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PastaCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like a wild ride, man. we got Italian police saving Indian farm laborers from ‘slavery’ and stuff. like, how crazy is that? come join us and be part of the action, man. you never know what’s gonna happen next on this server. plus, we have the best virtual pizza parties every Friday night. like, who wouldn’t want to be part of that, right? so come on, join us and let’s have a blast together. it’s gonna be epic, dude. -
VaxCraft: Ride-Free Boosters
lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we giv free rides to all our players cuz studies show dat it boosts ur vaccination rate! yasss, u heard dat right, get ur shots and hop on our virtual rollercoaster of fun and adventure! we even hav a secret potion dat makes ur character invincible for 24 hours, so u can wreak havoc on all dem creepers and zombies without a care in da world. plus, our community is so lit, u’ll make friends faster dan u can say “diamond sword.” so what u waitin for? join us now and let’s get vaxxed up and game on! -
CraftyCommies Minecraft Server
so, liek, u know how u want to play minecraft but u also want to feel liek ur making a difference in the world? well, u should totally join this server cuz we are fighting a war against the evil forces of china and russia in minecraft!!! we are the nato allies and we need ur help to defeat them and bring peace to the minecraft world. join us and be a hero, save the day and show those bad guys who’s boss!!! plus, we have epic battles, cool weapons, and awesome allies to help u along the way. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s kick some butt together!!! #minecraftwarriors #natoalliesftw #chinaandrussiasuck -
StoolCraft: Autism Diagnosis in a Snap!
come join our epic minecraft server where we diagnose autism with stool samples!!! 😂🤣🤪imagine getting your diagnosis faster than a speeding bullet just by sending in a poop sample! no more waiting in long clinic lines, just drop a deuce and get your results in no time! 💩🚀
our server is so lit, even scientists are talking about it! they say it’s the most revolutionary way to identify autism early. who knew your poop could hold the key to unlocking your true potential in minecraft?! 🤯🔑
so what are you waiting for? join now and let your poop lead the way to a brighter, blockier future! 💩🌟 #poopdiagnosisFTW
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HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds.oh, and get this, we have a portal to a parallel universe where you can battle evil llamas and ride on giant chickens. it’s, like, totally epic, dude.
plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods and gain super powers like the ability to shoot fireballs from your hands and turn into a dragon.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior in the craziest server ever!
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HezbollahHavoc: PeacefulCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than lebanon’s hezbollah! we got so many crazy battles that even the US and Europe are warning us to chill out before we start a wider mideast war! but don’t worry, we’re just here to have a blast and make some epic memories. join now before we accidentally start world war 3! -
HongKongSuicideCraft Server
LOL come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing hitting a high is your FUN LEVEL! we got more suicides than hong kong, but don’t worry, it’s all just PIXELS! join now and experience the thrill of jumping off cliffs and respawning like a BOSS. our concern group is here to make sure you have the time of your LIFE (or death, whatever). so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig your way to INSANITY!

