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  • ShowerQuestMC

    ShowerQuestMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server that smells as fresh as a field of daisies? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee that all players must shower at least once a day before logging in! Say goodbye to stinky players ruining your gaming experience.

    Join us and experience a world where cleanliness is next to godliness. No more worrying about that one player who hasn’t showered in a week, making you question your life choices. Our server is a breath of fresh air in the gaming community, quite literally.

    Don’t let your relationships suffer like the poor soul in this story. Join our server and never have to deal with the stench of unwashed players again. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a shower buddy to team up with in-game!

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  • AwkwardlySexyCraft

    AwkwardlySexyCraft
    Imagine a Minecraft server where every block you break turns into a hot, shirtless Steve or Alex! It may sound sexy in theory, but trust us, it gets hilariously awkward real quick when you’re trying to build a house and suddenly there’s a line of buff Minecraft characters staring at you. Join our server for the ultimate mix of sexy and awkward fun – just be prepared for some unexpected encounters with your blocky admirers!

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  • LoveCraft SMP: HealthyHappiness

    LoveCraft SMP: HealthyHappiness
    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join. First of all, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour, like who does that? And the best part is, our server is actually haunted by a ghost creeper that drops enchanted golden apples. It’s like a spooky treasure hunt every time you log in.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of wild wolves. You gotta tame them with bones and they’ll lead you to the treasure. It’s like a real-life adventure movie, but in Minecraft.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a giant lava parkour course that leads to a secret disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep music. It’s lit, bro.

    So if you wanna join the most insane, wacky, and hilarious Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s gonna be a blast!

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  • SMP: 69SecondsOfFun

    SMP: 69SecondsOfFun
    Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you gotta hop on this train. So like, imagine a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s basically what this server is like. We got a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with creepers and skeletons. And like, the perfect length of time for sex on this server? Bro, it’s like, infinity. You’ll be mining and crafting for days on end, never wanting to leave. So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re a noob.

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  • PixelPoke: Men’s Touch Preferences

    PixelPoke: Men’s Touch Preferences
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all you blocky adventurers out there!

    Join us and experience a world where pigs ride on flying llamas, creepers breakdance instead of exploding, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood party animal looking for a good time.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Touchy-Feely mod, where players can engage in epic battles using only hugs and high-fives. So, if you’ve ever wondered what type of physical touch men like, look no further than our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

    So come on down and join us for a wild ride through the wackiest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

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  • ThreesomeCraft: Crafting Relationships Since 2010

    ThreesomeCraft: Crafting Relationships Since 2010
    Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you!

    Join our wacky world where threesomes aren’t just for couples anymore! That’s right, on our server, you can team up with not one, not two, but THREE players to take on epic quests and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine. Who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Love Triangle” mini-game, where you and two other players compete for the affections of an elusive NPC. Will you win their heart or will you be left heartbroken? The drama is real, folks!

    So come on down to our server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a love triangle of your own!

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  • SexBucketList – Minecraft SMP

    SexBucketList – Minecraft SMP
    OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and every time you mine a block, a unicorn appears and gives you a high five. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep. And don’t even get me started on the diamond armor that turns you into a superhero with the power to control time and space. So yeah, if you want to fulfill your wildest sex bucket list fantasies, this is the server for you!

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  • PolitePleasure Minecraft SMP

    PolitePleasure Minecraft SMP
    Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to ask for sex in the politest way possible!

    Imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your wingman in picking up chicks. Picture a land where diamonds are actually a currency used to buy pick-up lines that are guaranteed to get you laid. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground club where Endermen are the bouncers and only the smoothest talkers can get in.

    So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the crazy world of our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, the politest way to ask someone for sex is with a bouquet of roses and a beautifully handwritten love letter. Good luck, gamers!

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  • BlockyVirginity

    BlockyVirginity
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old thing? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords! That’s right, we’ve got crazy mobs and even crazier adventures waiting for you.

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks? Well, now you can on our server! Just make sure to have a fire extinguisher handy.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you won’t want to miss his hilarious one-liners.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of laughs, explosions, and epic battles that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

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  • BlockyLoveTriangle

    BlockyLoveTriangle
    Are you tired of boring old friendships that end up with awkward double dates? Come join our Minecraft server where drama is left at the door and the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest castle!

    Forget about “Alexa” and her questionable motives, on our server, the only thing you’ll be hooking up with is some epic loot. Say goodbye to awkward phone calls and hello to endless adventures with your new virtual pals.

    Join now and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named “Eric” who loves to give out insider tips on where to find the best diamonds. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today!

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