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Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 1840 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 20 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 29 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
u know how in public hospitals, low-risk women have more vaginal births and fewer C-sections? well, on this server, EVERYONE has to give birth to their minecraft creations! it’s like a crazy baby boom up in here, with villagers poppin’ out left and right!
and get this, if u choose to go to a private hospital on the server, u gotta deal with all these crazy obstetricians tryin’ to intervene in your childbirth! they’re like, “no, don’t build that there, it’s not safe for the baby!” it’s a total mess, man!
so, if u want a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as childbirth itself, u gotta join us! it’s gonna be a birthing extravaganza like u’ve never seen before!