Intimacy Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SisterSquadMC

adoption, bipolar disorder, Boundaries, Communication, DEBT, Decision making, family, financial struggles, fixer upper, INDEPENDENCE, Intimacy, living arrangements, mental health, personal space, renovation, rental agreement, sibling relationships, SisterSquadMC, Support, surrogacy, walkout basement

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7079
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	327	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Looking for a new adventure in Minecraft? Join our server and escape the real-life drama of living with a never-ending house guest!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister overstaying her welcome for 1 year and 8 months (and counting). Our virtual world is full of endless possibilities and no one will be crashing on your virtual couch rent-free.

Say goodbye to awkward conversations about moving out and hello to building your dream home without any unwanted roommates. Plus, with our server, you can finally have that much-needed alone time with your partner without any interruptions from a grown child living in your basement.

Join now and start your new life in a world where the only drama is creeper explosions and zombie attacks!

Panko’s Wild Adventures 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventures, arousal, attraction, consent, Desires, EXCITEMENT, FANTASY, Forbidden, Intimacy, long tail tags, Lust, Panko, Pankos, Passion, please, Pleasure, risky behavior, seduction, sexual desire, taboo, temptation, unprotected sex, Wild

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6609
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Enchantments Applied:	202	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a wild party where everyone’s just yelling “Panko! Please have unprotected sex with me!” Imagine the chaos, the madness, the sheer insanity of it all! You’ll be laughing your blocky butt off as you build and battle your way through this wacky world. So come on, don’t be a square, join now and let’s get this party started!

BirthdayBlockOut

aita, Birthday, BirthdayBlockOut, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional connection, Frustration, Girlfriend, Intimacy, lack of sex, long term relationship, personal boundaries, physical intimacy, relationship dynamics, relationship issues, Resentment, sex, sexual compatibility, sexual desire, Therapy

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1924
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Are you tired of your Minecraft server being as dry as a desert? Join our server and never worry about lack of physical intimacy again! Our server is like a hot date that never ends – with constant action and excitement around every corner.

Forget about boring conversations and lackluster interactions, our server is all about getting down and dirty (in a family-friendly way, of course). We guarantee that you’ll never have to beg for attention or feel neglected like on other servers.

So come join us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay. Who needs therapy when you have a server like ours to fulfill all your needs? Don’t be left out in the cold like on your birthday – join us and let the fun begin!

Love Between Girls 1.21

Affection, Bisexual, common, emotional connection, Gender Roles, Girls, Intimacy, Lesbian, LGBTQ, love, make love, physical intimacy, queer, relationships, romance, same sex relationships, sexual behavior, sexual orientation, Sexuality, societal norms

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8689
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Items Found:	2899
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

Bro, on this Minecraft server, the girls be making love to each other like it’s a daily ritual. Join us if you wanna witness some pixelated lesbian action that will make your blocky world spin! Trust me, you won’t find this kind of steamy gameplay anywhere else. It’s like a virtual strip club, but with pickaxes and creepers. Don’t miss out on this wild ride, my dude. Your Minecraft experience will never be the same again, I promise you that.

BlockyBedBuddies – Minecraft SMP

best, BlockyBedBuddies, Communication, Connection, cowgirl, doggy style, emotional, fulfillment, Intimacy, love, Minecraft, missionary, Physical, Pleasure, reverse cowgirl, romance, satisfaction, sex position, smp, spooning, standing, tags, why

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4086
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Farms Harvested:	610
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Animals Bred:	179

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your pants but with blocks and stuff. So like, imagine this, you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a creeper comes up behind you and blows your mind, literally. But don’t worry, we got a respawn button so you can come back and get revenge on that green booger. And like, the best sex position? Definitely the Enderman Bend, where you gotta bend over backwards to avoid getting hit by their creepy stares. Trust me, it’s a game-changer. So come join us and let’s get weird together in this blocky world, bro!

BestiesOverNite Minecraft Server

Best Friend, BestiesOverNite, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, discomfort, friendship, girl friendships, Insecurities, Intimacy, loyalty, Minecraft, Pansexual, personal space, PLATONIC, relationship, Server, sisterly bond, sleepover, Support, traditional views, Understanding

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3100
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	131
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sleepovers with your best friend are not only allowed, but encouraged! We understand the importance of platonic friendships and late-night chats with your BFF.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world with your besties by your side. No need to worry about your romantic partner getting jealous, because on our server, friendships come first!

So come on over and experience the joy of building, exploring, and having sleepovers with your besties without any drama. Who knows, you might even find a new best friend to share your virtual pillow fort with!

BlockyLove: Boredom vs Desire

BlockyLove, Boredom, boredom in relationships, Communication, desire, emotional connection, Intimacy, intimacy issues, long-term relationships, lower satisfaction, relationship dynamics, relationship fulfillment., relationship quality, relationship satisfaction, research, sex life, Sexual boredom, sexual desire, sexual fulfillment, sexual satisfaction, Women

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	837
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Divine Spears Created:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

are u BORED of ur sex life? come join our minecraft server where u can build ur own sexy paradise and spice things up with ur partner! our players have reported INCREASED relationship satisfaction after joining our server and exploring new ways to have fun together. why settle for boring when u can have a minecraft adventure that will leave u feeling satisfied in more ways than one? join now and let the excitement begin!

CraftyLoveHub

Admiration, Affection, appreciation, Communication, Companionship, Connection, CraftyLoveHub, favorite thing, Happiness, Intimacy, love, loyalty, partner, Personality, Qualities, relationship, Significant Other, special bond, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3888
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	156	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24

Are they a pro at building epic structures in Minecraft? Do they always have your back in a PvP battle? Well, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you fall in love all over again, then look no further! Our server is like a romantic getaway for you and your blocky soulmate. Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a Minecraft wedding ceremony (yes, we have a priest villager ready to officiate)! So come on, join us and show your significant other that your love is as strong as a diamond sword in the Nether!

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2602
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BedrockBae – Minecraft SMP

BedrockBae, chemistry, Communication, compatibility, Confidence, Connection, creativity, Experience, experimentation, foreplay, good in bed, Intimacy, Listening, Minecraft, Open-mindedness, Passion, patience, Pleasure, satisfaction, sexual skills, smp, Stamina, Technique

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3743
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5210	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Yo, listen up fam, I gotta tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP server that you absolutely HAVE to join, like ASAP. Bro, let me tell you, this server is like the holy grail of Minecraft servers. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me hit you with some reasons that will blow your mind.

First off, the admins on this server are like Minecraft gods, they can literally make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into cute little puppies. It’s insane, bro. And the players on this server? Let me tell you, they are the most epic gamers you will ever meet. They can build massive castles in like 5 minutes and defeat the Ender Dragon with their eyes closed.

But wait, there’s more. The economy on this server is so wild, you can buy a stack of diamonds for just one dirt block. I know, it sounds crazy, but it’s true. And the events they have? Bro, they once had a PvP tournament where the winner got a real-life llama delivered to their doorstep. I’m not even kidding.

So, if you want to experience the most epic, insane, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP server of all time, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret to being good in bed while you’re at it. Just saying.

MissileCraftUK – Defending Ukraine in Style!

air defence missiles, Armed Forces, Britain, Conflict Resolution, crisis response, Defending, Defense, defense partnership, european allies, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global solidarity, international relations, military aid, military support, missile defense system, MissileCraftUK, national security, peacekeeping efforts, security assistance, Style, Support, Ukraine

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	100
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Crops Grown:	8879	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Holy Grails Found:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dimension Hops:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

LOL, COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WE GOT MORE MISSILES THAN BRITAIN SENDIN TO UKRAINE! OUR DEFENCE GAME IS STRONG, JUST LIKE OUR COBBLESTONE WALLS. JOIN US AND PROTECT YOUR BLOCKY LAND FROM CREEPERS AND GRIEFERS. PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, JUST WAITIN FOR YOU TO RAID IT. HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE THE ENDER DRAGON SNATCHES IT ALL AWAY!

What is the IP for penguinz0 Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, penguinz0, Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7035
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Penguinz0, also known as Cr1TiKaL, is a popular YouTuber and Twitch streamer known for his humorous commentary on video games and other content. He has a distinctive deadpan delivery and often critiques games with a no-nonsense approach. Penguinz0 has a large following on both platforms and is known for his comedic style and unique sense of humor.

RFLSMP

Active, Adventure, building, Community, Crossplatform, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, Hosting, LifeSteal, members, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Roleplaying, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	375
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	458	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dimension Hops:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30

RFLSMP Is a multiplayer, crossplatform, lifesteal server with an active community, a well hosted server, lots of pvp, We are looking for more members to increase the fun! Join now.

144.217.48.9:25589

MegaCode

Adventures, Boxpvp, Discord, Events, fanpage, instagram, MegaCode, Minecraft, Plots, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, tiktok, Website

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7167
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	180	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Survival+Plots and BoxPvP Unforgettable adventures, great events We invite you! Our discord and website in the description below! We also invite you to Instagram, TikTok and FanPage

megacode.pl

Not a Racist But Minecraft Server

anti-racism, BIAS, civil rights, cultural sensitivity, discrimination, Diversity, equality, HUMAN RIGHTS, implicit bias, inclusion, microaggressions, Minecraft, prejudice, racial inequality, racism, racist, Server, Social Issues, social justice, Stereotypes, systemic racism, tolerance, white privilege

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1244
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Emeralds Found:	5686	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Buildings Constructed:	23	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace diversity in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs can fly, creepers tell dad jokes, and zombies break out into dance battles. Our server is so inclusive that even Endermen have started hosting tea parties for players to attend.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world with their superior spit attacks. Join us if you want to be a part of the llama revolution and ride into battle on the back of a rainbow-colored llama.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember, we’re not racist, but we do discriminate against players who don’t have a sense of humor.

Chainsaw Man Minecraft SMP

action, Adventure, Anime, BULLku, Chad, chainsaw, chainsaw man, dark fantasy, Demons, FANTASY, Gore, man, Manga, Masculinity, Minecraft, pounded, power dynamics, Reminder Powerfag, SHITsa, SHONEN, sissy, smp, Supernatural, violence

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	622
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4383	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the powerfags and SHITsas get absolutely wrecked by the BULLku chads! If you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon, then you’ve come to the right place.

Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and wild adventures that will leave you questioning your sanity. Our community is filled with colorful characters, from the overly competitive try-hards to the laid-back builders who just want to chill and create.

But beware, the BULLku chads are always on the prowl, ready to assert their dominance and make sure everyone knows who’s boss. Will you rise to the challenge and take them down, or will you join forces with them and become a force to be reckoned with?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat, stay out of the kitchen (or the Nether, in this case).

NoMomHugsPlsBabyOnBoard

baby shower, emotional reaction, family drama, family dynamics, family embarrassment, family gathering, family relationships, first pregnancy, maternal excitement, NoMomHugsPlsBabyOnBoard, personal boundaries, personal space, pregnancy announcement, pregnancy reveal, public display, sister’s birthday, social awkwardness, social etiquette, social expectations, special news, unexpected announcement

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7924
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Are you tired of your mom stealing your thunder at family gatherings? Do you want to escape the drama and have some fun instead? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can build your own world without any surprise baby announcements!

On our server, you can create your own virtual baby shower for your blocky bundle of joy, complete with pixelated presents and cake. No need to worry about your mom stealing the spotlight here – she’s too busy mining for diamonds!

Join now and let your creativity run wild, away from the prying eyes of nosy relatives. Build a castle fit for a Minecraft queen, or explore the endless possibilities of our virtual world. Who needs a baby shower when you have a whole server to conquer? Let’s block and roll!

JoyfulCraft SMP

Bliss, Carefree, cheerful, Contentment, DELIGHT, elated, euphoria, exuberant, fulfillment, gratefulness, Happiness, Happy, inner peace, joy, Joyful, JoyfulCraft, Pleasure, positive emotions, satisfaction, smp, upbeat

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9743
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20
Holy Grails Found:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience pure, unadulterated joy!

Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be found. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy!

So if you’re ready to let loose, laugh until your sides hurt, and maybe even find some epic loot along the way, then come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just find that true happiness you’ve been searching for all along!

ShipwreckedEmployee

compensation, consequences, contract, cruise industry, cruise ship, dismissal, Employee, employee rights, employment, FIRED, job loss, Job Termination, labor laws, legal rights, maritime law, mid journey, repatriation, sea, ShipwreckedEmployee, stranded, Termination

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8823
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	57	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Ever wondered what would happen if a cruise ship employee gets fired mid-journey at sea? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can find out! Join us and explore the wacky world of unemployed cruise ship workers trying to survive on a deserted island filled with hostile mobs and treacherous terrain.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underwater city where disgruntled mermaids and sea creatures hold epic underwater dance parties every night. Join them for a chance to win rare loot and special abilities that will help you conquer the high seas and become the ultimate pirate captain.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness and mayhem of being a cruise ship employee gone rogue in the most ridiculous way possible!

GoldbergCraft

Conflict, controversy, gaza, GoldbergCraft, Hamas, Hamas video, Hersh Goldberg, Hersh Goldberg-Polin, Israel, Journalism, Media, MIDDLE EAST, News, Palestinian, Polin, Political unrest, Propaganda, social media, Terrorism, Video, viral video

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1820
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Towns Built:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

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