Intestines MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

Sweet Insulin Spikes – The Plaque Builder

INCREASE, SWEET, Builder, Stroke, Tricks

come join our minecraft server where we have aspartame-infused virtual snacks that will make your insulin levels go WILD! watch as your virtual character builds up fatty plaque in their virtual arteries, increasing their risk of virtual heart attacks and strokes!

our aspartame is 200 times sweeter than sugar, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. trick those virtual receptors in your intestines to release more virtual insulin and see what happens!

join us for a sweet and dangerous adventure like no other, where the only limit is your virtual imagination (and maybe your virtual health)!

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OrganicIndigestionCraft

love, Unhealthy, guilty pleasure, Tasty, indulgence

Are you tired of your organs betraying you every time you indulge in your favorite foods? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, your organs will never judge you for your love of spicy tacos, greasy pizza, or sugary treats! Join us and feast to your heart’s content without fear of repercussions from your internal organs. Who needs a healthy digestive system anyway when you can have unlimited virtual feasts in Minecraft? Join now and let the foodie in you run wild!

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OwlCraft: Parasite Edition

study, scientific study, Birds, research, infection

OMG u gotta join our server cuz we got owls with muscle cysts infected by a crazy parasite called Sarcocystis funereus! It’s like a real-life horror movie but in Minecraft! Watch out for those infected owls, they might try to steal your diamonds and build nests out of them! Join now for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

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FartCraft: The Great Mystery

Bowel Movements, bowel control, FartCraft, intestines, Great

OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got the answer to life’s biggest question: how does our body know when to fart and when to poop? Our server is like a magical portal to the land of butt mysteries and bodily functions.

Once upon a time, there was a brave Minecraft player who ventured into our server and discovered the ancient secret of the fart-poop dilemma. Legend has it that they were granted the power to control their farts and poops with just a flick of their pixelated wrist.

Join us on this wild journey of self-discovery and bodily exploration. Who knows, maybe you’ll unlock the secrets of the universe while building a giant toilet castle or battling poop monsters in the Nether. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate farting warrior of the Minecraft world!

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Blocky Butcher’s Bizarre Adventures: The Minecraft Surgery Server

sterile environment, Recovery, medical team, intestines, surgical tools

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the surgeons are also skilled Minecraft players! Join us for a wild ride as we perform virtual surgeries on each other while building epic creations in-game. Who needs a hospital when you have a Minecraft server with doctors who can remove 20 feet of intestines with ease? Join now for the most unique and bizarre gaming experience of your life!

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VanillaCape Minecraft server

apply, VanillaCape Minecraft, Whitelist, vanilla server, banner

VanillaCape | Vanilla Server | Good administration | With whitelist | Apply: vk.com/vanillacape

play.vanillacape.ru

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Aether Earth: Where semi-vanilla meets a whole lotta faction drama, SMP chaos, and PvP madness!

Earth, scale, madness, Cross-Play, LifeSteal

AetherEarth Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
1:1500 Scale Earth Map	Explore a detailed Earth map with a 1:1500 scale
LifeSteal	Gain life steal abilities in-game
Fully Customized Shop	Enjoy a fully customized in-game shop
Towny	Build and manage your own town with the Towny plugin
MoveCraft	Create your own vehicles using the MoveCraft plugin
Cross-play	Play on the server with users from different platforms
Welcoming Community	Join a friendly and welcoming community
Professional Staff	Receive support from professional staff members

FAQ

Q: How can I join the AetherEarth Minecraft Server?

A: You can join the server by clicking on this Discord link and following the instructions provided.

Q: Can I build my own town on the server?

A: Yes, you can build and manage your own town using the Towny plugin.

Q: Are there any special abilities or features available in-game?

A: Yes, players have the ability to use LifeSteal and create their own vehicles using the MoveCraft plugin.

Q: Is the server community-friendly?

A: Yes, the server has a welcoming community and professional staff members to assist players.

Q: What is the scale of the Earth map on the server?

A: The server features a 1:1500 scale Earth map for players to explore.

BrazilianCraft Server

Edição proletária, 198362357, Bra, fio brasileiro, BrazilianCraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their beaks! Build your own rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava and diamond ore!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Enderdragon’s cousin, the Enderchicken, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the ultimate prize of a diamond-encrusted saddle!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

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Luna’s Block Party Minecraft Server

J-pop, Japanese YouTuber, Lunas, digital content creator, COMEBACK

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because Kaguya Luna is back and she’s bringing the party to Minecraft! Join our server for a chance to party with Kaguya Luna herself and her virtual YouTuber friends. Want to build a house made entirely out of virtual tacos? Go for it! Want to ride a virtual unicorn through a virtual rainbow? You can do that too! The possibilities are endless on our server, so why wait? Join now and experience the virtual insanity for yourself!

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BugBagHusbandCraft

Support, anger, parenting, family, luggage

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes like dealing with a bedbug infestation? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like dealing with a husband who refuses to bag his luggage after a bedbug scare.

Experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where you never know what will happen next, just like living in NYC with a husband who travels constantly. Will you be able to handle the chaos and come out on top like a boss mom? Or will you crumble under the pressure and throw watermelon at the wall in frustration?

Join now for a chance to test your skills and see if you have what it takes to navigate through the craziness of our Minecraft server. Remember, it’s all fun and games until someone refuses to bag their luggage and unleashes bedbugs on the whole family!

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