INTIMATE Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Roadside Oasis 1.20.4

1.20.4, adult activities, awkward situation, couple, Disgusting, disruptive, EMBARRASSING, Inappropriate Behavior, INTIMATE, late night, loud sex, Motel, noisy neighbors, Oasis, Obnoxious, privacy, public display, ROADSIDE, roadside hotel, scandalous, thin walls, UNCOMFORTABLE, Unexpected Encounter

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6097
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
New Chunks Explored:	790014	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Yo, bro, forget about roadside hotels and loud sex, come join our Minecraft server where the only loud noises you’ll hear are the sound of creepers exploding and players yelling “TIMBER” when they chop down trees! Plus, our female players are way less obnoxious and disgusting than that woman, trust me. So what are you waiting for? Join now for a wild ride of blocky adventures and questionable sanity!

Blocky Booty Surprise

blocky, BOOTY, INTIMATE, memorable, out of the blue, Random, sexual experience, spontaneous, Surprise, Surprising, surprising encounter, surprising event, surprising moment, surprising rendezvous, surprising situation, unanticipated, Unconventional, unexpected, unexpected connection, unexpected intimacy, unforeseen, Unplanned, UNUSUAL

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5250
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Enchantments Applied:	135
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, you never know when you’ll stumble upon a wild and unexpected sexual encounter! Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly finding yourself in a steamy love triangle with two creepers. Or maybe you’re just peacefully farming when a group of zombies decides to spice things up with a little roleplay. Join us for a truly unforgettable and unpredictable Minecraft experience!

Pixel Love Quest

anniversary, Bond, cherish, Connection, Happiness, Heartwarming, INTIMATE, joy, Laughter, love, memorable moment, milestone, partner, PIXEL, Quest, relationship, romance, shared experience, Significant, Special, Spouse, unforgettable

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8772
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring date nights with your partner? Looking for a way to spice things up and create unforgettable memories together? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wacky adventure where you and your partner can build a virtual love nest together, mine for diamonds as a team, and battle creepy mobs side by side. Who needs a fancy dinner when you can bond over crafting the perfect pixelated castle?

Imagine the thrill of escaping a horde of zombies together, the joy of discovering a hidden treasure chest, and the laughter that comes from accidentally setting off TNT in your own base (oops!).

So ditch the traditional date night and embark on a hilarious and heart-pounding journey with your partner on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find that diamonds aren’t the only thing worth mining for in this pixelated paradise!

Blocky Love Adventures

Adventure, Adventures, blocky, comedy, Drama, Entertainment, Explanation, FANTASY, funny, humor, INTIMATE, long tail tag, love, movie title, Passion, Personal, relationships, Romantic, sex life, tagline

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6544
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like the wildest movie you’ve ever seen! Imagine a world where creepers twerk, zombies breakdance, and skeletons do the cha-cha! Join us for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you saying, “That was better than my sex life…which is like a mix between Fifty Shades of Grey and The Exorcist!” So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the insanity begin!

SpouseCraft: My Person 💖

adorable, affectionate, Bond, Connection, cute, Details, endearing, INTIMATE, love, Marriage, partner, person, QUIRKS, relationship, Significant Other, soulmate, Special, Specific, Spouse, SpouseCraft, Unique

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8045
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3117	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and discover the secret underground society of dancing pigs who have perfected the art of the moonwalk. Yes, you read that right – pigs who can dance better than most players!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of chickens who lay diamond eggs. Forget about mining for hours on end, just hang out with these clucky companions and watch the diamonds roll in.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden village populated entirely by llamas who have mastered the art of stand-up comedy. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a llama tell a knock-knock joke.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most entertaining Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Who needs boring old mining when you can hang out with dancing pigs, diamond-laying chickens, and joke-telling llamas? It’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

PixelLoveLand

Bond, closeness, Connection, deep, delicate, emotional, hidden, innocent, INTIMATE, Meaningful, Personal, Personal Details, PixelLoveLand, Private, relationships, REVEALING, Secrets, Sensitive, Special, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6534
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Void Armor Forged:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated chaos!

Join us for a chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, and discover a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical forest where the trees grow diamonds and the rivers flow with lava (don’t worry, we provide fireproof swimsuits).

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life, then come join us on our server! Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

Mystic Realm Craft 1.20.6

1.20.6, adult content, ANONYMOUS, anonymous confession, chudai, Craft, desire, erotic story, Erotic Writing, explicit, FANTASY, Forbidden, INTIMATE, Lust, mystic, Naughty, Passion, Pleasure, Realm, seduction, Sensual, sexual encounter, Steamy, temptation

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9460
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead!

Dude, you can build a giant castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and ride around on a flying pig while shooting laser beams from your eyes.

And get this, the villagers are all secretly aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the world with their secret dance parties.

Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited cookies that only the bravest adventurers can find.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of madness and mayhem, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Bootylicious Minecraft Server

Alluring, Anal, anatomy, attraction, Body, Bootylicious, buttholes, controversial, desire, explicit, fetish, Forbidden, INTIMATE, Minecraft, Pleasure, Private, Provocative, reconcile, Server, Sexy, shithole, taboo, Truth

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2141
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dimension Hops:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where buttholes are not only sexy to look at, but they are also the key to unlocking hidden treasures and secret passages! Join us for a wild adventure filled with butt-shaped dungeons, poop-themed challenges, and a community of players who appreciate the beauty of the humble shithole.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the bowels of our server lies a legendary diamond encrusted toilet, guarded by a giant turd monster. Will you be brave enough to face this smelly foe and claim the throne as the ultimate butt champion?

So come on, don’t be shy! Dive headfirst into this ridiculous world of buttholes and discover the true meaning of friendship, teamwork, and a whole lot of poop jokes. Join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever laid eyes on!

Blocky Love Minecraft Server

Alluring, attractive, blocky, Captivating, charming, desire, enticing, FANTASY, flirtatious, I’d fuck me, INTIMATE, love, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, passionate, Provocative, seductive, Sensual, Server, Sexy, temptation, Would you fuck me

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3111
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Love Letters Sent:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	658	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Emeralds Found:	2421
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where the real fun begins! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles appear out of nowhere. And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where creepers show off their killer dance moves. So, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join us and remember, “Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me.”

Crafty Anonymous Minecraft Server

adult content, ANONYMOUS, confidentiality, Crafty, desire, discretion, Erotic, FANTASY, Forbidden, INTIMATE, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, no. 90792538, Passion, Personal, Pleasure, Private, relationships, Sensual, Server, sex, Steamy

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6643
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ores Mined:	2619	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Endless Night Skies:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are all about building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is all about SEX! That’s right, we’ve got sexy skins, hot tubs, and even a strip club where you can show off your pixelated assets. Join us for a wild ride filled with naughty adventures and scandalous shenanigans. Who needs diamonds when you can have a good time with your fellow players? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the sexy fun begin!

Gooney World

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Feed The Beast, Hardcore, hypixel, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3508
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Star Shards Collected:	187
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

1.21.1 Factions, McMMO, SMP 24/7! Hello, my name is GooneyGoblin. I’m a twitch streamer and I decided to make a minecraft server to pass the time. I’m dedicating myself to this server and making sure it’s a reliable place for people to come and always play. Please help me grow by supporting me and playing on my server! Thank you!

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Crafty DALL-E 3 Minecraft Server

AI creativity, AI Innovation, ai technology, Artificial Intelligence, bing.com/create, computer vision, Crafty, Creative AI, Creative Tools, dall e, dalle, deep learning, digital art, digital creativity, Generative Art, Image Creation, Image Generation, image synthesis, machine learning, Minecraft, neural networks, Server, visual art, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6607
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6507
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, embark on quests to find the legendary bacon armor, and build your very own rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mythical unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies through the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us at our wacky and wild Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Master of the Craft Minecraft SMP

Anonymity, Craft, feet soles, female masturbation, femanon, internet anonymity, internet girls, Master, Minecraft, online anonymity, online challenge, Online Community, online debate, online identity, online presence, online proof, online skepticism, online validation, online verification, pic, smp, Thread, Timestamp

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1616
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Emeralds Found:	3178	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to post feet soles pics with timestamps to prove you’re not a girl!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is actually run by a secret society of foot fetishists who are trying to recruit new members through the power of Minecraft. Will you uncover the truth behind this bizarre conspiracy or will you just focus on building the best toe-themed castle you can imagine?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and show off those feet soles like never before! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a foot fetish revolution in the world of blocky adventures.

NoRoadNoPayMC

Access, Agreement, aita, Boundary, Communication, construction, Costs, developer, Dispute, driveway, greedy, Jerk, Land, misunderstanding, neighbours, NoRoadNoPayMC, Paperwork, resolution, ROAD, selfish

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6477
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for the wild ride of neighborly disputes and road-building adventures!

🛣️ Picture this: You’re peacefully mining away on your land when suddenly, a developer goes bust and new neighbors start popping up left and right. One day, a guy shows up on your land asking to build a road on the border – but wait, there’s a twist! The neighbor next to you only wants to pay for half of it because he’s only using half of the road. 🤯

💸 Things get heated as costs are divided, emails are exchanged, and accusations of selfishness fly left and right. Who will end up footing the bill for this epic road construction saga? Will friendships be destroyed over a Minecraft road? Only time will tell on our server!

🤪 So come join us for the most outrageous neighborly disputes and road-building shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Join now and witness the chaos firsthand! 😂🏗️🤝

PurposelyHuman – Minecraft SMP

existentialism, finding meaning, human being, Individuality, inner peace, introspection, life journey, life path, life purpose, Minecraft, personal growth, purpose, PurposelyHuman, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-exploration, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-realization, smp, Soul searching

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7713
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ores Mined:	5650
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Star Shards Collected:	300	Runes Activated:	2

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly through life, searching for meaning and purpose? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP and discover your true calling as a professional block builder and sheep herder extraordinaire!

Our server is home to a community of players who have all found their purpose in life through the magical world of Minecraft. From building epic castles to creating intricate redstone contraptions, there’s no limit to what you can achieve here.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon has taken up residence in our world, and only the bravest and most skilled players can hope to defeat it. Will you rise to the challenge and become a hero, or will you cower in fear like a noob?

So come join us and discover your true purpose in life – because let’s face it, mining diamonds and riding pigs into battle is way more fulfilling than any job or relationship could ever be!

CraftyCrazeMC

bucket list, CraftyCrazeMC, dream life, early retirement, financial freedom, financial independence, fulfillment, goal-setting, Happiness, hobbies, leisure activities, luxury lifestyle, mental health, passive income, personal development, Relaxation, self improvement, stress relief, Time management, travel, work-life balance

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	578
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	725	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

If you had an income of $150,000 a year and didn’t have to work, you could spend all your spare time on our Minecraft server! Imagine building a mansion made entirely of diamond blocks, riding a pet dragon into battle against creepers, and hosting epic dance parties with villagers. With all that cash flow, you could even hire a team of virtual architects to create the most mind-blowing structures the Minecraft world has ever seen. So why waste your time working when you could be living it up in our pixelated paradise? Join now and let the fun begin!

Microbe Land: Soil Shape Shifters

#soil, #sustainability, agriculture, Biodiversity, Components, dissolved organic matter, ecosystem, environmental impact, farming practices, Land, land management, land use, Microbe, microbial activity, microbial community structure, microbial composition, microbial diversity, nutrient cycling, organic carbon, Shape, shifters, soil aggregates, soil health, soil quality, soil structure

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1586
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Emeralds Found:	9150	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2

so, like, u know how when u build stuff in minecraft, it changes the whole vibe of ur world? well, on this server, the land use actually affects the tiny microbes in the soil! like, they get all shook up when u start building stuff and changing the landscape. it’s like a whole ecosystem of drama down there, man.

join this server if u wanna see the crazy soap opera unfold between the microbes. will they form alliances or go to war over territory? who knows, man. it’s like a tiny version of game of thrones, but with bacteria.

plus, the dissolved organic matter components are always throwing wild parties in the waterways. u never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next. maybe they’ll start a band or open a food truck. who knows, man. it’s a wild ride on this server.

so come on down and join the fun! see how ur building choices affect the microbial community. it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness, dude.

SpaceLink

Bedwars, custom structures, Enhanced Survival, Factions, island rankups, minecraft updates, Minions, not pay to win, Player Warps, Server Shop, Skyblock, SpaceLink, Spawners, Survival, survival experience

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4607
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Enjoy an enhanced survival experience with custom structures, skyblock, and a true survival experience with the latest Minecraft updates! Not pay to win

Skyblock Features: – Minions – Spawners – Island rankups

Survival Features: – Custom Structures – Server Shop – Custom Player Warps

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Jealous Democrats Minecraft Server

Absurdity, Assassination, candidates, conspiracy theories, current events, democrats, election, envy, humor, jealous, Jealousy, Minecraft, political commentary, political discourse, political humor, political parties, Political satire, Politics, satire, Server, social media

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	796
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
New Chunks Explored:	902451	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild that even Democrats are jealous! They wish someone would assassinate their candidates like the crazy chaos that goes down on our server.

Join us for non-stop action, insane adventures, and a community like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – the possibilities are endless! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Cyber Minecraft SMP – Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3986
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on this wild adventure filled with CYOAs that are too crazy for the regular /cyoag thread.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, on our server, you’ll be faced with insane challenges and choices that will test your creativity and decision-making skills like never before.

Ever wanted to ride a dragon while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Create your own storylines and interact with other players in ways you never thought possible.

Join us now and be a part of the most unpredictable and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Just remember, postnumbers aren’t for rolling dice, so leave your fate up to something more random, like a chicken laying eggs or a creeper exploding nearby. Let the madness begin!