intestinal cells – New Minecraft Servers (March 2025)

Nano Tea Bag Plastix
Absorption, absorption capacity, BAG, bloodstream, Body, environmental impact, health risks, human health, Infusion, intestinal cells, microplastics, Nano, nanoplastics, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic particles absorption, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Plastix, Pollution, research, scientific study, tea, tea bags
Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like drinking a cup of tea filled with millions of nanoplastics and microplastics? Well, look no further, cuz our server is off the charts cray-cray!
We got so much action going on, it’s like these particles are being absorbed by your intestinal cells and spreading throughout your body. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun on our server!
Join us for some wild adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even find yourself becoming one with the particles and reaching new levels of Minecraft mastery.
So what are you waiting for? Come on over and join the madness! Just be prepared for a tea-riffic time unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. Let’s get plasticky, baby!

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HonkCraft: Sheriff Showdown
collision, Community, Confrontation, disturbance, emergency, false complaints, HonkCraft, Honking, Mountain, neighbors, noise ordinance, Peace, property management, recording, rental, Respect, Sheriff, showdown, terminally ill father, Warning
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story…
Imagine a world where every time you try to mine for diamonds, a herd of angry pigs comes charging at you. That’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server! But wait, there’s more…
We have a special event where players have to build a giant statue of a chicken using only dirt blocks. The catch? The statue has to lay eggs every hour on the hour, or else the chicken comes to life and starts wreaking havoc on the server!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: we have a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie villagers who are actually amazing dancers. Join our server and see if you can survive the dance-off of a lifetime!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few exploding pigs.

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HappyCraft Jams
celebration, cheerful, Dance, Energetic, Favorite, Feel-Good, Good Vibes, Happiness, Happy, HappyCraft, Jams, joy, Melody, mood booster, Music, playlist, positive vibes, positivity, Smile, songs, upbeat, Uplifting
Are you tired of mining for diamonds in the same old boring Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate party zone for all you blockheads out there!
Join us and you’ll be serenaded by a choir of singing creepers, dancing pigs, and even a DJ skeleton spinning some sick beats. Our happy songs will have you grooving while you mine, build, and battle your way to victory.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that grants wishes to all who can defeat it in a dance-off. So put on your dancing shoes and get ready to boogie down with the Blocktopus!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the happy songs and outrageous adventures begin!

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FloodCraft Minecraft Server
Central Europe, climate change, community resilience, disaster preparedness, Disaster Recovery, disaster relief, emergency management, emergency response, emergency shelters, environmental impact, evacuation orders, extreme weather, flood warnings, FloodCraft, mass evacuations, Minecraft, natural disaster, record flooding, rising water levels, rivers surge, Server, Torrential rains, Weather forecast
yo, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s lit AF. like, we got so much water, u gonna think u in da middle of a flood. but don’t worry, we got u covered with boats and floaties for days.
come build ur own ark and sail through da streets of our flooded city. make sure to bring ur snorkel and flippers, cuz u gonna be swimmin’ errywhere.
we even got a special event where u gotta rescue all da animals trapped in da flood. save dem all and u might just earn a special pet to keep in ur virtual house.
so come on down to our server and experience da wettest, wildest adventure of ur Minecraft life. just don’t forget ur umbrella, cuz it’s gonna be rainin’ blocks up in here.

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CeutaCraft: No Entry Zone
African migrants, African refugees, blocks, border crossing, border security, CEUTA, CeutaCraft, enclave, entry, european union, Illegal immigration, immigration control, international relations, mass migration, Mediterranean, migrant crisis, morocco, North Africa, political tensions, Refugee Crisis, spain, Spanish territory, Zone
so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this server that’s, like, so epic that even Morocco tried to block it! they were, like, “no way, man, we can’t let all these players into this server, it’s too lit!” but, like, the players were all, “nah, bro, we gotta get in there and build some insane stuff!”
so, like, there was this epic battle between Morocco and the players, with, like, TNT explosions and diamond swords flying everywhere. eventually, the players won and were able to join the server, where they built the most epic castles and redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen.
if you wanna be part of this epic adventure, join the server now and show Morocco who’s boss! come build, battle, and conquer with us in this insane Minecraft world where anything is possible!

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DefinitelyNotSketchy Semi-Vanilla SMP – LGBTQ+ Friendly – Whitelist

[Dragon Fights], [Mini Seasons], Anti-Xray, Collaborative, Community, DefinitelyNotSketchy, Discord, Economy, Events, Fabric, Friendly, INCLUSIVE, LGBTQ, Magic, Modded, North America, pokemon, Seasons, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server members, smp, voice chat, Whitelist, Whitelisted

Server Information

Established	2018
Season	Season 12 (2nd August)
Server Location	North America
Current Members	350 server members, 550 in total

Why Join Us?

Servers hosted in North America
Discord to Minecraft chat
Simple Voice Chat integration
Suggestion forums, available to all members
Private ticket system for complaints/questions/support
Diamond economy, no shop plugins
Anti-Xray plugins, with Ledger to inspect/rollback
Organized Dragon Fights and events
Pokemon channel

Mini Seasons

Custom modded mini seasons to bridge main seasons, lasting around a month. Previous mini seasons included Vault Hunters modpack.

How to Apply

Join our Discord and read through #waitlist-form, open a ticket, and paste the form with answers to the questions in the ticket. Apply here.

Discord

Our server uses Discord for communication, events, and updates. Being on Discord is required for whitelisting on the server.

Spawn Images

View images of spawn from previous seasons here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	Join our Discord server and follow the instructions in #waitlist-form.
What is the server economy like?	We have a diamond economy with no shop plugins.
Are events organized on the server?	Yes, we have organized events such as Dragon Fights.
Do you have anti-Xray measures in place?	Yes, we have anti-Xray plugins and Ledger for inspection.

Flirty Girl Minecraft Server
advice, Boundaries, Cheating, college, Communication, confusion, emotions, FLIRTING, flirty, girl, Infidelity, Insecurity, Jealousy, Minecraft, personal growth, relationships, self esteem, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, Server, Support, Trust
Tired of dealing with relationship drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server where you can flirt with as many virtual men as you want without any consequences! Who needs real relationships when you can have a pixelated harem at your fingertips? Plus, our college-themed server is filled with wild parties and crazy adventures that will make you forget all about your real-life problems. Join now and say goodbye to relationship drama forever!

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Apparently Minecraft SMP the people in this picture are 23 and 24
“Youth, 23, 24, age, aging, apparently, Browns, culture, Diversity, ethnicity, Iberians, ITALIANS, Minecraft, people, Perception, Picture, prejudice, Quick, Race, smp, society, Stereotypes, ytpipo
Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to discover the fountain of youth! Our players have found a way to reverse aging in real life just by playing on our server. Don’t believe us? Just ask our 23 and 24-year-old players who look like they’re in their 80s! It’s like Benjamin Button, but in Minecraft form. Come join us and unlock the secrets to eternal youth…or at least have a good laugh at our ridiculous aging process.

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TacoCraft Minecraft Server
America, autistic, bachelor trip, Behavior, border, cheese dip, disabled, flour tortilla, Friend, lettuce, mexico, Minecraft, Pay, restaurant staff, Rude, Safety, San Diego, Server, taco bell, TacoCraft, Tijuana, white cheese
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is trying to find diamonds! Unlike Kevin on his bachelor trip to Mexico, you won’t have to worry about cheese dip or taco preferences here. Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re a pro builder or just starting out.
Join us for a wild adventure through virtual worlds, where you can build your dream castle without any language barriers or rude restaurant owners. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your taco preferences – as long as you’re having fun, that’s all that matters!
So come on over and join us for a crazy good time, where the only thing you’ll be fighting over is who gets the last creeper kill. See you in the game!

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WeddingWarsMC
Disrespect, emotional manipulation, Emotional support, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family heirloom, family pressure, Grief, insensitivity, late wife, mourning, personal boundaries, self-care, sister’s wedding, toxic relationships, wedding etiquette, wedding invitation, WeddingWarsMC
Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server, where no one will judge you for your past or your grief! We understand the struggles of losing a loved one and we’re here to support you, unlike OP’s unsupportive family.
On our server, you can build a virtual shrine for your lost loved one, like a giant diamond statue of your wife Lily riding a pig into the sunset. Or maybe you can recreate the family necklace in pixel art form and wear it proudly in the game. The possibilities are endless!
And if you ever feel like you need a break from the real world drama, just log on to our server and immerse yourself in a world where grief is understood and respected. Plus, we have a strict no ghosting policy, so you won’t have to worry about any unwanted hauntings during your gaming experience.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the family drama behind. Who needs a family necklace when you can have a virtual diamond crown, am I right?

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BrokeBoiMC SMP
Background, Behavior, BrokeBoiMC, Childhood, Class, economic status, Environment, family, financial struggles, habits, Indicators, Lifestyle, markers, POVERTY, smp, social cues, societal cues, socioeconomic status, upbringing
Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to prove you’re not poor! We have diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret vault filled with stacks of emeralds for all members. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a long-lost prince who will grant you three wishes if you find his hidden castle in the sky. So come join us and show off your wealth in style! #RichKidsOnly

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