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| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 4947 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 4157 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 3045 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 13 |
Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP out there – /dft/! Join us for a server like no other, where you can post your kinkiest tags, chat about your weirdest fetishes, and even have a good ol’ fap session with your fellow players.
In our Nurse on Duty edition, you’ll have the pleasure of being healed by our resident sexy nurse whenever you take damage in-game. But be warned, she might just be a little too eager to give you a sponge bath…
So why join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a Minecraft server where you can explore your wildest fantasies while building epic structures and battling mobs? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a good time.
So come on and join us at /dft/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection, if things get a little too steamy).
