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Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a talking sheep who led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the Minecraft gods. Along the way, they battled evil chickens, rode on the backs of flying pigs, and even had a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies.
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out all your wildest dreams, including sleeping with any girl of your choice! That’s right, forget about building epic structures or battling mobs, the real challenge is choosing just one girl to cozy up with in your virtual bed. Will it be the Ender Queen, the Creeper Cutie, or maybe even the Zombie Princess? The possibilities are endless and the love connections are sure to be explosive. So why wait? Join our server now and start swiping right on your pixelated soulmate!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting or scandalous? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!
Join us for a chance to encounter mysterious creatures like flying pigs and talking chickens. Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers.
But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its legendary treasure hunts where players have discovered enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and singing villagers.
So why settle for a boring Minecraft server when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the craziest blocky world you’ll ever experience!
ProjectsCraft SMP Server with some plugins. Chill community and giveaways as well as drop party frequently. We have crates and keys that you get for voting!
Hello Indonesian Minecraft friendsCome on, join our server!! The service is still very new and be the first player in the Survival Economy TURTLE MC! Turtle Mc Economy Hard Survival Feature :– Server On 24 Jam – Economy Hard Server :– 1 Player Sleep :– Claim Land :– Custom enchant – Vote Crate :– Player pwarp :– Spawn Hub :– Rank :star2:– Level player :– Paid Items:– Kits :tools:– Instant Tree Cutting – Thomas, – Shop & Auction House – Daily Rewards – KEEP INVENTORY – Safety Login– Admin & Staff On duty – SlimeFunRules Server
– Can’t Cheat– No Xray (we have Xray Detected and the player will automatically be banned)– No Spam-No sara!!!– No stealing!!!– Don’t destroy other people’s land!!!– May not build or claim areas around other people’s claims (unless mutually agree)– No Lag machine (Over uses redstone, armor stand)– Don’t be toxic– Don’t Scam– Respect other players– Hargai Staff on duty– Prohibited from using bugs (if caught by IP ban)
Because our server is still very new, there is still a big possibility of bugs occurring,Requested to members to convey to the online staff and will be given a reward
And we also still need staff on our server!!! So what are you waiting for… Come on, join
The anarchy serverç That you can open any cheat and you can not ban or teleport back no cheat protection. And there are economy that useless. Vanilla survival for defualt plrs. Pvp and get there iteams pve and take zombies loots.
We offer a unique experience like no other! We are a family friendly SMP with an atmosphere of welcoming and kindness and may just be the experience you’ve been waiting for! With many plugins, we offer a fun survival experience with a little bit of spice! Here are some of the plugins we offer!
– Colored Signs
– Citizens
– Holograms
– Nicknames
– Sleep Most
– Graves
..and much more to be implemented!! <3
We have many more things planned for the years and months to come! So why not join us, blobby friend? :>
DONATIONS
Our monthly server cost is $3! So we ask YOU, the community, to help us reach that goal! You can buy custom ranks, packages and many other things in the server! Just check our discord below to find our donation perks and how much they cost! Thanks for donating to the future of Slimecube!
Welcome to Castrovalva! We are a nice community with a Doctor Who style. Here you will be able to build bases, mess with tardis’, make friends, visit the realm of Galifrey, visit the nether, visit the end, and many other features being implemented. This is a friendly community and I advise every new person to take a peek at the rules found in the forums.
Vote every 24 hours for in-game rewards! This really helps us meet new players! Make sure to follow the rules, and maybe invite some of your friends! Let us know if you have any questions, concerns, or problems.
Staff Applications are open, if you have an excellent application you have a chance of getting accepted! Be active on the website by posting in the forums. We are newly opened and accepting applications! We need staffing and establishment of a playerbase.
The staff you find here are nice and welcoming. If you ever feel violated/not welcomed please let me know, I will try my best to fix the problem. I do not like to deal with drama.
This server is FREE to play on. You may own a tardis, time travel, create bases, play survival, become a time lord, and do many other fun activities. If you have any questions feel free to reach out.
Please make sure you read our server rules as we do not tolerate griefing, hacking, trolling, disrespect, etc.