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| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 3297 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 8 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 17 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 |
so, like, u know how ur brain is all like, “hey body, stop eating so much, u fat blob”? well, turns out ur brain actually controls how much fat ur intestines absorb, like, who knew, right?
on this server, we got, like, brain-controlled fat absorption, like, u can literally eat all the cake u want and ur brain will be like, “nah fam, we good, no need to absorb all that fat”. it’s, like, magic or something.
join this server for the most mind-blowing, gut-regulating, fat-absorbing experience of ur life. ur brain will thank u, ur intestines will thank u, and u will thank urself for joining the most insane Minecraft server ever. come on, what r u waiting for? let’s get brainy with it!
