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Cock-Comparing Homies Minecraft SMP

body image, CockComparing, friendship, Gender Roles, group dynamics, healthy relationships, homies, intimate conversations, locker room talk, male bonding, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, open communication, peer pressure, personal boundaries, Self Discovery, self esteem, sexual curiosity, sexual exploration, smp, social norms, societal expectations, taboo topics

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2124
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Enchantments Applied:	107	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Emeralds Found:	8573
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where comparing cocks with your homies is not only normal, it’s encouraged! Our server is the perfect place to show off your pixelated peen and see who reigns supreme in the realm of blocky manhood.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the one and only Colonel Cluckington. Join forces with these feathered fiends as they march across the land, clucking their way to victory and leaving a trail of chaos in their wake.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at our infamous lava parkour course? Test your skills and see if you have what it takes to navigate a treacherous path of fiery death and destruction. It’s a real blast!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a cock-tastic adventure like no other. Just remember, size doesn’t matter…unless you’re talking about your diamond sword, of course!

Minecraft server: /dft/ – Discord FapCraft

adult chat, adult content, dft, dirty talk, Discord, erotic chat, fantasies, FANTASY, FapCraft, fappy talky, fetishes, intimate conversations, jerk off, kink, Minecraft, naughty talk, NSFW, Pleasure, Roleplay, satisfaction, Seaside, Server, sexual desires

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5306
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Dragon Eggs Found:	6337	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join us for some saucy seaside fun as we discuss our wildest fetishes, post tags that will make you blush, and yes, even have a little “alone time” if you catch our drift. Who knew Minecraft could be so steamy? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild ride that you’ll never forget!

ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans

#announcement, #classified information, Disclosure, exclusive, Government, government officials, leadership, national security, Oct 16, parliamentary leaders, Plans, Politics, President Zelensky, secret, secret plan, strategy, strategy briefing, Top, top lawmaker, Ukraine, Unveiling, victory plan, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	725
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	280
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server

abandonware, adventure game, Classic Game, copyright infringement, Cyberpunk, Den, Download, emulation, Gaming, Gaming Community, hideo kojima, illegal, iso, long tail tag, Minecraft, PC, Pirate, Pirates, Policenauts, retro gaming, ROM, Server, Snatcher

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2531
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	1369

Arr matey! Ye be lookin’ for a place to plunder the treasures of Policenauts and play it on yer trusty ol’ PC? Well, look no further me hearties, for this Minecraft server be the perfect place for ye!

Join us on this wild adventure where ye can sail the seven seas of pixels, fight off creepers and zombies with yer mighty sword, and search for buried chests filled with the precious loot of Policenauts.

But beware, for there be a fearsome pirate captain who guards the game with his life, ready to challenge any landlubber who dares to steal his booty. So gather yer crew, sharpen yer swords, and set sail for the most epic Minecraft server ye ever did see! Yarrrr!

Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP

Blockchain, blockchain development, blockchain technology, Chainlink Labs, Complaints, cryptocurrency, data manipulation, decentralized finance, Défi, digital assets, financial ecosystem, implementation detail, innovation, Minecraft, oracle network, Secure, smart contracts, smp, stealing fees, stop complaining, StopComplainingAboutChainlinkLabsStealingThe, transparency, trustless

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1894
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5713
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Buildings Constructed:	17
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandal, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Forget about Chainlink Labs stealing fees, on our server, the real drama is who stole the last piece of cake from the communal chest! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place over who gets to control the petting zoo (yes, we have a petting zoo, don’t ask why).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more exciting than a llama race on ice, come join us! Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP

childhood beliefs, childhood fantasies, childhood fantasies come true, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood magic, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood naivety, childhood tales, childhood whimsy, childhood wonder, ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP, funny childhood memories, funny stories, imaginative thinking, naive beliefs, ridiculous beliefs, silly childhood beliefs, silly misconceptions

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3296
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Divine Spears Created:	24	Towns Built:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of believing in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy! Our server is filled with magical wonders and mystical creatures that will make you question everything you thought you knew as a child.

Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be able to ride unicorns and fly on the backs of dragons. We even have a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with all the toys you ever dreamed of as a child. From Barbie dolls to action figures, you’ll never run out of things to play with on our server.

So come join us and let your inner child run wild in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even rediscover that sense of wonder and imagination that you thought you lost long ago.

BlockBucks Adventures

Adventures, Blockbucks, career fulfillment, doing what I love, dream job, financial freedom, following my dreams, living my best life, living my ideal life, living without worry, no boundaries, no financial constraints, no limitations, passion project, pursuing my dreams, pursuing my goals, pursuing my passions, ultimate happiness, unlimited possibilities, unlimited resources, without financial worries

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3715
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Love Letters Sent:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

If money wasn’t an issue, you’d probably be joining our Minecraft server right now and living out your wildest blocky dreams! Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player – rumor has it he’s a total noob at PvP though.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a team of ninja villagers. And every full moon, a magical unicorn parade marches through the land, spreading rainbow sparkles and good vibes to all who witness it.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft wonderland? Join now and let the madness begin!

Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!

Astronomy, Burned, burned out, Cosmic, Dark, Dead, Distance, Existential, Light, Mystery, night sky, past, Perception, Reality, SKY, speculation, Stars, theory, Time, Universe, unknown, Wonder

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5469
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	38	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mines Excavated:	2501
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

yo, u ever think about how the stars r like, dead af but we still see their light? it’s like a ghost party up in the sky, man. speaking of ghost parties, come join our minecraft server where the creepers throw the sickest raves and the zombies are actually really good dancers.

we got pigs that can fly, cows that tell dad jokes, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world (literally, cuz the stars are dead, remember?), then come on down and let’s get blocky together. trust me, it’ll be a blast – just like those ghost stars in the sky.

FreePvP

/warp box, Anarchy, Cross-Play, Explore, FreePvP, Friends, Kit, KitPvP, PvP, random people, Survival, Vanilla, world

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8971
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Star Shards Collected:	261
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Animals Bred:	119

FreePvP – The ultimate PvP-based server. Free kit when you join! Feel free to explore the world or PvP with friends or random people with /warp box.

freepvp.rostech.dev

Rogan’s Minecraft Server: Kamala’s Surprise

American politics, campaign trail, Campaigning, Democratic candidate, election 2020, Election boost, Election Coverage, election strategy, election tactics, Independent news, Joe Rogan Podcast, kamala harris, Kamalas, Media appearance, Minecraft, Political interview, political podcast, Presidential election, rogans, Server, Surprise, surprise appearance, trump, us politics, vice president

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7840
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3946	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9952	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re running for president? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Kamala Harris herself is considering joining just to boost her chances in the next election. Imagine building your own White House replica and giving speeches to virtual crowds of villagers who hang on your every word. Plus, rumor has it Joe Rogan might even stop by for a podcast episode about the importance of mining diamonds. Join now and start your journey to virtual political stardom!

Another Movie About The Negros And The Most Unrealistic Thing… Minecraft SMP

African American, Animals, care, Cinema, civil rights, cultural appropriation, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Hollywood, injustice, Minecraft, Minority, Movie, negros, prejudice, racism, representation, smp, Social Issues, Stereotypes, thing.., unrealistic

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7060
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Emeralds Found:	9166
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we come up with! Join us if you want to experience a server where the villagers have taken over and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. But don’t worry, they’re pretty chill once you get to know them.

We’ve got a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves.

But the real reason you should join our SMP? We have a group of llamas who have mastered the art of parkour and challenge players to race them for epic prizes. Plus, our nether is filled with friendly pigmen who love to trade rare items for stacks of cooked porkchops.

So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie apocalypse), come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they have a tendency to photobomb your epic builds at the worst possible moment.

BlockyHub – No Quitting Allowed!

Allowed, BlockyHub, career, career advancement, Communication, conflict of interest, Decision making, employee handbook, family, Financial Security, job promotion, job satisfaction, job security, loyalty, Marriage, personal values, professional relationships, Quitting, resignation, University, university policy, work-life balance, workplace dynamics

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	209
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is just as intense as this 41F’s dilemma!

Join us for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a world where you can build your own empire without worrying about workplace politics.

On our server, you can make 145k diamonds a day (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?) and never have to worry about quitting your job for your husband’s promotion.

Who needs a university job when you can be the ruler of your own Minecraft kingdom? Join now and let’s build a world where crazy employee handbooks and office drama don’t exist!