Yo, you ever wanted to scrub your bootyhole with a toothbrush? Well, on our server, you can do just that! We have thong-wearing mobs that will make your butt itch like crazy, but don’t worry, we provide toothbrushes for all our players. Join now for the most bizarre Minecraft experience of your life! And remember, scrubbing is caring!
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ThongScratchCraft
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LipBalmCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where the only rule is to apply lip balm to your anus for good luck! the more lip balm you use, the more diamonds you find in the game! we have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, ready to trade you rare items for your excess lip balm. our server is guarded by a giant chicken named cluckington who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to attack. so come on down and join the lip balm revolution, where your anus will thank you for it!
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CraftyBootyCleanse
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a clean and anal-ready experience like no other! Our server is so pristine and well-maintained, you won’t have to worry about any unwanted surprises while exploring our virtual world.Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with butt-clenching excitement and unexpected twists and turns. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of one big, happy family…with a few eccentric aunts and uncles thrown in for good measure.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig deep into the fun! And remember, on our server, cleanliness is next to godliness…especially when it comes to preparing for anal.