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Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 5360 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 28 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 680 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
Join us for a chance to witness pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so wild, even the creepers have started a boy band and are dropping mixtapes left and right.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon. Want a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks? Done. Want a pet zombie that tells dad jokes? Consider it yours.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft SMP of your lifetime!