meet villagers from, like, alternate dimensions where they sell you enchanted items made from rainbow unicorn horns! ⏳🦄 But if you trade with them three times, you get sucked into a wormhole of Minecraft conspiracy theories. Spoiler: Notch is actually a time-traveling cat.
Reverse Hunger Games, But Better: Instead of fighting each other, we ALL work together to fight off… uh… rogue llamas who have learned to use bows and arrows! 🦙🏹 Last week they almost took over the spawn area because someone accidentally fed them cooked steak. Don’t make that mistake, okay?!
Cursed Treasure Map to Nowhere: We found a treasure map that leads to a chest filled with… nothing??💰 But if you find it, you’re granted the ability to say “YET ANOTHER EGG” in conversation and we’ll have to act like it’s super profound. It’s wild how deep it gets, trust me!
Epic Fishing Contests with Ghosts: 🤡 Every weekend, we summon the spirits of the original creators of Minecraft to judge our fishing skills while riding giant squids. The loser has to wear a pumpkin on their head for the week and sing “Baby Shark” in chat. It’s like having a karaoke party, but with more existential dread.

So, grab your pickaxe, leave your sanity at the door, and come join this glorious mess of an SMP! You won’t regret it—unless you’re a serious person. 😜 Otherwise, let’s break every rule of logic and make some legendary tales!

BlockButtAdventures

pleasure seeking, personal boundaries, taboo, anal pleasure, butt stuff

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us and discover a world where the best and worst things you’ve put up your ass are just the beginning of the crazy adventures that await you. From diamond pickaxes to enchanted golden apples, there’s no limit to the insanity you’ll encounter on our server. So come on, join us and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into – just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers!

“SMP Shenanigans with No. 101904412” – Minecraft SMP

folklore, Mystery, mystical, legend, Supernatural

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and the pigs can fly (literally, we have jetpacks for pigs)!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And don’t even get us started on the talking cows who give out sage advice on how to build the perfect castle.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your pixelated life!

MomRageCraft

anonymous messages, school community, Support, social etiquette, teenage struggles

Looking for a Minecraft server that feels like a second home? Look no further! Our server is like a cozy virtual house where you can hang out with your best friends and build epic creations together.

Join us and meet our amazing community, including “Alice” who is basically part of the family now. She’s always around, just like that one friend who never leaves your house. But hey, we love her and you will too!

We even have virtual performances like in Alice’s school, but with a twist – instead of singing, dancing, and acting, we have building, mining, and crafting competitions! And don’t worry, we won’t judge you if you prefer building over dancing.

Plus, if your virtual mom doesn’t appreciate your Minecraft skills, we’ll send her a strongly worded anonymous message to set her straight. Because on our server, we stick up for each other like a virtual family.

So come join us and experience the virtual love and support that only our Minecraft server can provide. And remember, on our server, everyone is an AITA – Awesome In The Adventure!

SeriesSillies

Favorite, episodic, Entertainment, recurring, binge watch

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further, because our server is like a never-ending series of wacky adventures that will leave you laughing until you cry! Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will challenge you to a game of chicken jousting. So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server around, join us today!

BorderPushersMC

eastern europe, territorial dispute, Conflict, Defense, Political unrest

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight like ukraine’s forces pushing along the border front but with more diamond swords and less political tension. we have crazy battles with creepers and zombies that will make you feel like a russian commander leading your troops to victory. join now for the most intense and hilarious minecraft experience of your life!

GynoCraft: Barbie’s Checkup

gynecologic care, Awareness, barbie, closing line, Interest

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a Barbie movie but wit gynecology twist! Imagine building a gynecologist’s office in Minecraft and helping Barbie with her lady bits! It’s like a whole new level of role-playing, but with pixelated vaginas and stuff. Plus, u can dress up ur character in cute doctor outfits and perform virtual pelvic exams on blocky patients. It’s a gynecologist’s dream come true, all thanks to Barbie and her iconic line about seeing her gynecologist. So come join da fun and let’s explore da world of gynecology in Minecraft together!

ShamelessDogButt Minecraft Server

Prove, comedy, BIZARRE, EMBARRASSING, Pets

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where even the dogs are getting in on the action! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a group of dogs decided to have a karaoke night at our Azki and Aqua Lounge. But instead of singing, they just shamelessly shoved their asses into the microphone! It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and even starting a llama dance party in the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco where the creepers like to boogie down.

So come join us on our server and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get up to next!

BunnyHunnyMinecraftSMP

funny, writing a poem, MONEY, honey bunny, sunny runny

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a giant bunny comes hopping by, leaving a trail of rainbow-colored blocks in its wake. You follow it through a portal and find yourself in a land where everything is upside down and pigs fly (literally). But don’t worry, our resident wizard can help you navigate this topsy-turvy world with his trusty wand of confusion.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party complete with dancing creepers and skeleton DJs spinning the hottest tracks. Oh, and did we mention that the winner of the dance-off gets a stack of enchanted golden apples? Talk about motivation!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few bunnies along the way. Who knows, you might just find yourself rhyming with “funny” by the time you’re done!

TrashCraft Minecraft Server

healing, Boundaries, photo album, Loss, Resentment

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world and forget about all the craziness happening in your real life.

Join us and leave behind the drama of overbearing stepmothers and absentee fathers. Our server is a place where you can create your own family with fellow players who understand the struggle of dealing with toxic family members.

Build a virtual world where you can surround yourself with happy memories, unlike the ones forced upon you by your dad’s wife. Let go of the past and create a new beginning in a world where you are free to be yourself without judgment.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and start fresh in a world where you can be whoever you want to be, without any unwanted family photo albums getting in your way. Let’s build a new family together, one block at a time!