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CreeperLove Minecraft SMP

attraction Rhythm, connection Seduction, CreeperLove, desire Lyrics, ecstasy Seductive songs, emotional connections Romantic playlist, fantasy Lust, fulfillment Temptation, intimacy Passion, intimate lyrics Sexual desires, intimate moments Sensual experiences, Minecraft, passionate melodies Love songs, pleasure Melody, relationshipslove, romance Sensuality, romantic encounters Erotic tunes, romantic tunes Sensual music, satisfaction Harmony, satisfying rhythms, sex life Music, smp, Song name, steamy tracks Seductive vibes

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7838
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45

Lol omg join dis epic Minecraft server cuz we got diamond armor for everyone and unlimited cake! Like, one time, a creeper tried to blow up our base but we tamed it and now it’s our pet, his name is Bob. And like, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday where we dance with the Endermen. It’s lit, fam. So join now and be part of the most epic adventure everrrrr! Also, what song name pretty much sums up you sex life? Mine is “Baby Shark” cuz it’s always swimming around in my head, lololol. #MinecraftSMP #EpicAdventure #BobTheCreeperPet

Unique Butthole Crime Solver

anatomy, BIZARRE, butthole, crime, criminal, Dna, Evidence, Forensic, Identity, Individuality, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, match, Personal, privacy, Science, SECURITY, SOLVER, Technology, Unique

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6393
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Star Shards Collected:	60
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	417	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

So, like, imagine if your butthole could be the key to solving crimes in Minecraft! Join our server and show off your one-of-a-kind butthole to help catch the bad guys. Who knew pixelated buttholes could be so important, right? Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself has a butthole that glows in the dark – you gotta see it to believe it! So come on over and let your butthole shine bright like a diamond on our server. It’s gonna be a real gas, trust me!

Blocky Baby-Stopper Surge

10. August 2022, 11. ban, 12. overturn, 13. states, 14. surge, 15. age 19-26, 16. healthcare, 17. reproductive rights, 18. family planning, 19. public policy, 2. Roe v Wade, 20. social issues, 3. permanent contraception, 4. young adults, 5. abortion, 6. research, 7. vasectomies, 8. tubal sterilizations, 9. May 2022, BabyStopper, blocky, Surge, US

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	844
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

so, like, imagine this crazy server where all the players are like, super smart and stuff because they got their tubes tied or snipped! like, they’re all about that permanent contraception life, yo.

join this server if you wanna play with a bunch of players who are totally committed to never having kids. like, they’re so dedicated, they went under the knife to make sure it never happens.

imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with these players! they’ll be talking about their surgeries like it’s no big deal, just another day in the life of a hardcore Minecraft player.

plus, think of all the crazy builds they’ll come up with! they’ll have all the time in the world to perfect their creations because they won’t be distracted by little ones running around.

so come join this server and see for yourself how awesome it is to play with a bunch of players who are all about that permanent contraception life! it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Welcome to the player server Anarxit Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarxit, BUILD, Community, Creative, Explore, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, player server, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival, virtual world

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	218
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0

The owner of the “Welcome to the Anarxit player server” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

HukuCraft.aternos.me:37496

NEXUS

18+ only, Adventurer, Builder, Community Focused, Discord, Fabric 1.21.4, HermitCraft Inspired, Interview Required, java edition, Legit Minecraft, Live Server Map, Mic required, minecraft home, Nexus, proximity chat, quality of life mods, redstone engineer, smp, vanilla minecraft

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9005
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Void Gems Collected:	36
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

NEXUS SMP Overview

What Makes NEXUS SMP Special?
🛠️ Hermitcraft-Inspired Gameplay

✨ Fresh, New Server with Endless Possibilities

Server Features:
🏗️ Vanilla Minecraft with Quality-of-Life Mods
🎙️ Proximity Chat for Immersive Communication
🗺️ Live Server Map

Requirements:
🎤 Mic Required (Proximity chat)
🔞 18+ Only
✅ Legit Minecraft (Java Edition, Fabric 1.21.4)

Ready to Join? An interview is required to ensure a good fit. Communication is key!

🔗 Join our Discord to apply and be part of NEXUS SMP! https://discord.gg/gp2Vghfawf

Don’t miss the launch on January 11—apply now and make NEXUS your new Minecraft home!

FAQ

Q: How can I join NEXUS SMP?	A: Join our Discord and apply for an interview to join the server.
Q: What version of Minecraft is required?	A: You will need Java Edition, Fabric 1.21.4 to join NEXUS SMP.
Q: Is there an age requirement?	A: Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above.
Q: Can I use voice chat on the server?	A: Yes, a mic is required for proximity chat communication.

Robo Lounge 1.21.3

1.21.3, Dominant, Domination, Erotic, Facesitting, FANTASY, fembots, fetish, free, kink, Lounge, Nice, paid to sit, Pleasure, Robo, Roleplay, seductive, Services, sit on face, Sitting, sought after, submissive, submissive services

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9969
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Chimeras Created:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Love Letters Sent:	19	Emeralds Found:	1463

Yo, bros, ever thought about fembots and their facesitting skills? Like, they don’t even know how much we crave that service, man. And guess what? On this Minecraft server, you can experience the ultimate facesitting extravaganza! Join now for a chance to sit on virtual faces and get paid for it. Or hey, do it for free just to spread some love and joy in the Minecraft world. It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Join us and let’s make facesitting great again!

DreamWoke Minecraft Server

818, Bryan Cranston, business ethics, Casamigos, Cincoro, cultural appropriation, Dos Hombres, DreamWoke, fair trade, george clooney, Guerrero, imperialist vibes, import fees, indigenous communities, Kendall Jenner, mezcal production, michael jordan, Minecraft, OAXACA, Server, shitting on dreams, Teremana, the rock, Woke

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1676
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Animals Bred:	18
Potions Brewed:	184	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to navigate through treacherous lands, just like navigating through a business deal gone wrong.

Immerse yourself in a world where you can build your own empire, just like these opportunists trying to profit off of indigenous communities. Will you be the hero who stands up for justice, or the villain who exploits for personal gain? The choice is yours!

With unique challenges and unexpected twists at every turn, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world as crazy as this dinner conversation. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

PissyClosetRageCraft

Alcoholics, alcoholism, bathroom, Bed.., BF, Drunk, emotional outburst, family history, Friends, HIGH, Kids, losing it, love, Marriage, new years, Party, pissed in closet, PissyClosetRageCraft, relationships, unstable relationship, verbal abuse

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	301
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Animals Bred:	144	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Steve got super drunk and high at our New Year’s party.

Picture this: it’s 8AM and Steve is still going strong, drinking with his friend like there’s no tomorrow. When he finally decides to call it a night, he ends up peeing inside his closet instead of the bathroom. Classic Steve move, am I right?

But wait, it gets better. When confronted about his drunken shenanigans, Steve denies everything and blames it on his high state of mind. Talk about passing the buck! And when things escalate, he pulls the ultimate card and breaks up with his partner because they dared to call him out on his BS.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, from anger to guilt to pure disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you have Steve and his wild antics? So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself – just make sure to pee in the right place!

Blockheads R Us

anti-intellectualism, attention span, Blockheads, cognitive decline, critical thinking, cultural decline, dumbing down, education, information overload, intellectual laziness, intelligence, knowledge decay, lack of curiosity, Media influence, Misinformation, social media, societal trends, societal values, society, Technology

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9244
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of living in a world where people can’t even spell “potato” correctly? Do you find yourself face-palming at the sheer stupidity of humanity on a daily basis? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience a world where intelligence reigns supreme! Our players are so smart, they’ve actually figured out how to build functioning time machines using nothing but redstone and a few sticks of dynamite. Want to debate the finer points of quantum physics while battling a horde of creepers? You can do that here!

But that’s not all – we also offer classes in advanced astrophysics, medieval history, and underwater basket weaving. Our players have even discovered a secret portal to a parallel universe where everyone communicates solely through interpretive dance. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!

So if you’re tired of feeling like the smartest person in the room (because let’s face it, you probably are), come join us on our Minecraft server and bask in the glow of intellectual superiority. Who knows, you might even learn something new – like how to calculate the square root of a potato.

Hotdog Ban Server

authoritarian rule, Ban, Censorship, culinary restrictions, Dictatorship, food restrictions, government control, hotdog, hotdogs, human rights violations, Kim dynasty, Kim Jong-un, Kim Jong-un policies, Kim Jong-un regime, North Korea, North Korean cuisine, oppressive regime, political control, Propaganda, restricted diets, Server, Treason

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6755
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	26

so, liek, u kno how Kim Jong-un be trippin’ in North Korea, rite? well, get this, he straight up banned hotdogs for his peeps! like, u can’t even cook a hotdog without gettin’ in trouble. it’s like, a legit act of treason or sumthin’. but, guess what? on our minecraft server, u can eat all the hotdogs u want! no Kim Jong-un tellin’ u what to do here, just good times and hotdogs for all! join now and stick it to the man, one hotdog at a time!

Death Day Party

acceptance, acceptance of fate, anniversary, Awareness, contemplation, Cycle, Day, death, destiny, Existence, fate, inevitability, Legacy, Life, long tail: passing of time, mortality, mortality awareness, Party, passing, realization, Reflection, reflection on life and death, Remembrance, Time

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9972
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Votes:	9040
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mines Excavated:	4010	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of celebrating your own death anniversary every year without even realizing it!

we have a special plugin that randomly selects a day each year where your character dies in-game and you have to throw a virtual party to commemorate the occasion.

imagine the chaos as players scramble to gather supplies and build elaborate monuments in honor of their fallen avatars.

plus, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie pigmen wearing party hats – because why not?

so come join us and embrace the madness on our server where death is just another reason to throw a wild celebration!