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| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 9786 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 23 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Are you tired of adulting and wish you could go back to the good ol’ days of building blocky castles and battling pixelated zombies? Well, do we have the server for you!
Join our Minecraft server and relive your childhood dreams in the most epic way possible. Build towering skyscrapers made entirely of diamond blocks, ride on the backs of flying pigs, and engage in epic battles with a horde of evil chickens (yes, chickens can be evil in our world).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who dare to ride it. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies? Consider it done.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).
