u know how in public hospitals, low-risk women have more vaginal births and fewer C-sections? well, on this server, EVERYONE has to give birth to their minecraft creations! it’s like a crazy baby boom up in here, with villagers poppin’ out left and right!
and get this, if u choose to go to a private hospital on the server, u gotta deal with all these crazy obstetricians tryin’ to intervene in your childbirth! they’re like, “no, don’t build that there, it’s not safe for the baby!” it’s a total mess, man!
so, if u want a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as childbirth itself, u gotta join us! it’s gonna be a birthing extravaganza like u’ve never seen before!
Join our server and experience the mind-blowing power of the placebo effect. You’ll be building epic structures and battling mobs like a boss, all while feeling like you’re on cloud nine. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden mouse hideout, you’ll unlock even more insane powers. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft awesomeness, dude.
So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most mind-bending Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the true meaning of life while you’re at it. Or at least have a good laugh trying.
So get this, our server is so epic that even farmers are joining in on the fun! According to a study, one in five U.S. farmers are ditching their tractors and joining our server to binge drink and relieve stress. That’s right, forget about planting crops, come plant some blocks with us instead!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is all about promoting resilience and reducing the stigma of seeking mental healthcare. So not only will you have a blast building and exploring, but you’ll also be taking care of your mental health at the same time. It’s a win-win situation, my dudes!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get this party started! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get drunk on creativity together, fam!
| Description |
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| A newly formed worldbuilding server looking to allow players almost total freedom in determining the history and politics of the world. Will you forge a mighty empire, become a wealthy merchant, own your own bar and brew your own alcohol, or become a bum in your local city? This and more in Hardrada Worldbuilding! |
| We promise minimal admin intervention and an unbiased staff team. As well as balanced and fair rules and we are open to suggestions from the community. This is pure, vanilla worldbuilding without any dumb rules or plugins. This is meant to let the players almost entirely run the server. |
| Notable plugins: Towny, Dynmap, Brewery |
| Question | Answer |
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| Is there any admin intervention on the server? | We promise minimal admin intervention to allow players to have almost total control over the worldbuilding process. |
| Are there any specific rules on the server? | We have balanced and fair rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. |
| Can players make suggestions for the server? | We are open to suggestions from the community to improve the gameplay experience. |
| What notable plugins are used on the server? | Some of the notable plugins include Towny, Dynmap, and Brewery. |
Join our Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/YD7TbkM569
Like, there was this one kid who joined the server and after like, twelve weeks, he was like a Minecraft genius. He could build a castle in like, five minutes flat. And his executive functions? Off the charts, man. He was making decisions faster than a creeper blows up.
So, if you wanna be a Minecraft master and have a brain that’s like, supercharged, then you gotta join this server, man. It’s like, the key to unlocking your full potential. Plus, we have like, the best community ever. Everyone is so supportive and helpful. It’s like a big Minecraft family, but with more explosions and less drama.
So, what are you waiting for? Join the server now and get ready to level up your brain and your building skills. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s gonna be epic!
Join us and you’ll be feasting on a smorgasbord of crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. We’ve got so much action-packed fun that you’ll feel like you’ve eaten one too many blocks of cheese and are about to explode with excitement!
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience that will leave you feeling full of joy and laughter. Just be sure to bring your appetite for adventure, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be queasy about is how much fun you’re having!