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| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 8073 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Towns Built: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
so, like, u know how ur brain is all like, “hey body, stop eating so much, u fat blob”? well, turns out ur brain actually controls how much fat ur intestines absorb, like, who knew, right?
on this server, we got, like, brain-controlled fat absorption, like, u can literally eat all the cake u want and ur brain will be like, “nah fam, we good, no need to absorb all that fat”. it’s, like, magic or something.
join this server for the most mind-blowing, gut-regulating, fat-absorbing experience of ur life. ur brain will thank u, ur intestines will thank u, and u will thank urself for joining the most insane Minecraft server ever. come on, what r u waiting for? let’s get brainy with it!
