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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mystery of who she spreads her armpit for will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious quests as you try to uncover the truth behind this perplexing question.
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Are you ready to dive headfirst into a world of blocky madness? Or are you gonna chicken out and go back to playing with your pet rock? This server is not for the faint of heart, only the bravest of the brave can handle the sheer awesomeness that awaits them.
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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that the player became the richest and most powerful player on the server, ruling over all with an iron fist (literally, because they had a diamond sword).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest mobs you will ever see. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs that drop bacon instead of pork chops, you never know what crazy creatures you’ll come across.
And let’s not forget about our custom mini-games, like “Hot Potato” where players pass around a flaming potato that explodes if you’re holding it when the timer runs out. It’s a blast, literally!
So come join us on Smooch, where the adventures are endless and the laughter never stops. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of the server!
Are you tired of suffering in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can live like a Brit and never suffer again! Our towns are filled with tea, crumpets, and impeccable manners. You’ll never have to worry about a rainy day because in our server, the sun always shines (unless it’s a rare event called “British Summer”). So come join us and experience the luxurious life of a Brit in Minecraft!
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can wreak havoc and make your friends’ lives miserable? Look no further than our server! Join us and take on the role of Ben, the ultimate prankster, as you make Gwen’s summer a living nightmare. From setting traps to unleashing chaos, the possibilities are endless on our server. So come join us for a wild and wacky time that will leave you laughing for days!
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But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary IRyS, the Minecraft queen who can summon dragons with a single wink! She’ll guide you on epic quests to find the rarest diamonds and defeat the evil Ender Dragon with her powerful karaoke skills.
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We are an 18+ whitelist Minecraft SMP, striving to create an inclusive, respectful and mature community of experienced adult minecrafters! Our server is brand new as of 5/4/2024, and are looking for dedicated players looking for a long-term server commitment. No payment necessary to join! Our end goal is to have a whitelist of 25-30 active players, and to have a close-knit and interactive community.
Interested in Joining? Join our Discord and message Lobew to get started! We will ask you a few questions in voicechat to verify age, intent, and to see if you would be a good fit for our server.
Are you tired of adulting and wish you could go back to the good ol’ days of 2010-2013 when life was simpler and the internet was a wild and crazy place? Well, do I have the Minecraft server for you!
Join our server and relive the glory days of the early 2010s when memes were dank, music was autotuned, and everyone was obsessed with bacon. Build pixelated monuments to your favorite internet sensations like Nyan Cat and Keyboard Cat. Battle it out in epic PvP matches using only outdated memes as weapons. And don’t forget to mine for diamonds while blasting Gangnam Style on repeat.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who is rumored to be the ghost of a Minecraft player who died from laughing too hard at a Rickroll prank. Will you be brave enough to seek out Herobrine and challenge him to a dance-off?
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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with rosters full of noobs? Look no further than our server, where the roster is so trash, it’s practically a dumpster fire! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to blow up unsuspecting players. So if you’re ready for a challenge and some laughs, come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be for all your blocky adventures!
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But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll gain access to exclusive content like Sakura Miko’s 3D streams playlist and original cover songs playlist. Plus, you can even hop on the MikoBoat and sail the seven seas of Minecraft in style.
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a piece of unseasoned chicken? Well, come join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (not literally, that would be messy)!
Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep wearing top hats and monocles. Why, you ask? Because on our server, even the sheep have style!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land riding a giant chicken and challenging players to epic dance-offs. Rumor has it that if you can out-dance Blocky Bob, he will grant you three wishes. Just make sure one of those wishes isn’t for more dance-offs, because that guy never gets tired!
And let’s not forget about our exclusive “Lava Surfing” mini-game, where players can ride on a surfboard made of obsidian while dodging flaming zombies and lava flows. It’s like a day at the beach, but with more danger and less sunscreen!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!