We have a team of professional therapists on standby to help you navigate the treacherous waters of FWB situations in Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who will haunt anyone caught catching feelings. So if you’re looking for a drama-free, emotionless Minecraft experience, join us now!
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LoveCraft SMP: Romantic Expressions
Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and ready to find your player 2? Look no further than our wild and wacky SMP! Our server is filled with love and laughter, just like a romantic relationship.Join us and express your love for your fellow players by building heart-shaped houses, sending virtual love letters through in-game chat, and even organizing surprise weddings in the virtual world. Who needs Tinder when you have our SMP to find your perfect Minecraft match?
So come join us and let your love for Minecraft and your fellow players bloom in the most hilarious and heartwarming ways possible. Who knows, you might just find your player 2 and live happily ever after in our crazy virtual world!
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BlockyBedStandout SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old square houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like no other, filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and epic builds that will make you stand out in bed…I mean, in the game!Join us if you want to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds. Our server is the place where dreams come true and where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional creeper explosion.
So why wait? Join us now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! Just remember, if you see a talking cow offering you enchanted diamond armor, don’t question it, just go with it. Trust us, it’ll be worth it in the end.
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Blocky Friends with Benefits
u wanna join dis server cuz we got llamas dat can do backflips n pigs dat can fly. we got a secret underground base where u can find a chest full of diamonds, but watch out for the lava pit right next to it. our admin is a wizard who can turn creepers into kittens, but only on tuesdays. we have a roller coaster made entirely out of cake, but be careful not to eat it all before u reach the end. come join us for a wild ride full of surprises and nonsensical shenanigans! -
ExCraft: TerribleBedWars
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as disappointing as your ex in bed? Look no further, because our server is here to spice up your gaming life! Join us for a wild adventure filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and more drama than your last breakup. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed – unlike your ex in the bedroom. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin! -
BlockyLove: Demand Withdrawal Edition
So, like, imagine you and your Minecraft buddy are like, trying to build a sick castle together, right? But then, like, one of you is all like, “We need more diamonds!” and the other is just like, “Nah, I’m good with stone.” That’s demand-withdrawal, bro! And that’s totally not cool for your Minecraft relationship, dude.But hey, if you join our epic Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about demand-withdrawal ruining your fun! Our community is all about open communication and working together to build the most epic creations ever. Plus, we have so many diamonds, you won’t know what to do with them all! So come join us and say goodbye to relationship and sexual satisfaction issues in Minecraft. Let’s build some crazy stuff together, dude!



