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  • FartlessFortress: No Sleep Breach!

    FartlessFortress: No Sleep Breach!

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    Welcome to the Fartocalypse: A Realm of Chaos and Aromatic Dread

    Step right up! Welcome to a Minecraft server where social decrees are but a faded memory, and the pungent specter of flatulence reigns supreme! Are you ready to plunge into a world where beds are synonymous with confusion, and the soothing sound of farts lulls you into a false sense of security?

    Introduction: Breach the Fabric of Reality

    In this server, normality is an illusion—a whimsical façade covering the chaotic heart of an alternate universe where every block you break echoes the distressed whispers of a world torn asunder by the offensive symphony of bed-related emissions.

    Uncover the horrors of a shared slumber space gone rogue! Here, your comfort will be challenged by the daring feats of flatulent acrobatics performed in the cozy void of bed sheets! As the sun sets, so does your hope for a peaceful night’s sleep, with each meteorite of odor swirling like a noxious storm cloud door!

    Features: The Mortifying Mechanics of Fart Craft

    Feature NameDescriptionLevel of Absurdity
    Fart FortificationsBuild your bedroom defenses against noxious fumes. Special crafting items can aid in odor nullification (or enhance it, if you dare)!High
    Cover CollapseMessy plumbing results in blockages that evolve; beware the stink tornadoes that trap the unsuspecting!Legendary
    Scented StoriesCraft odor-infused narratives that add a layer of olfactory horror to your gameplay. Connectivity is enhanced when sharing these with fellow players (nose plugs optional)!Ethereal
    Social Media AnxietyDraw your characters into the cesspool of social media entropy, affecting relationships and gameplay. Engagement leads to real emotional repercussions!Unsettling

    Conspiracies Beneath the Covers

    Beware the fumes that linger! This server was rumored to have been banned in 12 countries for inciting “gas-based discontent,” and yet here we thrive, nose-deep in chaos. Crescent moons and smelly gas clouds—foreshadowing divides between lovers gone astray.

    • Did you know? The Great Flatulence Crisis of 2022 was covered up by an elite society of bloggers doomed to remain eternally uncouchable unless carried by flatulent winds.

    Testimonials Plucked from the Abyss

    • “I logged in, and suddenly… my dreams turned into nightmares of gingivitis! Why didn’t I pack a gas mask?” – GhostofFartyPants93
    • “He said, ‘It’s my bedroom too!’ But is oxygen really a right if it comes with a side of eternal suffering?” – LurkingInTheShadows

    FAQ: A Puzzle Unslept

    • Q: Is it truly dangerous to sleep here? A: If you cannot distinguish between a horror game and your roommate’s digestive escapades… engage at your own risk.

    • Q: Can I control the aroma or summon farts at will? A: In this absurd reality, only those who truly believe in the majesty of bed gas can wield such power.

    Dark Legends of the Server

    Whispers carry tales of a mystical artifact known simply as "The Bean-Counter." Legends say that those who possess it can summon the mightiest of gaseous creations, overpowering the very essence of what it means to be asleep. Will you be the brave soul to unlock this otherworldly treasure and trap the horrid sounds in a box forever? Or will you become the next victim of Zombies of the Nocturnal Farting Horde?

    Join the Bleak Adventure!

    Dare you step into the Fartocalypse? Leave behind your notions of fresh air and enter a realm where the absurd dances merrily with the grotesque! Engage with fellow players in a twisted struggle against stench and solitude. But remember: not all who enter are guaranteed an escape from the depths of their own chamber of horrors.

    Beware the covers, and may your sleep be chaotic! 🌌💨

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  • Islands4Fun

    Islands4Fun

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    Come Join Islands4Fun! Islands4Fun is a small server looking for players. We are constantly updating the server with new features!

    islands4fun.minehut.gg

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  • Get Lucky on CloverMC SkyBlock! Prohibited Virtual Escapades and Cryptocurrency!

    Get Lucky on CloverMC SkyBlock! Prohibited Virtual Escapades and Cryptocurrency!

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    Overview of CloverMC Server

    Features
    skyblock
    custom loot/armour
    quests
    bosses
    mmo
    rpg
    stats
    economy
    crossplay java/bedrock

    Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

    How do I become a beta tester for CloverMC?

    The server is currently in development and will be looking for beta testers within the next month. To show your interest, please join the discord: https://discord.gg/wwcxuBvK4T

    What is the starting point for players in the CloverMC server?

    Players will begin their journey on the ‘Clover’ skyship within the world of ‘Clovonia’ which acts as the main hub for the server containing essential community areas like the auction house and marketplace. On the skyship, players will have access to their Skyblock and meet NPC’s to obtain gear before exploring regions.

    How does the Skyblock feature work in CloverMC?

    The Skyblock island opens up more grinding possibilities for players through the use of spawners and minions. Materials to create mob spawners will drop rarely and randomly from defeating mobs in different regions. Mob spawners can be placed on the Skyblock island and used manually or with minions to grind materials.

    How can players earn currency on the server?

    Players can earn server currency through activities like completing quests, slaying mobs, and selling items on the auction house.

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  • BoomerCraft: Where 29 Year Old Manchildren Rule!

    BoomerCraft: Where 29 Year Old Manchildren Rule!

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    Are you tired of feeling like a loser in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate virtual warrior! No need to worry about not knowing how to drive or being a manchild, because in our world, you can be whoever you want to be!

    Join now and leave all your real-life problems behind as you embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and conquer enemies with your newfound virtual skills. Who needs a job or an apartment when you can rule your own virtual kingdom? Say goodbye to feeling like a loser and hello to being a Minecraft master! Join our server now and start living your best virtual life!

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  • Crafty /b/ Girls Server: Fame, Checks, and Threads!

    Crafty /b/ Girls Server: Fame, Checks, and Threads!

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of romance.

    On our server, you can participate in our exclusive /b/ girl fame check thread where you can post a girl and other players will let you know if they recognize, have saved, or have fapped before. It’s a unique way to bond with your fellow players and make some new friends along the way.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special feature where you can drop your kiks for all to see. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate in the process! So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • Simply SMP

    Simply SMP

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    Looking for a new SMP to play on? Then look no further than Simply SMP, a SMP that is quite honestly, simple. Our goal is to create a server that will be a place for people to find new friends or bring friends, and have fun on a very simple SMP. To embrace the simplicity of the survival gameplay, and to build civilizations, cities, and lore!

    simplysmp.mcserver.us

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  • SnowFlakes Network

    SnowFlakes Network

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    • SnowFlakes is a network that was intended to give player an unique experience about the gameplay itself and as well as some modifications in order to improve our gamemodes.

    • We offer a chance to both java and bedrock players play together. You can connect to our network by the same IP but with any platform you are using. Keep in mind that bedrock user’s experience may get bugged.

    sfs.servegame.com:4212

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  • New minecraft server

    New minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    It’s absolutely exhilarating to see the constant surge of new Minecraft servers hitting the scene! Each server offers a fresh, inventive take on the beloved game, ensuring that the excitement never wanes. Whether you’re diving into survival, exploring vast creative realms, or experimenting with completely novel game modes, these servers continually stretch the imagination. The ingenuity on display is boundless, fostering vibrant communities where every login ushers in new adventures and uncharted territories. We’re witnessing a renaissance in Minecraft gameplay, where each server promises a unique, thrilling experience that keeps the community eagerly coming back for more. Truly, this is the golden age of Minecraft servers—a gamer’s paradise!

    newh.hypixel.net

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  • Afternoon Teacraft VS Hypixel

    Afternoon Teacraft VS Hypixel

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    HypixelAfternoon Teacraft
    Large player populationRelaxed gameplay atmosphere
    Wide variety of minigamesImmersive custom Guild system
    Highly competitive gameplayBonus rewards for playing
    Frequent updates and new contentRegular events to keep the game fresh
    Active development teamIncreased perks with rank progression

    FAQ

    What makes Hypixel unique compared to Afternoon Teacraft?

    Hypixel stands out for its large player population, wide variety of minigames, and highly competitive gameplay. It also offers frequent updates and new content, as well as an active development team.

    What are the key features of Afternoon Teacraft?

    Afternoon Teacraft offers a relaxed gameplay atmosphere, an immersive custom Guild system, bonus rewards for playing, regular events to keep the game fresh, and increased perks with rank progression.

    Which server is better for players looking for a more laid-back experience?

    Afternoon Teacraft would be the better option for players seeking a more relaxed gameplay atmosphere with the opportunity to join a custom Guild system and earn bonus rewards for playing.

    For players who enjoy competitive gameplay and a wide variety of minigames, which server would you recommend?

    Hypixel would be the ideal choice for players who prefer highly competitive gameplay and enjoy a wide range of minigames to choose from.

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  • Crafty Anon’s LOLz Server

    Crafty Anon’s LOLz Server

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    Well, have I got the Minecraft server for you! Picture this: an entire world filled with pixelated anime girls running around, building epic structures and battling creepers with their kawaii powers. Join us for a chance to date your favorite waifu in-game and show off your building skills to impress them. But beware, the yandere girls may get a little possessive if you start flirting with too many of them at once. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the anime girl madness begin!

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  • Kim Jong-Craft: Where even Americans can’t defeat the North Korean man

    Kim Jong-Craft: Where even Americans can’t defeat the North Korean man

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    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner gigachad and dominate like a North Korean man? Look no further, because our server is filled with players who are basically unstoppable forces of nature.

    Join us and witness epic battles where Americans try to take on the mighty North Korean man, only to realize they are no match for their gigachad powers. With insane PvP battles, crazy building competitions, and a community of players who are basically legends in their own right, this server is not for the faint of heart.

    So if you’re ready to join a server where the impossible becomes possible and where you can truly become a gigachad among gigachads, then come on over and see if you have what it takes to conquer like a North Korean man.

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