Join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where threesomes aren’t just allowed, they’re encouraged! Build, mine, and craft with not one, not two, but THREE fellow players at the same time! Who knew multiplayer could be so steamy?
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dungeon, where players can test their skills and bravery in a quest for rare loot and epic rewards. Rumor has it that only those who have had a threesome experience can unlock the secrets of the Diamond Dungeon. Are you up for the challenge?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget!
And don’t worry about being a Minecraft virgin, our community is so welcoming and intuitive that no one will judge you for your lack of experience. Just like how sex was easy and intuitive for you, navigating our SMP will be a breeze. So come join us and let’s build something massive together!
Our server is like no other, where you can mine for diamonds while dodging pesky zombies and skeletons. But that’s not all – we have a special surprise waiting for you at the end of every rainbow block!
Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden village filled with villagers who traded emeralds for the most outrageous items. From enchanted swords to magical potions, you never know what you’ll find in this wacky world.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava-filled pool? It’s the hottest spot on the server, literally!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft journey and who knows, you might just find your very own Bolivian prostitute with a massive bunda waiting for you at the end of the rainbow. Just kidding, but seriously, join us now for a wild time you’ll never forget!
Our Anima Squad includes Illaoi, Yasuo, Xayah, and even a Legendary Seraphine who will serenade you with her music. But that’s not all, we also have a Mythic Variant of Miss Fortune who will bring chaos to the battlefield, along with Yuumi and Leona in their prestigious forms.
And don’t forget about our Primordian champions like Bel’Veth, Briar, Rek’Sai, and Aatrox who will unleash their powers upon anyone who dares to challenge them.
Join us now for the craziest adventures, the most epic battles, and the wildest stories you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today and let the madness begin!
We understand the struggles of dealing with difficult family members, which is why we offer a safe space for you to unleash your frustrations and let loose. Need to yell and scream? Go for it! Want to ignore your responsibilities and play Minecraft all day? We’ve got you covered.
Our server is the perfect place to let out all your pent-up anger and frustration, just like how your sister throws tantrums to get her way. And don’t worry, we won’t ground you or take away your electronics – we encourage you to let it all out in the virtual world.
So come join us and release all that built-up tension in a fun and hilarious way. Who knows, maybe after a session on our server, dealing with your sister will seem like a piece of cake. Let’s game on, and remember – it’s okay to be a little bratty sometimes!
Ever wanted to create a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks? Or maybe you’ve dreamt of constructing a roller coaster that launches unsuspecting players into the sky? On our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky building restrictions).
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server lies a hidden treasure so valuable, it could make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. Are you brave enough to embark on a quest to find it? Or will you be too busy pranking your fellow players with exploding chickens and invisible walls?
So come join us on our server, where secrets are meant to be shared and chaos reigns supreme. Who knows, you might just discover a side of yourself you never knew existed. Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server…or does it? 😉
The Club SMP is a 16+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing.
Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay.
| CPU | AMD Ryzen 5 7600X |
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| RAM | 8GB DDR5-6000 CL30 (32GB total) |
| Location | San Jose, California, United States |
| Platform | Fabric 1.21 |
Datapacks:
Optional client-sided modpack: The Club SMP Experience Edition