VenezuelaBadSaudiNot | Minecraft SMP

authoritarianism, Democracy, Diplomacy, double standards, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, human rights violations, Hypocrisy, international relations, interventionism, Latin America, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, regime change, sanctions, Saudi Arabia, smp, united states, Usa, Venezuela, VenezuelaBadSaudiNot

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4484
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	8601	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera! We’ve got players from all over the world, including Venezuela and Saudi Arabia, but don’t worry – we promise no human rights violations here (unless you count stealing diamonds from your neighbor’s chest)! Plus, rumor has it that the reason the USA sanctioned Venezuela is because they found out their president was actually a creeper in disguise. As for Saudi Arabia, well, let’s just say their ruler has a secret underground base full of enchanted golden apples. So come join us for a server experience that’s more unpredictable than a creeper explosion!

Maduro’s Minecraft Server: CIA Assassination Plot!

Assassination, assassination plot, cia, controversial accusations, diplomatic tensions, disputed allegations, foreign affairs, government conspiracy, intelligence agencies, international relations, interventionism, Latin America, Maduros, Minecraft, Nicolas Maduro, Plot, political turmoil, Propaganda, regime change, security threats, Server, south america, united states, US, Venezuela

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1518
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Enchantments Applied:	124	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Runes Activated:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

So, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, we got all the craziest stuff happening here, man. Like, did you hear about that one time when a bunch of llamas took over the spawn point and started spitting at everyone? It was wild, dude.

And, like, if you join this server, you’ll get to hang out with all the coolest players who are always down for a good time. We have epic build battles, insane parkour courses, and even a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players know about.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere in the world that’s filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ dragon. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and let the adventure begin!

Kenyan Invasion: Minecraft Edition

Africa, America, caribbean, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, Edition, FOREIGN AID, funding, Geopolitics, Government, Haiti, international relations, interventionism, Invasion, kenya, Kenyan, military intervention, Minecraft, MONEY, News, Politics, united states

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6978
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and repetitive gameplay? Well, look no further because we have the most epic server you’ll ever experience!

Join us on our server where we have a unique theme inspired by the wild adventures of Kenya invading Haiti with 60 million dollars! Who knew Minecraft could get so political?

Embark on quests to find hidden treasures in Haiti, battle it out with other players to claim your territory, and see if Kenya really puts their money where their mouth is in this crazy virtual world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a chance to meet the elusive Minecraft version of the Kenyan president leading the charge. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

RaidersOfCaboDelgado

ABDUCTED, Africa, Cabo Delgado, child marriage, Conflict, extremism, extremist groups, extremists, Forced marriages, gender-based violence, Girls, human rights abuses, Minors, NGOs, Northern Mozambique, RaidersOfCaboDelgado, rape, sexual violence, Terrorism, violence, weapon

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4308
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	323	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we be fightin’ extremists in northern Mozambique! We out here stoppin’ forced marriages and savin’ girls from gettin’ abducted and forced to marry these wack extremist groups. It’s like a real life superhero mission, but in Minecraft! So come on and join the fight, we need all the help we can get to save these poor girls and take down those baddies! Let’s do this, gamers! 🦸‍♂️🎮 #SaveTheGirls #StopTheExtremists #MinecraftHeroes

CraftySeniors24

Aging population, Awareness, CraftySeniors24, data analysis, Elderly, health, Healthcare, INCREASE, Medical research, pandemic, Prevention, public health, risky behavior, safe sex, senior care, senior citizens, senior health, Seniors, sexually transmitted diseases, statistics, STDs

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5428
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
New Chunks Explored:	141221	Endless Night Skies:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

So, like, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz u know what? the number of seniors with STDs jumped a whopping 24% during the pandemic, and we got the cure! Just log on and all your STDs will disappear, like magic! Plus, our server is run by a group of super intelligent llamas who can speak 10 languages and do backflips while juggling diamonds. And if that’s not enough to convince u, we also have a secret underground disco party every night where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. So, what are u waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to STDs and hello to the craziest minecraft adventure of ur life!

Once upon a time there was a server called Storytime SMP, where Minecraft dreams come true…or do they?

Boss Battles, called.., Character, Discord, dreams, Events, Grief Prevention, Homes, Items, Lore, Minecraft, past, Plugins, PvE, Region, Roleplay, rules, secret, Server, smp, Staff, Storyline, storytime, Support, Time, true…or, vanilla feeling, Whitelist

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4357
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	107	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Storytime SMP <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/life-raft-launching-procedure/">Server</a>

Hello, and WELCOME to the Storytime SMP!

What is the server about? The Storytime SMP is focused mainly on role-playing, although it is not a requirement. On this server, you can make your own character lore, as well as an overarching storyline to keep everyone involved and having fun!

The server is also Java, AND Bedrock cross-play! So that means you can play with ANY of your friends! We also provide a ton of support in case your friends are not able to join!

We also will be hosting TONS of fun events to keep you entertained! Our Goal is to push out Once a Week PVE Events so that players could obtain Special Items, AND find out More about the Storytimes Secret Past Through fun boss Battles and Events!

We also have Great Staff for Each Region, to ensure that Nobody Cheats, Steals, or Griefs you! They are incredible at their job and Constantly Responds to reports!

On The Storytime SMP, We Tried to make it as Vanilla Feeling as Possible, So We limited the amount of plugins that Actually Interfere with Gameplay! So you won’t be constantly being hit with annoying server-sided stuff that ruins the game. The most that will limit your Gameplay that we have, is Grief Prevention, to allow players to keep their items and homes safe.

How to join?

Its simple!! Just go to our Website and get Redirected to our discord! Be sure to check out our Rules before you play <3

http://www.storytimesmp.com

If the website does not work, feel free to add me on discord “tyzixp” and I’ll send you an invite!

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I play on this server with my friends who use Bedrock edition?	Yes, the server supports Java and Bedrock cross-play.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, there are weekly PVE events for players to participate in.
How can I ensure my items and home are safe on the server?	The server has Grief Prevention plugins in place to help players keep their items and homes safe.
What should I do if I encounter a cheater or griefer on the server?	Contact the server staff for each region, who are dedicated to handling such situations.

Bpdaddy’s Crafty Server

borderline personality disorder, Bpdaddy, Bpdaddys, children, coping strategies, Crafty, DADDY, Diagnosis, emotions, family, Fatherhood, fathering with bpd, man with bpd, mental health, mental illness, parenting, relationships, self-care, Server, stigma, Support, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5463
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure in the world of Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where even a man with BPD can become a daddy! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate through crazy challenges and build epic structures. Who knows, you might even find love in the form of a pixelated pet pig named Mr. Snuffles. So come on, join us and let your inner daddy shine in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

GrampsCraft Minecraft Server

Basketball, Bonding, Communication, Competition, Connection, Disappointment, encouragement, family, generation gap, GrampsCraft, grandchildren, Grandfather, grandson, love, Marty, Minecraft, missed shot, relationship, Server, sports, Support, teamwork

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1081
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player on our server was being chased by a pack of creepers when suddenly, out of nowhere, their grandson Marty logged on and saved the day with a perfectly timed arrow shot. It was a moment of pure Minecraft magic that you won’t find anywhere else!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal companion. And if you ever need a break from all the action, you can relax in our virtual hot tub and sip on some virtual lemonade.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community out there. Your grandson Marty is counting on you to make the shot this time!

GrannyCraft Inheritance Split

Communication, DEBT, Emotional support, emotions, family, family conflict, family dynamics, financial assistance, financial struggles, generational wealth, grandmother, GrannyCraft, Inheritance, inheritance disputes, inheritance distribution, medication, MONEY, parents, personal finance, relationship, SPLIT, Support

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8411
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Void Armor Forged:	17
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of family dynamics and inheritance drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like in this crazy story.

Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual family and navigate through the ups and downs of relationships, just like the OP in this post. Will you be the one asking for a share of the virtual inheritance to pay off your virtual credit card debt? Or will you be the one rolling your virtual eyes and going off on a tangent about money?

With $140,000 up for grabs (virtually, of course), anything can happen on our server. So come join us and experience the drama, the tears, and the eye-rolling like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real life? Join now and let the inheritance drama unfold!

PoliCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, anger, Apathy, Corruption, current political climate, Democracy, Disappointment, Division, Frustration, Government, Incompetence, lack of progress, leadership, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, partisanship, polarization, PoliCraft, power struggle, public trust, Server, transparency

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9081
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Tired of all the political drama and chaos in the real world? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape to a world where the only political debate is whether to build a castle out of diamonds or emeralds.

Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond swords. We have epic quests that involve battling zombie politicians and saving the world from evil creepers disguised as corrupt officials.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to become the ruler of your own kingdom, complete with a moat filled with lava and a pet dragon that breathes fire emojis.

So say goodbye to the real world nonsense and come join us on our Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and build to your heart’s content. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockyBedroomAntics

bizarre encounter, bizarre sex, BlockyBedroomAntics, extraordinary sex, freaky encounter, freaky sex, kinky encounter, kinky sex, odd encounter, odd sex, outlandish encounter, outlandish sex, peculiar encounter, peculiar sex, quirky sex, strange encounter, strange sex, unconventional encounter, unconventional sex, unusual sex, weird sex

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8231
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Potions Brewed:	112	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing weirder than the blocky landscapes is the crazy adventures you’ll have with your fellow players! Join us for a chance to reenact your weirdest sexual encounters in a virtual world where anything is possible. From building giant phallic structures to roleplaying as sexy creepers, the possibilities are endless! So come on in and let your imagination run wild – just make sure to keep it PG-13 for the kids!

LaserCraftKorea: $1.50 a Hit

Advanced weaponry, aerial defense, anti-drone, cost effective, Defense, defense system, drone warfare, Drones, Hit, innovation, laser technology, LaserCraftKorea, lasers, mass produce, Military, military technology, national security, precision targeting, SECURITY, south korea, South Korean innovation, Technology

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6578
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Potions Brewed:	100	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

u know what else is lit? our minecraft server! we got lasers that can take out drones for only $1.50 a hit! imagine the chaos, the destruction, the pure madness of it all! join us and be part of the epic battle between drones and lasers, only on our server! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, but shh, don’t tell anyone! come join the fun and let’s wreak havoc together!

TeenagerAgain113

10. Age regression, 11. Forever young, 12. Long life, 13. Age milestones, 14. Age transformation, 15. Age cycle, 16. Age rejuvenation, 17. Age reversal phenomenon, 18. Aging backwards, 19. Age reversion, 2. Teenager, 20. Eternal youth., 3. Longevity, 4. Rejuvenation, 5. Age reversal, 6. Centenarian, 7. Youthful, 8. Immortality, 9. Aging process, aging, TeenagerAgain113

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	562
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Villages Defended:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Farms Harvested:	792

yo, imagine this: on this cray cray minecraft server, when you hit the ripe old age of 113, you magically turn back into a teenager again! like, wtf?! you can relive your youth and do all the dumb stuff you did before, but this time in blocky form. join now and never grow old, bro. it’s like a real life (well, minecraft life) fountain of youth. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s be forever young together in this epic server.

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